- by John Semmens – President Irked at Governor’s Show of Disrespect President Obama expressed his “profound disappointment and disgust” with what he labeled “an unacceptable display of disrespect” toward him from Arizona Governor Jan Brewer (R). “Ms. Brewer has to come to terms with her rank in the pecking order,” Obama said. “She is, [...]
Full Video – 2012 CNN Republican Presidential Debate Jacksonville, Florida 1-26-12
Mitt Romney has been feisty the last two debates and Newt Gingrich has not capitalized on his South Carolina primary win momentum to lock up Florida and really put Romney on the ropes. Gingrich is drawing huge crowds at campaign stops but Florida is a big state with a large population and it may not be enough for him to grab Florida’s ‘winner-take-all’ delegates. Rick Santorum has been handling himself better lately but he is still really only an “also-ran” in this race and Ron Paul is, well, Ron Paul… What do you think? Enjoy the debate.
Will the Dawg Pound Give Way to the Homeless Herd?
Jan 26
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FLORIDA PROPOSAL WOULD FORCE TEAMS TO HOUSE THE HOMELESS IN STADIUMS The Cleveland Browns Dawg Pound? Yep, love it. The Washington Redskins Hogettes? Uh huh, part of NFL Football lore. The Florida Homeless Herd? Are you kidding me? No way. A pair of bills making their way through the Florida legislature could have Florida homeless people sleeping on the [...]
Troops Being Trained in Big City for Large Scale Policing…
Jan 25
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Knowing that Congress has recently authorized the U.S. military to arrest and imprison citizens in the U.S. without habeas corpus, due process or any charge and hold them without communication as long as desired is scary. (Non-believers: Sec 1031 of Defense Authorization Act.) Knowing the internment camps to house such prisoners have been built (by [...]
How to Enjoy Tonight’s State of the Union Address Travesty: Yes, You Can!
Jan 24
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Like many of you, I already feel my blood boiling and am getting nauseous over the prospect of enduring more “Lie, blame others, self-congratulate. Wash. Rinse. Repeat” from the occupy-er of the White House. There are ways, however, to enjoy tonight’s upcoming State of the Union spectacle and keep your rising blood pressure in check. [...]
Dave’s Quote of the Day
“Iran is building a bomb, Syria is murdering its citizens, and the economy is crashing. Yet NBC wants a debate where Republicans attack each other for making money legally. This debate is nonsense and Republicans should stop doing debates on leftist networks. Waterboard Bryan Williams and let’s end this nonsense. It’s like Obama wrote these questions. Republicans never learn.”
- Eric aka the Tygrrrr Express
All American Woman. With Boots.
Jan 23
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My name is Daniella Nicole and I am a new contributor to The Constitution Club. I am honored to be among such a talented group of writers. Some of you may be familiar with me from my outspoken, feisty antics on Facebook, Twitter or on the Fritch Show, where I am not only a sometimes [...]
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Jan 22
- by John Semmens – Georgia Judge Refuses to Accept Obama’s “Sovereign Immunity” Georgia Judge Michael Malihi’s refusal to accept President Obama’s lawyers’ demand that he be excused from responding to a subpoena to testify in a hearing questioning his eligibility to appear on that state’s presidential ballot was denounced by Edward Toady, lead attorney [...]
Full Video – Newt Gingrich’s Victory Speech – South Carolina Primary Win 1-21-12
Jan 21
A great victory speech by Newt Gingrich after an amazing win in South Carolina. The GOP presidential race is far from over as Gingrich is surging despite what could have been some devastating ‘revelations’ by his ex-wife while Romney has had the worst week of his 2012 campaign so far. I’m looking forward to Florida. [...]
Obama’s Attack on Religion: Round Two (Suspended)
Jan 20
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Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sibelius announced that the Feds will be enforcing the requirement for employers to provide free contraception and sterilization in health care programs; religious institutions included. Employers’ choices are to provide the coverage or face huge fines; alternatively, they can decide not to offer health benefits. Obama Administration Decides to [...]
Buggy-Whip American Education Finally Faces a Revolution It Can’t Stop
Jan 19
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Steve Jobs hoped Apple could break the lock holding American education in incompetence; the first attack on the status quo is appearing only one year following his death. If he is still paying attention from somewhere, he undoubtedly approves. Apple Kills the Textbook with IBook ii, IBook Author will explain. Education textbooks are a closed market [...]
Headlines From the Year 2020
Here are some of the headlines we’ll be seeing in the year 2020 if our civilization continues on its present course:
- First bisexual president inaugurated; her transgendered partner to be known as the First Human
- Fighter jets removed from USS Nimitz to make room for state-of-the-art maternity ward and nursery
- In exchange for student loan forgiveness, thousands of young women join the Peace Corps “Make an African Man Happy” program
- Chicken and cattle-rights activists unite in campaign to outlaw steak and eggs
- Man arrested in California for murdering rare protected species of cockroach
Rare Pacific Northwest Snowstorm Traps Blogger In House!!
Jan 18
Rebel is indeed socked into her house with her husband, three kids, dog and new kitten. She is lovin’ it. Rebel realizes there are those that hate snow, but she is not one of them. It is too rare in this locale to detest. It’s rarity makes it precious. To my faithful readers, I am [...]
The Politics of Fear
Niccolò Machiavelli, the famed Florentine political philosopher, once posed the question whether it is better to be feared than loved. It is well-remembered by every schoolboy that his reply was that, “it is better to be feared than loved,” with the provision that both fear and love must be unattainable. But too often lost in the passage is the caveat that, “Nevertheless a prince ought to inspire fear in such a way that, if he does not win love, he avoids hatred; because he can endure very well being feared whilst he is not hated, which will always be as long as he abstains from the property of his citizens and subjects and from their women.”
Telling it like it is: Doesn’t get any Better than Mark Levin
Jan 17
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‘THE GREAT ONE’ TAKES ON STATISM AND THE LEFT’S ATTACK ON AMERICAN LIBERTY In the unlikely event you’re unfamiliar with “The Great One,” Mark Levin, perhaps his response to the Boy King’s laughable claim of “streamlining government agencies to make the system more efficient and helpful for small businesses,” will bring you up to speed in [...]
Martin Luther King, Jr. Day
Jan 16
On August 28, 1963, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. gave a speech that has since become synonymous with his name. The “I Have A Dream” speech. I will admit that as a man, as an individual man, I did not care much for Dr. King. He had some character flaws, some that were severe. But [...]
Black Duke Students Angry with Research Paper – NOT its Findings!
Jan 16
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BLACKS DISPROPORTIONATELY MORE LIKELY TO SWITCH TO EASIER MAJORS Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are surely breaking their opportunistic, race-baiting necks in a rush to Chapel Hill this morning. Yep, it appears that – once again – white folks at Duke University are once again discriminating against black folks. Oh, the humanity. We’re not simply [...]
Obama’s Attack On Religion Swatted By Unanimous Supremes
Jan 15
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Interesting for a couple of reasons: Obie’s worker protection cops applied enforcement on a little church, telling it to jump through all the hoops of equal rights, racism and diversity in hiring a minister or face the usual bullying penalties. Thanks to some outside support, the little church was able to contest the attack clear [...]
I am a 2 percenter
Let’s see. I retire at 67, so everything I make over that if I continue to work some, gets taxed at a rate beyond belief. Let’s say you make 330 grand a year, first, why retire? So since most 2 percenters wont, they still pay income tax, social security,(until they die) and do not even collect on the 60 years of paying into social security and medicare. Now tell me a 2 percenter does not pay their fair share into the social systems of this country. All you wall street protesters, your welcome, why?, for it is I and my fellow 2 percenters that have made a huge lifelong donation to you while you camp out and bitch, like a little bitch. HEY!, pick up that friggin trash around your tent.
Dave’s Quote of the Day
” Sodom and Gomorrah is the liberal picture of a healthy society, a society without hangups.”
-Ben Hart, Escapetyranny.com
Pied Occupiers and the Rats of Washington, D.C.
Jan 14
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The fabulous Pied Piper is materializing in Washington D.C. which, thinking about it, is a place full enough of fairy tales that one coming to life there doesn’t seem quite as unlikely as it might elsewhere. Pied Occupy Leading D.C. Rats To Virginia? tells the story. As with all fables, you are only asked to enjoy, [...]
The Bain Of Our Existence? Hardly! – Guest Submission
Jan 14
- By: J.J. Jackson – I cannot help it. I have to defend Mitt Romney from idiocy. Yes, I know the man is a RINO. However even a RINO deserves to be defended when the attacks against him are unwarranted and so utterly crackpot in nature that they fly in the face of reality. Unless [...]
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Jan 14
by John Semmens Holder Says Obama’s Recess Appointments Legal President Obama’s refusal to acknowledge the Senate’s pro forma sessions as an impediment to his authority to make recess appointments was upheld by his Department of Justice last week. “This country needs to be governed 24/7,” said Attorney General Eric Holder. “Things can’t be brought to [...]
They’re No Angels
Jan 13
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There has been much talk and saber rattling over the recent video depicting four U.S. Marines standing over the corpses of dead Taliban terrorists and urinating on them. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has expressed “total dismay,” and Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta has called the Marines action “utterly deplorable,” vowing a full investigation and [...]
Dave’s Quote of the Day
Jan 13
“For our part, we’re withholding judgment. There have been too many such seemingly shocking episodes that, upon investigation, turn out to be less than that. The high-profile case of Marine Lt. Ilario Pantano — accused of murdering Iraqis, but exonerated late last year — certainly illustrates the point. But maybe they did do it. Marine [...]
Tebow Mania Strikes! It’s Tebow Time!
Jan 13
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Rarely do you see a football player embraced, attacked, and praised as you have Denver Bronco Tim Tebow who rose from being a third-string quarterback to one of the most popular and well-known athletes on the planet in record time. Contradicting all pundits, predictions, his own coaches, and talking heads he has led the former [...]
We’re Already at War with Iran…
Jan 12
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The U.S, France, Germany and apparently, Israel have elected war on Iran and started hostilities, though not shooting yet. Well, excepting whoever in the group has been blowing up Iranian nuclear scientists. It’s been going on for a while, too in a sub-rosa fashion. The U.S, throwing its weight around, dumped the Shah of Iran (a [...]
NBC Highlights Romney’s Polygamist Ancestor and ‘Controversial’ Faith
Jan 12
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AND SO IT BEGINS: OBAMA MEDIA GROUP ASSAULT ON MITT WILL ONLY GET UGLIER Now that it’s all but certain that Mitt Romney will be the Republican nominee, the dutiful Obama Media Group and its left-wing lapdogs are wasting no time in firing up their transparent campaign against the former Massachusetts governor. This week’s offering? [...]
EPA Fines Gasoline Makers For Not Using Non-Existent Additive! (This Is NOT Fiction!)
Jan 11
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You know the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) fines businesses a lot for environmental violations, right? Bet you didn’t know it fined gasoline producers some $6.8 M for not using the demanded woodchip biofuel as an additive in their gasoline in 2011. The fuel makers’ excuse: there is no such thing, it doesn’t exist. But non-existence is [...]
Kodak, the Post Office, Capitalism and Thomas Sowell
Jan 9
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Kodak is going under after a hundred years as the beating heart of photography in much of the world. Like the makers of buggy whips and all others who fail to face and master new technology, the film giant has fallen into bankruptcy, a hapless victim of digital picture-making. But shed no tears for this [...]
Should California Students be Forced to Study Gay “Contributions” to History?
Jan 9
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NEW LAW FORCES SCHOOL KIDS TO LEARN ABOUT ‘LGBT ROLE IN THE DEVELOPMENT OF AMERICA’ More looniness from the People’s Republic of California. As of January 1, 2012, children in the “Golden” State are required by law to study and learn about “the role and contributions” of lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgenders in the history of [...]
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Jan 8
- by John Semmens- President Declares Independence from Congress Frustrated by his inability to get portions of his agenda passed by Congress, President Barack Obama has forged ahead making appointments and enacting programs without the Constitutionally required consent of the legislature. The appointment of Richard Cordray to head the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau attracted the [...]
Time to Face Ugly Social Realities
Jan 8
One of the things that bugs me about being a “conservative” is the way my brethren behave when stories of “free lunch” surface. In an election year, the stories are going to start coming pretty quickly and in a truly bad economy, there are plenty of them. Maybe it’s time, as a movement, for a [...]
SEMI-NEWS: A Satirical Look at Recent News – Best of 2011
Jan 8
by John Semmens Reading of Constitution in House Assailed Jan 9 The new Republican majority’s insistence on an oral reading of the US Constitution in the House of Representatives was assailed by outspoken Democrats as “a colossal waste of our precious time.” “Get real,” demanded Representative Jerrold Nadler (D-NY). “We don’t even have the time [...]
The Only Credible Threat to the United States: OUR OWN POLITICIANS!
Jan 7
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The sky is falling! The earth is warming! The End is here! The defense budget might be cut!!! Yeah right, we can only wish. Any currently touted cuts will likely disappear in the upcoming budget negotiations, or near enough not to matter. Too much in campaign contributions depends on keeping President Eisenhower’s “military-industrial complex” happy, [...]
The Sage’s Quote of the Day
“The problem is not just that some leftists can’t understand the love that some people feel for their unborn children — or for their children who (like Sarah Palin’s son Trig) were born with disabilities. What really infuriates is the contempt they show for parents who make different choices than they would . . . and the smug arrogance with which they pronounce judgment on the most intimate aspects of others’ private lives.” – Eugene Robinson
What Is the Government Good For?
Jan 6
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Noting how much money disappeared in the direction of government led to wondering what we’re getting for it. Unlike our governors, we have to earn our money; we can’t just point a jail at someone and demand it. A big item is military defense. Defense from who? A few Seals and drones have returned al-Qaeda to just [...]
Articulating an American Grand Strategy
If we take into account the broadest implications of President Obama’s disastrous domestic and foreign policies, a few strategical revisions for America’s future are in order. The following presents a fairly clear and comprehensive roadmap for helping the United States become a more freer, more prosperous, and securer nation.
1. The U.S. should act in its own self-interest first and foremost as a political mandate determining its foreign policy grand strategy.
The Myth That America Spends Too Much on Defense
The Fiscal Year 2013 defense budget promises to slash $43 billion, leaving $662 billion to equip the world’s largest economic and strongest military power. Normally, cutting the defense budget could be justified considering America’s financial stress, if it were peacetime, and if the threats were relatively few and non-taxing.
We’ve all seen the statistic – “America spends more on defense than the next ten largest military budgets combined.” While true, the pre-eminent superpower checks in on defense spending at a meager 4.7% of GDP in 2010, ranking tenth overall.
Is It The Mouse That Roared or Wag the Dog in Iran???
Jan 5
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The pixilated ayatollahs have accused the U.S. of prepping for war with Iran, based on several thousand troops and two missile systems being sent to Israel, allegedly to participate in joint military games with the Israelis. The Defense chief, Leon Panetta has apparently announced (supposedly unrelated to this) that Iran will not be allowed nukes. Iran: U.S. [...]
Michelle Knows Best: The Christmas Gift
Jan 5
The First Couple are seated on the beach adjoining the “winter White House” in Hawaii. It is early evening, just after Christmas. The sky displays the full palette of colors one would expect from a beautiful Hawaiian sunset. Waves crash gently onto the sand. The air, still warm, has only just begun to cool. The [...]
Andy Stern I: The Maoist Mastermind behind Obama
No single man in America has been more important to Barack Obama’s succession to the presidency than former SEIU president Andy Stern. Though not as whispered about in conservative circles as the media mogul and currency destroyer George Soros, Stern’s union muscle propelled Obama into the Oval Office, a source of political clout every bit as crucial as the fawning media coverage that allowed the president’s “hope and change” mythology to take hold in the public mind.
This piece that I authored is continued at BeatObamaPac.
Hospitable Hospitals Housing Illegal Guests in the Big Apple
Jan 4
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We read of pricey New York hotel rooms for the mighty but they’re cheap compared to hospital room rates these days, right? But the Big Apple hospitals that have gone into competition with the hotels aren’t charging hotel prices let alone hospital rates, they’re free. A good thing, too since the guests are illegal aliens who [...]
Was America Ever a Christian Nation?
Jan 4
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There is a raging argument between secularists and atheists on one side and Christians and many conservatives on the other as to whether or not American can be considered a Christian nation. And not just now, but ever. This argument over whether the USA is a nation founded by Christians on Christian values and principles [...]
Americans Slumber On While Progressives Take Over Internet & Embrace Muslim Brotherhood
If you watched the news today, you might wonder what those little blips between Republican campaign reporting were. They were so short, and yet so unbelievable, that you might think you dreamed them. They were so outrageous that you might think it was actually a nightmare. But then, thank goodness, the smiling reporter returns to scenes of balloons, flags & glitter- the campaign trail!- and you feel much better. Reassured that none of it was what you thought you heard.
Take over the Internet? Make Eric Holder (Mr. Fast ‘n Furious) the new Internet Czar? Control the last bastion of truly open communication in the United States? Censorship like they have in China?
Impossible! Read the rest of this entry
Dave’s Quote(s) of the Day – Iowa Caucus Edition
Jan 4
“Here we come South Carolina.” – Rick Perry tweet “I have decided to stand aside…” – Michelle Bachmann “Mitt Romney didn’t get rid of me, he just slowed me down… I feel ‘Romney-boated’. If somebody spends $3.5 million lying about you, you have some obligation to come back and set the record straight” – Newt [...]
Predictions of a Blind Prophet…2012
Jan 3
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What’s gonna happen, ya think? That’s easy for someone who’s not always right but is always opinionated: 1. The stock market and its cousin in flimflamary, real estate, have both been floating above their real market values on a sea of Fed funny money and credit, much of it pumped into sinking banks to keep them [...]
Alan Colmes apologizes for comment about Santorum’s dead son
Jan 3
In our “you ain’t seen nothing horrid from the dems yet” dept… NEWTON, Iowa — During the question and answer portion of Rick Santorum’s second to last campaign event of the day, a voter brought up a painful memory from the former Pennsylvania senator’s past.At a Pizza Ranch restaurant in Newton, Iowa, a member of [...]
The Fourth of July and Syria- Musings of a Patriot
Jan 2
What does July 4th mean to Americans? One thing and one thing only: the day we took control of our own destinies. It is a thing to be proud of. Though we are fast friends with England, we still celebrate our bloody war to separate us from it. We celebrate the day that marked the [...]
Al Arabiya News Picks the Most Ridiculous Fatwas of 2011
Jan 2
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FROM PHALLIC-SHAPED FRUIT TO NECROPHELIA: DON’T YOU JUST LOVE FATWAS? One of my favorite parts of the end of a year and the beginning of a new one is the endless list of “lists” that abounds: “bests,” worsts,” “sexiest,” “most influential” and of course, “dead.” Particularly satisfying in 2011 was GQ’s 25 Least Influential People Alive, [...]
2011 in review
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2011 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 230,000 times in 2011. If it were an exhibit at the Louvre Museum, it would take about 10 days for that many people to see it.
Dave’s Quote of the Day
“Succinctly, ‘Progressivism’ is the incremental taking of freedom in exchange for growing servitude to the state, benefiting those it selects to receive the product of your labor, your intellect, your talents and skills. It is corrosive to societies, does not progress them in any way. Those who promote it will call sell it as ‘fair’, but it is entirely the opposite.” -Unknown
Religion Thrives With Freedom
Dec 31
Todays New Atheists appear to hate religion with the desire to destroy and degrade it. An earlier man with the desire to destroy religion was Karl Marx. The Eastern European and Asian nations that rose to power in the Twentieth Century followed his design of communism and their master’s desire to suppress religion. The results [...]
Can the UAW do for Foreign Automakers what it did for Detroit?
Dec 29
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UNION’S FUTURE AT STAKE IN DRIVE TO ORGANIZE HOSTILE FOREIGN FACTORIES Perhaps a more accurate title for this article would have been “Can the UAW do TO Foreign Auto Makers what it did TO Detroit?” No? Have you been to Detroit lately? Before we get to the UAW’s survival plan, let’s face facts: The United Auto Workers has been a [...]
The Conclub Year End Report
Dec 29
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As 2011 comes to an end we traditionally look back at the last year. And as a blog we pause here briefly to do the same. This has been an exciting year for us and brought with it many changes and developments. Over the last year we have solidified the core base of bloggers and [...]
Dave’s Quote of the Day
Dec 29
“And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example [...]
Obama, Hillary Named ‘Most Admired’ – Right After ‘None/No Opinion” that is!
Dec 29
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SOCK-PUPPET MEDIA AND THE ‘ART’ OF DISCOMBOBULATING SURVEY RESULTS Remember the old joke illustrating the U.S.S.R.’s Communist propagandist means of reporting the “news”? A (hypothetical) foot-race was held between an American runner and a runner from the Soviet Union. The American won – convincingly. The next day, the Soviet mouthpiece, TASS, dutifully reported the results [...]
Dave’s Quote of the Day
“How do you tell a communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.” – Ronald Reagan
Green Swamp of Corruption, Illustrated…
Dec 25
Here’s a swamp of corruption or if you prefer, Sarah Palin’s Crony Capitalism. It’s a Venn diagram from the Project On Government Oversight (POGO) and it needs no explanation. It’s all facts, no opinions and it’s thoughtfully provided in swamp green ink. You can add any opinions you wish for yourself. Enjoy: Note: To be [...]
Don’t Lie To Your Children This Christmas
Dec 24
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From the moment a child is born there is probably no greater “universal truth” pounded into their head by society and culture than of the existence of a fat jolly man dressed in red who brings good little boys and girls presents each year with his eight tiny reindeer. It is the one great myth [...]



























































