SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News

by John Semmens

President Says World Is Entering New “Golden Age”

President Barack Obama told Air Force Academy graduates that “the world is entering a new ‘golden age’ thanks to me. I have bridged the differences that set America apart from what were our adversaries in an earlier era.”

The President cited his “reset button” policy for bringing the US and Russia closer together. “I have transformed Ronald Reagan’s ‘evil empire’ into a true partner for peace,” Obama boasted. “President Putin and I are on the same page when it comes to issues of war and peace. I can’t tell you all the details right now, but we are jointly working to fundamentally change the way our two nations interact.”
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Leadership for Dummies

I was recently reading a book by British author, economist, and historian, Niall Ferguson, called “Colossus“, where he compared the British Empire to the American pseudo-empire. Ferguson made it very clear that the American version was far differing in its outcomes than the British, which had numerous factors working in its favor. One of the most glaring differences was that British citizens were far more willing to move to colonies and conquered areas, both to build and develop a British-style administration and to improve infrastructure over decades, where American citizens would rather simply stay put.
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Honor Student in Texas Goes Directly to Jail; Does Not Pass Go Nor Collect $200

Country, returns to its Roots

Click to play Journey of your life

My wife and I were driving around today, and for the first time in a while (since Alan Jackson’s début) we heard an old style “story-teller style” country song by Jake Owen, “Journey of your life”. We enjoy many types of music, but when we heard this song, we both just stopped in our tracks. It’s one of those songs that make you ponder family, country, and God. It is an uplifting song, something our country needs right now. It’s seems like the right song at the right time, especially on a Memorial Day weekend. Enjoy.
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FLEET WEEK 2012

From the website Fleet Week New York.

On this Memorial Day weekend when we remember those who have fallen in battle, check out the coverage of Fleet Week in New York City where several ships from our Navy, Marine Corps (which is still a division of the Navy even if they don’t want to admit that) and Coast Guard have gathered in New York Harbor and are available for tours. Ships from the navies of several of our allies have sailed in as well.

In a political season that is further dividing us, it is helpful to remember those who have offered their lives for us and to defend our freedoms. That they show us what they can do in such spectacular fashion is a bonus.

LIBERALS GONE WILD !!! **(please read title with a loud tv announcer voice)**

Everybody Blog About Brett Kimberlin Day

The Delightful Brett Kimberlin

I thought about titling this article “Who Is Brett Kimberlin, and Why is He Saying All These Terrible Things About Me,” but in the end, it was too long, and Kimberlin isn’t actually saying anything about me. Yet. And although I expect it, I will not live in fear of it, or him.
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Obama Regime Is Using Your Tax Dollars To Sell You On ObamaCare

HHS PAYS PUBLIC RELATIONS FIRM $17.6 MILLION TO SELL VOTERS ON HEALTHCARE DEBACLE

If the Regime has accomplished nothing else over the first 3 1/2 years of its reign – it has learned how to misappropriate taxpayer money to fund its own agenda. From the I Killed Osama Bin Laden Victory Tour to the O-man’s campaign trip to Afghanistan to congratulate himself on the first anniversary of the raid that killed OBL, the Regime has been anything but bashful when it comes to using your money to sell you on the tremendous accomplishments of Dear Leader.

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NO… Spain is NOT stealing the 2012 Election through Vote Count Fraud

For the past few months, I have been inundated with emails, posts and blogs concerning the Spanish-owned company “Scytl” which purportedly was going to count ALL the VOTES for the 2012 Presidential election and help Spooky Man George Soros & Barrack Obama STEAL the election. And predictably, conspiracy theorists and Alex Jones/Jesse Ventura robots have been flooding the internet with variations of emails, posts and videos. So let’s see if we can put this to rest once and for all.
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Privately Bankrolled Dragon Arrives at International Space Station In Historic First

This is what happens  when the government gets out of the way.  Less than a year since Obama killed the space program, enterprising American citizens filled the void, provided jobs and made the United States proud.  Friends, I want you to consider something.  What do you think will happen if one day, suddenly, ‘they’ tell us that we have 10 years of oil left?  Will we run out of energy?  Will the world end?  No way.  Companies would see their golden opportunity and you would see every kind of alternative energy available almost instantly- and special energy stations pop up around the country like rampant mushrooms. Consultants would advise gas driven industry on the best way to convert and machinery makers would boom with new work. And guess what?  Companies would get rich, people would get rich and the economy would explode from all the new work.  When people, especially Americans, put their mind to something, it happens.  Never believe the doomsday picture the government or the Progressive-owned media gives you.  Americans are smart, hard working, savvy and best of all ingenious.

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Very Dangerous Anti-Conservative Domestic Terrorist Brett Kimberlin Targeting Conservative Bloggers

Taken from Michelle Malkin Blog:
Letter from a concerned Indiana resident

Hi:

I had no idea that foul Brett Kimberlin was still around, causing trouble. Your posted info was quite a shock. That guy should still either be locked up, or he should have been pushed into a dark corner to slink away and stay hidden in the dark.
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National Symbols

In Honor of Memorial Day… (Decoration Day)…

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Male Democrats are More Equal than Female Democrats in Senate Offices?

It’s not clear who has to bring coffee but where pay is concerned, the lefty Senators who talk the talk don’t seem to walk the walk, if this report can’t somehow be ‘explained.’ Senate Democrats Pay Female Staffers Less Than Male Staffers seems pretty clear, though. In which case, it’ll likely just quietly disappear from the news. Only because of course, it isn’t news, right? Now if it were Republican senators, that would be news. Any bets the Dems aren’t scrambling right now to find out how the GOP stacks up? If they’re worse than the Dems we’ll hear about it; if not, it’ll be quiet enough to sleep. ‘Equal’ pay is a Dem biggie. Well, it was until this got out.
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Paying People to Steal from You

As our republic heads for an all out economic Armageddon, our government becomes more generous with our tax dollars. In Ohio, the federal government through the USDA, have broadcast radio ad’s for the governments new SNAP (supplemental nutrition assistance program) free money give away. It is just another name for food stamps. Liberals are really good at renaming things after they gain a certain astigmatism.
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Pentagon, CIA Give Sensitive Information to Hollywood for Bin Laden Movie

REGIME HELPS HOLLYWOOD PALS WITH UPCOMING OBL FLICK: STARRING THE O-MAN? 

This really should come as a shock to no one, right? Hell – Barack Obama and Hollywood are like peas in a pod anyway. (See: George Clooney) Throw in the O-man’s narcissistic obsession with unabashedly traveling the world to brag about how he personally took out OBL, and what have you got? A Hollywood movie, of course  - with sensitive background information provided by the Regime’s CIA and Pentagon – starring the O-man himself. Who’s gonna play the O-man? Will Smith? Brad Pitt? Maybe Jesus Christ will return – just for a short time – to star in the leading role. As they say, stay tuned.
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Capitalism vs Crony Capitalism = Licensing

This is a compilation of a couple of my posts on Nebraskaenergyobserver. The original posts are here and here

Capitalism is something that has had a worse reputation than diseased hookers since, well forever. Why?

Well let’s see, capitalists have a reputation of being greedy, blood sucking pigs. Right? Well, that’s what the teacher said anyway. Some are, I suppose, pigs are pretty smart animals (they even make good pets!) they eat the best food they can find and so on. So, I guess you could call them greedy, but, blood sucking? Most of the pigs I’ve seen prefer corn, although, like humans they are pretty versatile. So I don’t think that’s going to work.

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Look…up in the Sky…it’s a Bird…it’s a Plane…it’s an Armed Drone!

CONCERN GROWS AS LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES SEEK USE OF ARMED DRONES 

They may not be the ominous black helicopters feared by New World Order conspiracists, but they’re pretty damn close. The idea of pilotless drones being used in America – against Americans – has become a growing cause for alarm across a wide spectrum of the country – from conservative organizations to the ACLU. Now – a number of law enforcement agencies are seeking to arm those drones. While most of the talk to date has been about rubber bullets and tear gas, what comes next?

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Oregon bans Native American mascots in schools

Oregon bans Native American mascots in schools

Eight Oregon high schools will have to retire their Native American mascots after the Board of Education voted Thursday to prohibit them.

Political correctness is a stupid, idiotic thing and to somehow suggest that mascots and names are derogatory is in the end fairly silly. Are therefore the ‘Vikings’ automatically offensive to people of Nordic descent? How about the ‘Patriots’? I’m a patriot and I’m not offended. Are the Buccaneers somehow offensive to pirates? Where does it all end? I was a Summit Tiger in high school. Is that offensive or derogatory towards large striped cats or animals in general? Honestly, have you seen a mascot that  was intended to be mocked or derided by those who have adopted it? That’s obviously not the point of having a mascot. The opposite is indeed true. Is that such a hard concept to fathom?
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Why Is Network News Ignoring Catholic Lawsuit Against The Regime?

LARGEST LAWSUIT IN DEFENSE OF RELIGIOUS FREEDOM IN U.S. HISTORY

Am I just cynical, or would a lawsuit filed by atheists against the Bush Aministration have received wall-to-wall coverage (and support) from the “mainstream” media? Of course it would have. Hell – the bandwagon would have been so crowded, there wouldn’t have been room for the fat asses of Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar to squeeze onboard. Chris “Tingles” Matthews would have wet himself repeatedly as he frothed – night after night – about the injustice perpetrated on “decent Americans everywhere” by the stupid drunk from Texas. The New York Times would have run out of ink printing banner headlines.

Why is it then, that the largest lawsuit in defense of religious freedom in the history of America has been ignored by ABC and NBC – and given a scant 19 seconds of coverage by CBS? Because any story that doesn’t advance the cause of the Regime is deemed “unnewsworthy” by the Obama Media Group – and subsequently diminished, buried or ignored altogether. Read the rest of this entry

PAKISTAN CONVICTS DOCTOR WHO HELPED U.S. FIND BIN LADEN

Obama uses Pakistani doctor, Dr. Shakeel Afridi, to catch bin Laden and then allows him to be arrested and imprisoned for the next 35 years.  Hanging is not out of the question.  All while Obama & his Hollywood pack prepare the release of a movie  of bin Laden’s capture right before the 2012 presidential elections.  Not to mention the bragging rights on the topic Obama has been using as of late.

Guess how many people will help us the next time around? Incompetence, and selfishness, at its best. read article…

What If The Ku Klux Klan Said That?

THE RACIST RHETORIC OF THE NEW BLACK PANTHERS CONTINUES – UNCHALLENGED

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WaPo Attacks Romney – for ‘Mormon Militia Massacre’ 155 Years Ago!

‘WORRIES’ IF ATTACK WILL ‘HURT ROMNEY’ WITH ARKANSAS VOTERS

By a show of hands, how many of you are familiar with the Mountain Meadows Massacre? Neither was I. Maybe because it happened 155 years ago. “It” was an attack in Utah by a Mormon militia (and Native Americans) on a wagon train of Arkansas settlers headed for California. And why is it in the news now, you ask? Because Mitt Romney is Mormon, of course.
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Christian American Woman or Muslim Woman Anywhere- Which Would You Rather Be?

Forgive me if I repeat myself.  But this topic deserves more than one article.  All these women were aided or rescued entirely by the United States. I’ll put a million dollars on a bet that none of these women would call the United States sexist, racist or evil.  (Too bad our own President thinks those things.)   Or wish us to become a dictator socialist state.  I’ll bet they are glad that American medicine is the best in the world, built on the free market system.   I’ll bet that they are glad to be legally protected in the workplace & in the home when they come here.  Observe your choice, Liberal & Progressive ladies.  And stop bitching.  We got it good. Read the rest of this entry

Russian & U.S.A. Special Ops Train Together on U.S. Soil in ‘Counter Terrorism’ Exercise

Something about this stinks. Two giant armies on American soil, using American weapons & technology and training to take down ‘terrorists’ together. And all in an age where our own president insists that U.S. citizens be arrested by military troops- in blatant disregard for our constitutional rights. In an era where U.S. citizens can be labeled ‘enemy combatants’ and detained indefinitely, in blatant disregard for our constitutional rights. And in an era where the Progressive movement seeks to consolidate the immense powers of world governments into cohesive units. Personally, I trust our president as far as I can throw these troops. Then again, perhaps this is all innocent.. Read the rest of this entry

Planned Parenthood Celebrates ‘Happy Masturbation Month!’

NATION’S LARGEST PROVIDER OF ABORTIONS TAKES A NEW CAUSE IN HAND – LITERALLY

Not content with merely being the nation’s number one killer of unborn children, Planned Parenthood loves to wade into the deep weeds on anything and everything related to human (so far) sexual activity. Who could forget Planned Parenthood of Eureka, California, and its pro-abortion prayer campaign? Now, Planned Parenthood of Southwest and Central Florida is launching a new celebratory campaign - Masturbation Month.

Yes, folks, not only is Planned Parenthood eager to tell you anything and everything you ever wanted to know about masturbation, it’s wishing one and all: “Happy Masturbation Month!”

Lest you think that maybe this is just one chapter of Planned Parenthood that got a little bit “out in front of its skis,” as the O-man likes to say, PP’s main Twitter account tweeted the very same message hours later:

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1001 Reasons to Vote Against Barack Obama

  1. The man started his presidency off with a bang by botching his oath of office.
  2. For good measure, he set the tone for it by blaming Chief Justice John Roberts for the error.
  3. Obama promises on the campaign trail to immediately shut down Guantanamo Bay.  The detention facility is open three years later and counting.
  4. In the same breath, he promises to restore habeus corpus. Three years into his term, he signs the National Defense Authorization Act, which leaves open the possibility of indefinite detention of American citizens.
  5. President Obama ordered the assassination of an American citizen.
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Teacher Orders Pupil Not to ‘disrespect the president’

Teacher orders pupil not to 'disrespect the president'You got to love a federally run monolith like public education. Can”t wait to see what they do with the Internet! And you have to love the Teachers’ (thuggery) Union for keeping our high quality teachers fully funded for early retirements! Enjoy seeing what we get for our tax money. (p.s. I love it when she adds, “Bush was shit!” to the conversation AFTER she informs the kids that ‘as a teacher, I am not allowed to let you disrespect the President!” Liberals. At least they provide entertainment on a daily basis. Start the video at 37 seconds- the first part is unintelligible.
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Teacher Tells Student He Can Be Arrested For Badmouthing Obama

THANK GOD THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF OBAMASTAN IS ONLY A LIBERAL PIPE DREAM 

From the You Knew it Was Coming department, we learn that a high school student in North Carolina recently engaged his social studies teacher in a heated debate about politics, the O-man and Mitt Romney. During the exchange, the Kool-Aid drunk teacher became unhinged and accused the student of disrespecting the president.

The loon even went so far as to tell the student that he could be jailed for badmouthing the O-man.
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News

by John Semmens

Obama Gains Key Reelection Endorsements

The Communist Party of the United States announced it is supporting Barack Obama’s reelection bid. “It used to be that we had to run our own candidates for public office,” recounted Sam Webb, chairman of the Communist Party USA. “In recent years, though, we’ve found a huge overlap with many of the candidates running on the Democratic ticket. Of these, President Obama is the best of the lot.”
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Is Will Smith a Homophobic Gay Basher?

Of Lobsterbacks, the U.S. Cavalry, and Posse Commitatus

United States Military Academy Coat Of Arms

United States Military Academy Coat Of Arms (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

As I was writing my post on Armed Forces Day, I did some very superficial research on the 181st Infantry regiment of the Massachusetts National Guard, the oldest military unit of the United States formed in 1636. (If you’re interested , the post is here.)

While I was doing this it struck me that the story of the military in America is possibly even more remarkable than the history of the country itself. From about 1770, I can’t think of a much worse way to make a (poor) living than being a British regular stationed in the colonies. Poorly paid, poorly fed, strictly disciplined, held in contempt by the natives (who coined the term Lobsterback) as well as Redcoat to show their derision. Not that the Brits didn’t give back, that’s how we became Yankees, after all.

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Resist We Much!!!

Judge Strikes Down NDAA, Rules Obama Must Obey Constitution

“I want to clarify that my Administration will not authorize the indefinite military detention without trial of American citizens,” wrote Obama. “My Administration will interpret section 1021 in a manner that ensures that any detention it authorizes complies with the Constitution, the laws of war, and all other applicable law.”

This, after Obama personally insisted that language which would allow U.S. citizens to be arrested & detained by the U.S. military be included in the National Defense Authorization Act 2012 be included in the bill. In fact, Obama threatened a veto of the bill unless this language be included because to do – “otherwise would have jeopardized the safety, security and liberty of the American people.” Read the rest of this entry

“We the People” owe our Veterans of Foreign Wars an Apology

American Sheep Just Don’t Cooperate

For inspiration while reading this post, please listen to No. 26 from George Friedrich Handel’s Easter masterpiece oratorio, Messiah, which is most often performed at Christmas:

Ahem.

It seems that we TEA Party types are not falling in line.
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France Beats America!?

The Left: Vetting For Thee, Not For Me

In a total surprise of yet more media slant, early this week, a Politico blogger by the name Maggie Haberman (@maggiepolitico on Twitter), decided to run background checks on a gentleman featured in a Mitt Romney campaign ad! That is correct – the man was not a money donor or bundler, he merely appeared in an ad. That is the only tie he seems to have to Romney. While some people may think, so what, the guy agreed to appear in the ad, so he gets the fame with the fallout, right? The issue I have is that now instead of trying to show the candidates’ ethics and morality guided by  their long-term associations with unrepentant domestic terrorists, that they actually cultivated into close friendships (think Bill Ayers and Barack Obama), the left now the left sees a new tactic to use against candidates. Read the rest of this entry

Governments; and the Individual

by The Patriot

Can an Individual; act as governments do; and still prosper?

Financial (basic) – As an individual, say you were to venture out for a day to buy some items. Lets just say for the ease of discussions sake, you start with a $100.00, you find a “widget” that you would like to buy. This particular widget is $140.00. So you take $100.00 that you have and print $20.00 and borrow $20.00 (from a person who may be your enemy [China]) to make up the difference. You buy the widget, now you own it. What no one knows is you will have to print the other $20.00 at some point to pay back the loan you borrowed. So essentially you printed $40.00. And still yet, what no one else knows is that you have a slight debt and credibility problem, it seems that other purchases that you have made were on credit also, to the total of $104.00, so you’re actually at a debt to income ratio of 105%, but don’t worry, you collect $100.00 annually. Read the rest of this entry

Barack Obama struggles to defeat a felon in West Virginia primary election

Pundits are apoplectic, Democratic Party officials flabbergasted, and giggles still echo over the nations’ airways over last Tuesday’s Democratic Presidential primary in West Virginia.

It looks as if 41% of all the Democrats voting in the West Virginia presidential primary election preferred a man as their President, who is currently serving a 17-year sentence in a federal prison in Texas, over; you guessed it, Barack Obama.
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Obama Admits he is Muslim: What a Man Believes; Shapes His Worldview

Are Black Conservatives Traitors and Uncle Toms?

BLACK REPUBLICANS CALLED EVERYTHING FROM OREOS TO SPOOKS AT THE DOOR

In the mind of the liberal, there’s nothing worse than a conservative woman. Except for a conservative black, that is. To be a conservative black in America is tantamount to being a traitor. Blacks musn’t stray from the liberal plantation or become too uppity. That’s just the way it is – and always shall be. Who do they think they are anyway, rich white men? Do they not realize that by holding conservative views, they’re nothing more than Uncle Toms? Or to quote New Black Panthers Party head Malik Zulu Shabazz - Buck Dancing Toms? Incidentally, Shabazz was referring to Barack Obama and his “subservience to the white man” when he used that nice little perjorative. Read the rest of this entry

Tea Party; More Dangerous than the Media Thought

O-Man Adds Own Name to Past Prez Bios on White House Website!

IS THE NARCISSIST-IN-CHIEF BEGINNING TO LOSE IT OR IS HE REALLY JUST THAT ARROGANT?

When I first read that the O-man had dropped his own name into Ronald Reagan’s official biography on www.whitehouse.gov, claiming credit for taking up the mantle of the Gipper’s tax reform advocacy, my initial thought was, this has to be a joke - a la The Onion. Upon realizing that it was indeed true, the only joke was Barack Hussein Obama. Read the rest of this entry

Unconstitutional D.C. “Representative” takes to Twitter, to stoke the Radical Feminist Fires

Twitter is a blaze with Washington D.C.’s unconstitutional representative Eleanor Norton fanning the Fluke flames. Democrats are running a social media smear campaign against the house GOP. Click to read the Twitter fight between Pelosi, Fluke, and Norton against the GOP at Twitchy.com

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Federal Judge Enjoins Arbitrary Military Detention of U.S. Cititizens (Sec. 1021 of NDAA)

You Can Run, But You Can’t Hide Takes On New Meaning…

I’m From The Government, I’m Here To Help

Millionaire Socialists and the Morons Who Love Them

Nothing is as moronic about the modern left as its espousing of socialist values, like wealth redistribution and state-determined equality of outcomes, and its simultaneous backing of politicians and leftist celebrities who defy every one of those purported values. The cognitive dissonance it takes to support a left-wing party headed by wealthy oligarchs is truly breathtaking. Such radical fat cats in the main use the state as a way to suppress  competition, flaunt the radical environmentalist claptrap through carbon-belching air and motorcade travel, and even crush the market system that got them to their lofty positions.
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California Is No Laffing Matter

California governor, “Moonbeam” Jerry Brown, was recently astonished when California’s budget shortfall increased beyond what the democrats had expected. Instead of  ”only” being $9.2 billion in the red, the California budget would actually be closer to $16 billion in the red. Being the leader of the world’s nth largest economy (constantly shrinking, so an integer will have to do as far as rankings go), you would think that he and California’s state Congress might have some idea of how their economy works. But, apparently, you would be mistaken. The California state Congress seems to have made the budgetary faux pas, of expecting tax income to consistently rise by the same amount, no matter where the tax rate’s set.
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Reaction to the Breastfeeding Time Magazine Cover

For days I’ve been trying to come up with the proper response to the very weird and disturbing cover on Time magazine showing a fairly attractive 26-year old rather defiantly breastfeeding her well-past-the-infant-stage child. I’ve think I’ve found it and I’ve posted it below. Read the rest of this entry

The Patriot’s Past

by The Patriot

I ask that you welcome me to The Constitution Club. I also want to extend a promise to you the reader, that I will only bring timely and relevant stories to you. That they would be both exciting to read and informative. I am from the old school of thought that says time is money and I don’t want to be guilty of wasting your time, or your money. I will be posting from time to time, stories that will vary across a range of topics, politics, social issues, theological points of view, economics, etc.

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The Fearful Media Hypocrisy

- Guest submission by William P. Frasca -

The media in mostly all aspects of their occupation have lost creditability and respect within the hearts and minds of the American people. Some still adhere to journalism excellence, but unfortunately this special and essential profession has sunk so low that they have kissed the bowels of the most hideous disgusting sewers known to man. They have no one else to blame for this subterranean burial, except for themselves. They have swallowed the Kool-aid in a mass self inflicted suicide mission of total destruction. All their legitimate prestige, esteem, and honor in informing and reporting the news openly and honestly has been destroyed. Read the rest of this entry

Spying Military Drones and Other Sci Fi (Hopefully…)

Mother’s Day Gold

I posted this on another site a couple years ago. Thought I would share it here now that I’m part of the Constitution Club.

Mother’s Day Gold

As you wake to this Mother’s day in which we honor our mothers, some of you will find a card and some shiny trinket, symbolizing our affection for you. Others may awaken to something simpler, yet far more valuable, such as a handmade card from your young children (misspellings and all), a call from a grown child confirming their gratitude for your years of faithful service to your family, or the warm embrace and softly spoken words “Happy Mother’s Day” from the grateful heart of a loving husband. This is my little gift to all of you wonderful mothers and mothers to be this year; Read the rest of this entry

SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News

- by John Semmens -

President Admits He Sometimes Forgets the Magnitude of the Recession

President Obama asked voters to forgive him if he sometimes fails to feel their pain over lost employment, foreclosed homes, and mounting personal debt.
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Gay ‘Marriage’, Served Straight

Here They Come Again! (Grabbing for the Internet)

The Left’s Glass Houses and the White House Bully

Today a report came out from The Washington Post regarding ‘bullying’ committed by 65 year old GOP candidate Mitt Romney when he was in high school (circa 1965). The article (hit piece) was five pages long.

How what someone did 50 years ago as a teenager is relevant to anything involving his current qualifications for the office he seeks or the massive amounts of issues facing this country escapes me, but we’ll class it as ‘liberal logic’. Read the rest of this entry

OODA and Presidential Politics

OODA - Simple Version

OODA – Simple Version (Photo credit: purpleslog)

Have you noticed, like I have, that conservatives now own the social media? We do, you know. In 2008, Obama had it all to himself, we conservatives didn’t even take the field but now, times have changed. From Mitt Romney‘s PAC to all of us, it’s ours. Ever wonder why?

In the first place we are an amorphous, leaderless lot. Let’s make that an intelligent, amorphous, leaderless lot. That’s important. Why?  Because while the left is sitting around in their basements waiting for the talking points to be issued, we’re already on the third edition of making fun of them. Because we all work independently (although cooperatively) we can react so much faster.

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Obama Distraction Appears on National Gaydar

It’s only May and the campaign season has already turned gay.

Obama is running around like a hysterical schoolgirl courting  his left-wing base, which is a portentous sign for an incumbent who should be wooing the moderate middle like Selma Hayek worked the room in Dogma.

The war on moms, condomgate, dog-eating, and now rainbow flag-waving studs in assless chaps complete the sideshow circus tableau for our nation to move ‘forward’ into. If the mise-en-scène is not jovial, it sure is frivolous; ‘gay’ in more than one regard.

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Obama Loses 42% of W. Va. Primary Vote to Inmate No. 11593-051

President Obama and the Great Misdirection

The Lizard Comes Up for Air

I wondered when James Carville would surface in this campaign season.

Well, the Cajun has come up out of the swamps of the bayous and landed on CNN with a diatribe against the current people running the Obama campaign with all the complaints that anyone who knows anything about public persuasion among conservatives really wish he had kept to himself, because, well, he’s right. Specifically:

You can shoot five Bin Ladens, you can save 10,000 banks and 20 car companies, even pass the most sweeping legislation in modern American history; if people don’t think that you are connected to their lives and are fighting for their interests they will vote your tush out of office in a nano-second.

In a word, yep.
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What I Would Do with a Shout Out from President Obama for Mother’s Day

A number of outlets, including WeaselZippers, reported that campaign dollars were being raised by raffling off “shout outs” from President Obama via Twitter for Mother’s Day via his @barackobama account.

Though I am not ever going to give one shiny red cent to his campaign, the thought of getting a shout out from him did actually make me smile. In fact, to paraphrase Chris Matthews, I even got a ‘tingle up my leg’.
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Mourdock, Lugar, and Tea Party (or not)

I know everybody says the Tea Party is dead, or taken over or silenced or whatever. It isn’t, it’s still around, it just isn’t in the streets at the moment. After all, Tea Partiers, as opposed to Occupiers , work for a living instead of protesting.

Actually Tea Party is a misnomer, what it really is plain old common sense.
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One Woman’s Response to Muslim Death Threat

Dave’s Quote of the Day

Friends, do NOT buy into the mainstream media spin that homosexual/transgender marriage is “inevitable”…. The direction of society is NOT dictated by zealotry, and 1000 years of tradition does not die because social engineers seek to redefine words…. Marriage, the union of Man and Woman, is society’s pillar against the State…. 31 states have now put it on the ballot, and 31 states have voted to uphold it.

- The Conservative Hammer

SLAP FIGHT!!!!!

Obama’s Gay Marriage fig leaf dangling perilously.

“Ow! QUIT it…”No, YOU quit it!”

It’s such a shame: last Sunday crazy Uncle Joe snuck out of the basement, wandered onto the “Meet The Press” set and blathered his administration into a major internal political flap. In his zeal to position himself as “fully evolved”, Uncle Joe enthusiastically endorsed Gay Marriage, despite the fact that his boss is on the opposite side of the issue. This forced Obama&Co to hit the cameras yesterday distancing themselves from him at warp speed. The press pounced on spokesman Jay Carney, all but forcing him to tears as they harried him over Obama’s real views on the issue: Read the rest of this entry

Heh O, Run That Part By Us Again About The War On Terror Being Over

Hillary Says Obama Respects All Religions: ‘In Particular, Islam’

A Stab in the Back by my GOP Representative

Will We All Chip In With the Troops?

Dave’s Thought of the Day

As a believer in, and follower of, Burkean/Kirk conservatism I simply must reject the atheistic selfishness of Ayn Rand’s Objectivism; the racism and anti-Semitism of National Socialism; the totalitarianism and militarism of Mussolini type fascism; the nanny-state utopianism and moral bankruptcy of modern-day progressivism; the insidious class warfare, forced collectivism, and envy taught by Karl Marx and communism; the self-centeredness and over individualism of libertarianism; the monopolies, cronyism, and exploitation of hyper-capitalism; the lack on incentives, welfare-state mentality, and big government inherent with socialism; the social decay inherent with secularism; the cultural destruction of ‘multiculturalism’; the hatred for the traditional family and marriage by feminism; the worship of the creation instead of the Creator by environmentalism; and the child-like idiocy, unworkability, and complete ineptness of anarchism.
Did I leave anything out? Sometimes it’s kind of lonely being Right…

God is the Greatest Mathematician & Artist- Part II

I would like to introduce the most amazing human artist I have seen in modern times.  If one looks as closely as Mr. Margolin, one would see that God has created a universe where science, math, music, art, physics, chemistry, biology & emotion all meld together into one joyous event. Only humans, with our limited capacity to understand, must break God’s creation into various study areas.  Read the rest of this entry

Is the Regime Secretly Releasing Insurgents if they Promise to be Good?

Dave’s Quote of the Day

“Bipartisanship has taken us to the brink of bankruptcy. It is not bipartisanship we need, it is principle.”

-Richard Mourdock

Let’s Translate the O-man’s Campaign ‘Kick-off’ Speech, Shall We?

SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News

- by John Semmens -

Obama Autobiography Revealed to Be Mostly Fictitious

President Obama’s putative autobiography—Dreams from My Father—is apparently mostly “made up stuff.” Nonexistent characters and imaginary events comprise the bulk of the content. The only verified content seems to be that the President was alive during the years depicted and that he must, therefore, have had a father—even though precisely who that might have been hasn’t been confirmed.
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Fewer Working; More Collecting Benefits: What Could Go Wrong?

Do you know Julia?

You know the Obama Administration is dealing with public relations lightweights when things like “The Life of Julia” pop up as part of a re-election campaign.

After seeing and hearing a couple references this morning to something called “Julia” I thought I would check it out. Turns out, Julia is a fictitious, faceless woman that the Obama Reelection Campaign website uses in a slide show to demonstrate how government assistance programs favored by BO and company would benefit women. As an American woman in the target audience, I will state emphatically that the whole concept is, well, patronizing, condescending, and, frankly, wrong. Read the rest of this entry

#Julia, the Obama campaign’s first hilarious failure

I’m sure there will be more failures, but this one will keep us entertained for a long time. This is a slide show depicting a faceless icon of a single female who is completely cared for by the cradle to grave nanny state that the far left desires. There is a ton of funny commentary about this, so here are three websites just to get started. First, here’s David Steinberg on PJ Media: Read the rest of this entry

Al Qaeda: CBS and ABC are Just Swell – but Fox “Lacks Neutrality’

Dave’s Quote of the Day

“One of the penalties of not participating in politics is that you will be governed by your inferiors.”   

  - Plato

The Swiftboating of Obama and His Agenda

Veterans for a Strong America has released a rather damning video condemning President Obama for his recent spat of patting his own back antics and ‘spiking the ball’ victory laps as the one year anniversary of the killing of bin Laden was recently commemorated. ‘Swiftboating’ is a term that will still bring a bead of nervous sweat to the brow of any Democrat and is rather loosely defined by media types as those mean Republicans spreading nasty little lies about Democratic wanna-be presidents in an unfair or untrue political attack. Of course, the real definition is a group of people merely telling the unflattering truth about a self-glorifying and corrupt public official or candidate for office.
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Russia Threatens First Strike on NATO Missiles; Obama to Medvedev: Wait, What? I Said I’d Have More Flexibility After My Election! Remind Vladimir!

Third Employee Fired After Another Edited George Zimmerman 911 Tape Surfaces

The following article by from The Blaze today demonstrates the deep seated need of the progressive media to frame current issues in racial terms.  Interestingly enough, this racist theme happens to support Obama’s race baiting platform for his 2012 run…

Third Employee Fired for Editing George Zimmerma Call

Lillia Luciano

And then there were three.  A third NBC employee has been fired from the network after yet another misleadingly edited George Zimmerman 911 tape surfaced from the Trayvon Martin shooting.Lilia Luciano, a Miami-based correspondent, “is no longer working for the network,” TVNewser reports. Her firing follows the axing of an NBC producer who edited the original 911 call that caused so much controversy as well as a local NBC reporter, Jeff Burnside, who was found to have used a similarly-edited recording.TVNewser explains what happened with the latest incident: Read the rest of this entry

Occupy Movement Stages “May Day!” National Strike to Save the Country from Capitalism

Field reporting by Blaine Dabbley, embedded guerrilla journalist in the Occupy movement’s twelfth brigade and sophomore student in Film Studies at Emerson College, writing for the Sentinel Dispatch.

It was a rude awakening Tuesday morning when my roommate Seth put his size eleven boot squarely in my jaw. I lay prone and drooling on my unicorn sleeping blanket, unsuspecting of the tirade that was to come.

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Of Spiking Footballs and Bullets

This will serve to compare and contrast Obama and Lincoln (supposedly his favorite president) as leaders. It also serves as a palate cleanser from the Rat’s video.

On 11 July 1864 Jubal Early and his Confederates approached Fort Stevens (in the Washington defenses). At the time the fort was held by home guards, clerks and convalescent troops. Fort Stevens is on the Northwest side of Washington. See map. Read the rest of this entry

Veterans Group Attacks Obama for Taking Credit for Bin Laden Death

The Politics of Desperation

“How far ye have fallen, O star of the heaven, son of the dawn!”

When Barack Obama ascended to the presidency with all the fanfare of a kingly coronation, millions of Americans sat in disbelief witnessing the unseemly spectacle. After all, the presidency was just an office, and its temporary resident, by all accounts, was but a mere mortal.

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Rootless

“It’s show time.”

That was the text message from my youngest brother last Thursday night at 10:58 p.m. It went to eight people in at least four area codes – our parents, siblings, one VERY close family friend and my sister-in-law’s parents and brother. My brother’s wife had been in labor all day after having been in the hospital for 15 days after her water broke at not quite 31 weeks. The baby, a new nephew who is doing incredibly well for being six weeks early (and is already showing signs of having a mind of his own), had turned himself over and was ready to enter the world whether the rest of us were ready or not. And so, he came fifteen minutes after his father let us know his arrival was imminent.
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This Just In: CNN Joins MSNBC in the Toilet as Fox News Soars

Tollybahn Obama’s Disingenuous Misadventures in Afghanistan

Ahhh, The Beauty of Socialism…

Isn’t Socialism so promising? Welcome to May Day in the most Progressive state in America: my home state of Washington. We are so proud.

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A Little Rebellion: Prof Clyde Wilson

Warren vs. Brown: Mass Dems Heap Big Dumb Assess. Never Learnum Lesson!

Liz Warren is at least as Indian as this guy!

Elizabeth Warren is cratering in Massachusetts today. Fifteen years ago she listed her heritage as American Indian in the Hahvahd Law directory. Apparently the blue-eyed, pale complected Professor claimed Cherokee blood. How much? Well, until recently nobody asked. But they’re asking now and we have a result. Warren says that her great-great-great-grandmother was listed as Cherokee on a marriage certificate in Oklahoma. This would make her 1/32nd Indian. By comparison, 50% Caucasian Barack Obama must be white, right? Or is he black? I forget how that works.

But no matter, Warren got caught with her hand in the racial spoils wampum bowl and she’s taking the hit. But she was doomed to lose anyway, and here’s why:

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White on Black; That’s Attack…Black on White; That’s All Right! (Boys Will Be Boys…)

Obama to Make Speech from Atop Lincoln’s Head on Mount Rushmore

The Next Two Decades: How The End Might Come- Part I

Aug. 21 2028,  Associated Press, N.Y.-   The aftermath of last month’s stunning terrorist attacks on London, Singapore, Paris, Hamburg & Chicago continues as world leaders meet to determine what measures are now needed to stop further attacks in what can only be termed an act of war by Islamic fundamentalists. Suggestions ranging from strengthening the governing role of the UN over member states to implementing a UN membership card (in the form of a non-replicable, permanent ID chip for individuals) are emerging as world leaders try to cope with massive casualties and worldwide panic & rage.

U.N. President Obama is strongly urging member states to adopt the new chipping program but is meeting opposition from liberty groups from his own member state- the United States of America.  While this has caused some embarrassment for the first U.N. President, Obama seems unfazed. Read the rest of this entry

Obama Signed Bill to Arrest U.S. Citizens, Deport Them To Foreign Detention Camps- No Trial Needed

I’ve written about this topic before.  But in the light of the recent take-over bid of the last form of free news (the Internet), I feel it is imperative to repost these critical news items.  Most Americans are completely unaware of this new law and are completely unaware of the complete tyranny within them.  This new law, called the National Defense Authorization Act 2012 , is so treacherous that Democratic leaders such as Carl Levin (Chairman of the Armed Services Committee) were stunned and outraged by it.  The Act is so treacherous that the ACLU, normally Obama’s greatest ally, said, “President Obama’s action today is a blight on his legacy because he will forever be known as the president who signed indefinite detention without charge or trial into law.” Read the rest of this entry

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