Monthly Archives: June 2009
The Kicker of St. John’s Wood: A Book Review
A rational person in a rational world should be able to say that the premise and storyline of the latest book by author Gary Wolf is silly, ridiculous, and prone to flights of fancy. Unfortunately, in the first decade of the 21st century the subject matter and conjecture found in the pages of The Kicker of St. John’s Wood is not so far-fetched and is indeed instead a remarkably accurate and reflective look at the forces, feelings and mindset of the modern-day Left.
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The age of confusion
There is something very sad and wrong about child stars or those who are the children of very famous parents. They inevitably turn out confused and devoid of identity. The focus of the media lense is often a magnifiying lense burning a hole into their soul and creating a void that they spend the rest of their lives attempting to fill. The “defining” of them by the media and popular culture results in them often defining themselves in twisted and perveted ways. The death of the tragic Michael Jackson is such one case. A child who never had a child grew into an adult who attempted to perpetually be a child, think like a child, and ultimately indulge himself sexually with a child. But he is not alone, Lindsay Lohan thinks she’s a lesbian, Chastity Bono thinks she’s a man, Paris Hilton thinks she’s something other than a scrawny brat and Britney Spears thinks she’s a good mother and that shaving her head was a good idea. The list of course is endless with those lost and hurting souls who’ve let the limelight use them and then turn them into mere shadows of their potential selves forever searching for an identity and worthwhile purpose.
It’s both sad and tragic and the public eats it up.
The World Cooling On Global Warming
To riff off of PG’s post:
Last night Henry Waxman tacked another 300 pages onto the Cap and Trade bill under debate in the House today. That brings this 1000+ page document to 1300 or so – wonder if it’s even going to be read by many of the reps who are to vote on it? Support is still a bit tottery but they are forecasting it’ll squeak by.
Part of the reason the vote will be close is because even some Dems wonder at the wisdom of foisting an energy tax onto the backs of consumers at a time when gas is creeping back up towards $3 a gallon, the economy is in a recession and the globe hasn’t warmed a bit in a decade. In fact it’s cooled a bit. Australia is even getting ready to dump their own C&P program.
Kimberly Strassel sums up the “warmist’s” dilemma quite well in today’s Wall Street Journal:
Among the many reasons President Barack Obama and the Democratic majority are so intent on quickly jamming a cap-and-trade system through Congress is because the global warming tide is again shifting. It turns out Al Gore and the United Nations (with an assist from the media), did a little too vociferous a job smearing anyone who disagreed with them as “deniers.” The backlash has brought the scientific debate roaring back to life in Australia, Europe, Japan and even, if less reported, the U.S.
She’s referring to that clampdown we saw a year or more ago when Al Gore and the Warmists annouced the debate was over and then tried to get dissenters fired. Lefty rags denounced Skeptics as “Deniers” and tried to set them on a moral par with those who refuse to believe the Holocaust ever happened. This was a big red flag to many. When you’re in the right on an issue you don’t squelch debate – you pursue it. Debate gives you a chance to prove you’re, well, right! Strassel shows us why:
The number of skeptics, far from shrinking, is swelling. Oklahoma Sen. Jim Inhofe now counts more than 700 scientists who disagree with the U.N. — 13 times the number who authored the U.N.’s 2007 climate summary for policymakers. Joanne Simpson, the world’s first woman to receive a Ph.D. in meteorology, expressed relief upon her retirement last year that she was finally free to speak “frankly” of her nonbelief. Dr. Kiminori Itoh, a Japanese environmental physical chemist who contributed to a U.N. climate report, dubs man-made warming “the worst scientific scandal in history.” Norway’s Ivar Giaever, Nobel Prize winner for physics, decries it as the “new religion.” A group of 54 noted physicists, led by Princeton’s Will Happer, is demanding the American Physical Society revise its position that the science is settled. (Both Nature and Science magazines have refused to run the physicists’ open letter.)
The collapse of the “consensus” has been driven by reality. The inconvenient truth is that the earth’s temperatures have flat-lined since 2001, despite growing concentrations of C02. Peer-reviewed research has debunked doomsday scenarios about the polar ice caps, hurricanes, malaria, extinctions, rising oceans. A global financial crisis has politicians taking a harder look at the science that would require them to hamstring their economies to rein in carbon.
Gore et al saw this coming. They understood that it’s impossible to push an agenda based on the Globe Warming when the globe ain’t. Hence the switcheroo from warming as a science issue to a moral one. You have a right to debate facts, but you don’t have a right to be immoral. Disagreement with the warmist orthodoxy now makes you a bad person.
Hence the current rush to get as much pushed through as soon as possible. Warmists have to make hay while the sun shines. Strassel sums it up:
Republicans in the U.S. have, in recent years, turned ever more to the cost arguments against climate legislation. That’s made sense in light of the economic crisis. If Speaker Nancy Pelosi fails to push through her bill, it will be because rural and Blue Dog Democrats fret about the economic ramifications. Yet if the rest of the world is any indication, now might be the time for U.S. politicians to re-engage on the science. One thing for sure: They won’t be alone.
The future’s not bright for Al Gore & Company.
RIP Michael Jackson
I suppose it has been chic to make fun of the quirky, often circus-like, life of Michael Jackson. But those in my generation cannot escape the fact that our cultural lives were transformed immensely by the ‘King of Pop.’
When I was about twelve and cable television arrived in my neighborhood, the first thing I did was turn to Mtv (ch. 46) and the first video I saw that day was Thriller. It was fitting that the first video I saw on my own cable television set was the greatest video.
Long after the sad carnival that surrounded his life was played out, his music was always going to endure. Michael Jackson died today of an apparent heart attack. As it is when any icon of our youth passes away, a small part of us goes with him. Rest in peace.
Understandable Explanation of Derivative Markets
These kind of emails are always kind of fun to get:
Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Detroit. She realizes that
virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such,
can no longer afford to patronize her bar. To solve this problem, she
comes up with new marketing plan that allows her customers to drink now,
but pay later.
She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the
customers loans). Word gets around about Heidi’s “drink now, pay later”
marketing strategy and, as a result, increasing numbers of customers
flood into Heidi’s bar. Soon she has the largest sales volume for any
bar in Detroit. By providing her customers’ freedom from immediate
payment demands, Heidi gets no resistance when, at regular intervals,
she substantially increases her prices for wine and beer, the most
consumed beverages. Consequently, Heidi’s gross sales volume increases
massively.
A young and dynamic vice-president at the local bank recognizes that
these customer debts constitute valuable future assets and increases
Heidi’s borrowing limit. He sees no reason for any undue concern, since
he has the debts of the unemployed alcoholics as collateral.
At the bank’s corporate headquarters, expert traders transform these
customer loans into DRINKBONDS, ALKIBONDS and PUKEBONDS. These
securities are then bundled and traded on international security
markets. Naive investors don’t really understand that the securities
being sold to them as AAA secured bonds are really the debts of
unemployed alcoholics. Nevertheless, the bond prices continuously climb,
and the securities soon become the hottest-selling items for some of the
nation’s leading brokerage houses.
One day, even though the bond prices are still climbing, a risk manager
at the original local bank decides that the time has come to demand
payment on the debts incurred by the drinkers at Heidi’s bar. He so
informs Heidi.
Heidi then demands payment from her alcoholic patrons, but being
unemployed alcoholics they cannot pay back their drinking debts. Since,
Heidi cannot fulfill her loan obligations she is forced into bankruptcy.
The bar closes and the eleven employees lose their jobs.
Overnight, DRINKBONDS, ALKIBONDS and PUKEBONDS drop in price by 90%. The
collapsed bond asset value destroys the banks liquidity and prevents it
from issuing new loans, thus freezing credit and economic activity in
the community.
The suppliers of Heidi’s bar had granted her generous payment extensions
and had invested their firms’ pension funds in the various BOND
securities. They find they are now faced with having to write off her
bad debt and with losing over 90% of the presumed value of the bonds.
Her wine supplier also claims bankruptcy, closing the doors on a family
business that had endured for three generations, her beer supplier is
taken over by a competitor, who immediately closes the local plant and
lays off 150 workers.
Fortunately though, the bank, the brokerage houses and their respective
executives are saved and bailed out by a multi-billion dollar no-strings
attached cash infusion from the Government. The funds required for this
bailout are obtained by new taxes levied on employed, middle-class
non-drinkers.
Now, do you understand?
Sanford’s wife: He’s earned a second chance
I report, you decide.
Statement from First Lady Jenny Sanford:

I would like to start by saying I love my husband and I believe I have put forth every effort possible to be the best wife I can be during our almost twenty years of marriage. As well, for the last fifteen years my husband has been fully engaged in public service to the citizens and taxpayers of this state and I have faithfully supported him in those efforts to the best of my ability. I have been and remain proud of his accomplishments and his service to this state.
I personally believe that the greatest legacy I will leave behind in this world is not the job I held on Wall Street, or the campaigns I managed for Mark, or the work I have done as First Lady or even the philanthropic activities in which I have been routinely engaged. Instead, the greatest legacy I will leave in this world is the character of the children I, or we, leave behind. It is for that reason that I deeply regret the recent actions of my husband Mark, and their potential damage to our children.
I believe wholeheartedly in the sanctity, dignity and importance of the institution of marriage. I believe that has been consistently reflected in my actions. When I found out about my husband’s infidelity I worked immediately to first seek reconciliation through forgiveness, and then to work diligently to repair our marriage. We reached a point where I felt it was important to look my sons in the eyes and maintain my dignity, self-respect, and my basic sense of right and wrong. I therefore asked my husband to leave two weeks ago.
This trial separation was agreed to with the goal of ultimately strengthening our marriage. During this short separation it was agreed that Mark would not contact us. I kept this separation quiet out of respect of his public office and reputation, and in hopes of keeping our children from just this type of public exposure. Because of this separation, I did not know where he was in the past week.
I believe enduring love is primarily a commitment and an act of will, and for a marriage to be successful, that commitment must be reciprocal. I believe Mark has earned a chance to resurrect our marriage.
Psalm 127 states that sons are a gift from the Lord and children a reward from Him. I will continue to pour my energy into raising our sons to be honorable young men. I remain willing to forgive Mark completely for his indiscretions and to welcome him back, in time, if he continues to work toward reconciliation with a true spirit of humility and repentance.
This is a very painful time for us and I would humbly request now that members of the media respect the privacy of my boys and me as we struggle together to continue on with our lives and as I seek the wisdom of Solomon, the strength and patience of Job and the grace of God in helping to heal my family.
Obama: Jimmy Carter On Steroids
Sometimes fortune pats you on the back and sometimes it kicks you squarely in the nuts. Obama has enjoyed the former, and now he’s dealing with the latter. For months he’s been talking up “engagement” with the Mullahs in Iran, buttering the Arab street, apologizing for everything from the Crusades to the statue of Mohammed in the supreme court chambers, and promising an end to confrontation and conflict in the Middle East. After all, the reasoning seems to go, if projecting power hasn’t worked, maybe projecting weakness will!
So after investing heaps of political capital into Iran, scant days after his “Cairo” speech, Iranians have their faux election and the streets explode – right in Obama’s face. Obama is stuck – he can’t talk up the protestors without appearing to talk down the government he’s been talking to. He’s gone all in on this political Ponzi scheme.
Dick Morris sketches out the political danger the President is in today:
When President Clinton, for example, dithered as Bosnia burned, he acquired a reputation for weakness that dragged down his ratings. It was only after he moved decisively to bomb and then disarm the Serbs that he shed his image of weakness. It took President H.W. Bush’s invasion of Iraq to set to rest concerns that he was a “wimp.” Jimmy Carter never recovered from the lasting damage to his reputation that his inability to stand up to Iran during the hostage crisis precipitated.
So now, as North Korea defies international sanctions and sends arms to Myanmar and Iran slaughters its citizens in the streets, President Obama looks helpless and hapless. He comes across as not having a clue how to handle the crises.
And, as North Korea prepares to launch a missile on a Hail Mary pass aimed at Hawaii, the Democrats slash 19 missile interceptors from the Defense Department budget.
The transparent appeasement of Iran’s government — and its obvious lack of reciprocation — make Obama look ridiculous.
Long after the mullahs have suppressed what limited democracy they once allowed, Obama’s image problems will persist.
Foreign Policy weakness is the herpes virus of the Democratic Party – it keeps flaring up at the worst times. The current spectacle in which the leader of the party that invests Gitmo Terrorists with civil rights yet turns away nervously from a people fighting and protesting for free elections and democratic reform is a scab that wont fade any time soon.
Senator Boxer is a clown
Imagine if you knew a guy who was offended when being referred to as ‘mister’ or ‘sir’ in the course of a conversation. Every American instinctively understands that these are terms that convey respect and would therefore never correct the usage of them unless he wanted a person to be more informal. Now reverse the scenario.
Brig. Gen. Michael Walsh was following military protocol last week when he repeatedly called Sen. Barbara Boxer, D-Calif., “ma’am” at a Senate hearing.
But during a line of questioning on protecting and restoring the Louisiana coast, Boxer interrupted Walsh.
“Do me a favor,” she asked him. “Could you say ‘senator’ instead of ‘ma’am’? It’s just a thing. I worked so hard to get that title, so I’d appreciate it.”
“Yes, senator,” replied Walsh of the Army Corps of Engineers.
This short dialogue is instructive in two ways. First, it shows that Boxer has absolutely no clue about how military people address each other. It would have been perfectly acceptable for the General to have been addressed as ‘sir’ or by the title ‘General.’ And when military personnel speak to females that outrank them, they use the term ‘ma’am.’ But second and more importantly, it shows just how low the bar has been set in California and across America by those with a liberal axe to grind. It has become taboo to call an unmarried woman ‘Miss’ or a married woman ‘Mrs.’ We instead are forced to deal in the nonsensical and made-up ‘Ms.’ Boxer’s attitude is an indictment of how ridiculously brainwashed feminists have become when they can’t even decipher that ‘ma’am’ is a term of respect.
Saturday Night Rock- CHICKENFOOT – Sexy Little Thing
YouTube – CHICKENFOOT – Sexy Little Thing.
Sammy Hagar, Joe Satriani, Michael Anthony, and Chad Smith….Chickenfoot.
Auto Company’s Bankruptcy Plan Wipes Out Current and Future Liability Plaintiffs
In case you weren’t mad enough already, take a look at another class wiped out by the Chrysler and pending GM bankruptcy plan.
a lot of panicked plaintiffs’ lawyers involved in cases against GM are screaming these days as they watch years of toil on behalf of people seriously injured by defective GM products (like crushed roofs, exploding “side saddle” gas tanks, and collapsing seat backs) potentially go for naught as GM makes its grandest attempt ever to crush an entire class of former customers and existing and future products liability claimants in a sale that many plaintiffs lawyers of record only received written notice of in the past couple of days.
Many thanks to the Center for Auto Safety’s Executive Director, Clarence Ditlow, for his help in organizing the team, and to Public Citizen’s Adina Rosenbaum and Allison Zieve for their tremendous assistance in framing the legal arguments and drafting the pleadings.
And, of course, special thanks to The Coleman Law Firm’s own Bob Coleman for his generosity in dedicating the firm’s resources to this important pro bono effort.
The sad, and all too tragic, stories of my clients, taken from the filed objection, are set forth below. The only thing my clients did wrong here was buy a GM car. For this act of brand loyalty, they have paid dearly.
I f their stories don’t bring a tear to your eye, then you probably support the sale’s treatment of product liability claimants too!
Look out below: State Tax Revenues Falling
Calculated Risk: Report: State Personal Income Tax Cliff Diving.
Just WOW. This snippet comes from a WSJ link in the posting by Calculated Risk.
State income-tax revenue fell 26% in the first four months of 2009 compared to the same period last year, according to a survey of states by the nonprofit Nelson A. Rockefeller Institute of Government.
The report … is one of the most up-to-date measures of how deep the recession is digging into Americans’ wallets and, consequently, state coffers.
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The time span notably includes the April 15 deadline for filing taxes, a critical time for states to collect revenues.
Some massive cutbacks in state services are on the horizon. Check out Arizona’s revenue decrease. Guess we are going to have raise some taxes…cough,cough.
TV Munchies: “Entourage” Parody Gives You Same Recycled Plot As Actual “Entourage”, But Without The Sucking
Lord of the Sith – Darth Bama
The most impressive, and unfortunately the most substantive, video of Obama you will ever see. It is said that the dark side of the Force can give one great power. I hate to brag, but I do have some great ability to kill flies myself but I require two hands and a reliance upon my intuitive understanding of the typical takeoff flight pattern of a fly when it is frightened. The secret had been handed down to me by another famous fly killer (an ex-boss). But the straight on death blow is a rare phenomenon in and of itself and rarely seen in person or on video. This, in fact, may be a once in a lifetime opportunity for the general public to view such a scene.
Confirmed: Access Denied in Iran
FriendFeed has been almost completely blocked in Iran as far as we can tell. We have a large number of very active Iranian users, and we noticed a steep decline in activity yesterday.
So Three Weeks Ago The Beast Had This Thing They Called A “Heart Attack”…
and is now the proud possessor of a “stent” in his right coronary artery. Naturally this had to happen 10 days before heath insurance kicked in at the new job. The good news is that the attack itself was tiny (he thought it was a sore throat) and damage minimal. One blockage in one artery that was fixed via catheter literally 3 hours after he walked into the emergency room. On Friday afternoon of Memorial Day weekend, no less! The cardiologist showed up in shorts and a tee shirt. he said “We can either treat this with medication and send you home or we can go in right now, find out what’s wrong and fix it on the spot.” Tough choice, right?
There’s nothing like restored blood flow to make a guy feel Aces. The Beast was back to work six days later. When the Beast-dad had his heart attack in 1988 he was out for 5 months. Technology is amazing. Co-workers were flabbergasted: “You don’t look like you’re back from a Heart Attack, you look like you’re back from vacation!”
No more paddling around in the float tube – at least for now.
Orton vs. Cutler and 11 game win streaks
At Friday’s conclave, it became abundantly clear that the Bronco faithful among us have taken a Bob Marley view on the state of the team. In essence, these brainiacs are sticking to the mantra of ‘don’t worry about a thing, everything’s gonna be alright.’ I’m not so optimistic but I hold out hope that they are correct.
I bring this up because yesterday Kyle Orton was named the starting quarterback of a franchise that is still in the throes of turmoil. Aside from an inexperienced head coach that drove off the franchise quarterback, the Broncos are trying to revamp perhaps the worst defense in the league, retool a horrific running game, and reign in a talented but uncontrollable receiver. But the optimists among us are unfazed. They point to the records of both QB’s as starters. Orton has been something like 21 - 13 to Cutlers 17 – 20 as a starter. They point to McDaniel’s ability to develop quarterbacks. They point to Cutler’s problems in the red zone, or his immaturity, or the fact that he has yet to win wherever he has been. I don’t really dispute any of this, and in fact, take solace in their arguments. But the NFL is about the ability to thread the tough pass, lead, have the respect of your teammates, and show that you have the ability to win. Cutler had all of those things. And can anyone claim that Cutlers record would not have been better had Denver even been mediocre on defense? Would Cutler not have won more if he hadn’t unknowingly battled diabetes during the 2007 season? Ultimately the points are moot. I am just not yet sold on McDaniels. Or Orton.
On a more positive note, the hottest team in baseball is the Colorado Rockies. Propelled by stellar pitching, the Rox have put together an impressive eleven game win streak. But if they are going to be serious in September, I predict that over the next four weeks they need to cut their deficit to the Dodgers in half. So about a week after the all-star break, we’ll know if the not-so-kid-Rocks are just temporarily filling seats or making a serious run.
Iran is on fire: Failure to cover post election rioting in Iran by MSM
Last night at our bi-annual conclub conclave, I was hoping to give my fellow bloggers a glimpse into the real-time access to information that is available in today’s world. Most of you did not grasp the power of the stream of information available at your fingertips and laughed it off as “I don’t want people to know if I am in the shower, or eating lunch, or driving down the highway”. With those points I would certainly agree. But the power of the medium is on display today, right now, in real time.
While CNN and most of the MSM have been slow to recognize the events transpiring in Iran today, the real-time flow of information sources like twitter and friendfeed have been ripe with the pictures and the stories of the uprising and unrest following the “official” announcement of today’s election results. There are numerous photo streams and blog postings detailing the action. Real time discussions of the events are taking place on friendfeed and twitter as well as many other lifestream sites.
This is the true power of the real time web. And perhaps it helps to put another nail into “corporate controlled” MSM.
As a comment on friendfeed noted “An amazing showcase of how new forms of communication make it much harder for dictatorships to control people!”
Impromptu Conclave; up to the minute minutes of the meeting
At noon today, I called DFV to arrange our bi-annual Conclub Conclave. After several tense minutes of negotiation, we were able gather a quorum by getting both Dave and Steve to agree to appear. These are the minutes of that gathering.
6:45 DFV and E arrive at the Cork in Ft. Collins. They scan the place, settle in, and order a couple of Bud Lights. It is the beginning of the second period of game 7 of the Stanley Cup playoffs.
7:25 Dave arrives. He fails to bring his usual trinkets. DFV and E pay no mind. Usual pleasantries are exchanged. Shots of Jaeger bombs flow smoothly
7:35 E goes to help rummage up some food. Pizza, Wings, and cheese fries are on the menu. Pittsburgh is up 2 – 0.
7:45 Food is served. Dave elects not to eat. Discussion turns to why Dave and DFV refuse to post their required posts. DFV falls back on the excuse of no liberals posting = no fun. Wes is gone. Andre is gone. Phooey can’t post. Therefore, there is no enlightening discussion. E counters that their posts spark the discussion regardless of the politics. Dave is about 80% done with his book and uses this as an excuse (along with his farming operations).
8:30 The Pens win the Stanley Cup. Another Jaeger bomb for all. Out to smoke
8:50 Guru Steve arrives. All move inside to re-locate in the bar. More discussion of posting, twitter, other sites like twitter, and computers ensue.
9:15 E posts the Louis CK post. All must see it.
9:27 Steve, Dave, and DFV go outside to smoke and look at Louis CK video on DFV’s iPhone. E stays inside to guard drinks from the riff-raff that is starting to inhabit the bar.
9:41 DFV, Steve and Dave come back in and discuss cancer and other modern issues.
9:53 Scotty arrives. Pleasantries are exchanged. More discussion. Topics include family guy and the Simpsons, former conclubber Jamie, Sarah Palin and the Rockies (who won their 9th straight game by the way).
10:40 Guru Steve adds a picture of a handsome individual posting minutes on his computer. Talk turns to talk radio, the Broncos and Brandon Marshall, Knowshon Moreno and other Bronco topics.
Update:
11:35 The five engage in various discussion mixed in with bouts of smokes on the back porch. One of the main topics is the state of the Republican party. This discussion takes up a significant amount of time as Dave sticks by his assertion that the GOP cannot surrender its values to become Republican-light. Damien doesn’t really see politics that way and argues that there is always going to be coalitions that guide policy. In essence, there will always be Olympia Snowes but she is a useful idiot anyway because she still caucuses with Republicans.
11:55 Shots of some 100 proof schnaps that made our breath minty fresh.
Sometime between midnight and 1:35 Scott departs. Topics: Shots of Jaeger. Beer. Jobs. Rockies. Post more. Liberals on the site.
Depart at 1:35
Overall it was a great time to be had by all. Little business was accomplished other that E harping on Dave and DFV. Both eventually gave in and agreed. We still need a webmaster that can implement our ideas. In keeping with tradition I thought I would include a song that best incapsulates the evening. Think Heineken beer. Cheers!
Thomas Sowell: Housing Boom and Bust
This week, Glenn Beck had a three-part interview with expert economist Dr. Thomas Sowell.
Anyone with an extensive mortgage industry background (which includes yours truly), knows this is the truth.
As is this “primer” from Mark Levin re economic disaster, and how we got here.
When Sowell speaks (or writes), people should pay attention. He is brilliant and has a “layman’s terms” style.
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