Feb 24
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FROM OBAMA APOLOGIES TO JOHN EDWARDS SEX TAPES: THE LOONS COME OUT IN FULL FORCE Triage was extremely difficult this week, folks – damn near impossible. That nagging feeling of “so much material, so little time” ate at the Rat’s semi-consciousness in the wee hours of the morning. Unable to sleep, he was up bright and early [...]
Feb 23
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AUDIENCE CHEERS WHEN REMINDED THAT MEDIA GAVE OBAMA A PASS ON INFANTICIDE A predictable politically-motivated question from CNN moderator John King during last night’s GOP debate in Arizona produced equally predictable boos for King, cheers for all four presidential hopefuls, and a response which was unanticipated by CNN as well. In a blatantly obvious attempt [...]
Feb 22
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SHARPTON RESPONDS TO FRANKLIN GRAHAM WITH BIZARRE DEFINITION OF ‘REAL CHRISTIANS’ Let me begin with a news flash: In an inexplicable sort of irrational way, I like Al Sharpton. Seriously. The dude says and does the most ridiculous, outlandish things; he never misses an opportunity to make a fool out of himself – but he’s [...]
Feb 22
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DAMN THE CONSTITUTION, FULL SPEED AHEAD! PRESIDENT WON’T TAKE ‘NO’ FOR AN ANSWER That “We Can’t Wait” thing? He meant that. Barack Obama has once again asserted that if Congress does not enact his policies in the future, the US Constitution be damned – the boy king will continue to forge ahead on his own. [...]
Feb 21
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FROM THE END OF GREEK RIOTS TO EASTER IN PALESTINE, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE In last week’s installment of “Are These Headlines Right Around the Corner?“, the Rat reported on Obama’s free bread initiative, Whitney Houston on Mount Rushmore and Iran’s nuclear attack on Israel. Pretty hard stuff to follow, huh? Not so much: GREEK RIOTS END: [...]
Feb 20
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OBAMALOGIC FAILS TO PERSUADE NATION’S HEALTHCARE PROVIDERS OF FREE LUNCH Liberal “logic” has always been a thing of beauty. Remember Nancy Pelosi’s claim last year that unemployment checks create jobs, and are therefore, good for the economy? 600,000 of them, as I recall. Then we had Rep. Rob Andrews (D-N.J.) and the deeply-disturbed DNC Chairwoman, Debbie [...]
Feb 18
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FROM OBAMA’S COJONES TO MUSLIM BIKINIS AND BURKAS: WHAT MORE COULD WE ASK FOR? The Rat is off on a much-needed weekend adventure. But before he left – he couldn’t resist leaving behind a few of his favorite Rat Droppings from Planet Looney Tunes. As is usually the case, his only problem was winnowing the [...]
Feb 17
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GIVEN THE STATE OF PLANET LOONEY TUNES THESE DAYS, WHAT’S NOT POSSIBLE? It may not be the end of days, America, but who can deny that we live in a crazy world where it seems that wrong is right and right is wrong? From attacks against Christianity and defense of Islam, to Obama’s edicts – [...]
Feb 15
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REGIME’S BUMBLING TREASURY SECRETARY SAYS OBAMA’S BUDGET PROPOSAL IS ‘FAIR’ Timmy Geithner told Congress Tuesday that not only did he think Obama’s new $3.8 trillion spending plan, which would impose new taxes on only the top 2% of the nation’s income earners, is “fair,” but also that it would be preferable to spending cuts. The bumbling [...]
Feb 13
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OF CODE WORDS AND CONVOLUTIONS: THE DISTORTIONS OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA Barack Hussein Obama came to the presidency with such grand promises. Those promises were less about what he said as a candidate on the campaign trail – and more about what a majority of Americans felt in their hearts and souls. It was time [...]
Feb 9
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‘WHAT HAPPENS IF WE DECIDE WE DON’T WANT TO BE THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD?’ Florida’s Republican Senator Marco Rubio sat down with conservative bloggers at CPAC today and incisively outlined the differences in ideology between Barack Obama and that of a majority of Americans. Notice the lack of notes or “electronic devices.” Refreshing. Rubio, [...]
Feb 8
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WITH RATINGS AT AN ALL-TIME LOW, IS IT TIME TO CONSIDER OTHER SELECTION ALTERNATIVES? Comedian Lewis Black believes the process by which we choose our presidents is outdated. His solution? Throw a dart at a map of the United States. Fly a monkey over the city nearest the dart. When the flight is directly above the [...]
Feb 7
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OBAMA MEDIA GROUP BLACKOUT OF REGIME’S MANDATE AGAINST CATHOLICS CONTINUES The water carriers of the Obama Regime are working their Obama-tattooed asses off these days – doing nothing. “Doing nothing” that is, as it relates to their blackout of Obama’s full metal jacket assault on the Catholic Church. Nary a peep from the liberal media. The lapdogs [...]
Feb 6
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IS THE LAST GROUP OF HYPHENATED AMERICANS FINALLY JOINING THE REST OF US? I’ve written in the past of my disdain for any group of Americans insisting that it be labeled with a hyphen. Be that group Hispanic-American, Irish-American, Cuban-American or African American, the question remains the same; why the need for the hyphen? To remind the [...]
Feb 4
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IOWA STUDENTS BEING TAUGHT THE VIRTUES OF COMMUNISM OVER CAPITALISM Students at Des Moines, Iowa’s Roosevelt High School have been learning about the Cold War this semester. Having been somewhat of a student of the Soviet Union, I found myself a bit confused when I ran across the above illustration – which was included in [...]
Feb 3
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PANETTA GOES PUBLIC WITH U.S. VIEW THAT ISRAEL WILL STRIKE IRAN THIS SPRING If it weren’t already the case, Benjamin Netanyahu and the Israeli people must be thinking this morning, “With friends like the Obama Regime, who needs enemies?” Mr. Obama’s condescending treatment of the Israeli Prime Minister is well-documented, as is his propensity to [...]
Feb 2
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MISHY WOOS HOLLYWOOD’S ELITE WITH HER EXPERTISE ON ECONOMIC ISSUES We can all sleep better tonight, America; world-renowned economist Michelle Obama has told a private gathering of Hollywood Elites that the economy has made “remarkable progress” due to the miraculous efforts of the Obama Regime. She even took part of the credit. “In the last three years, [...]
Feb 1
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THE LEFT’S SELECTIVE OUTRAGE OVER THE DEPICTION OF JESUS CHRIST IS ASTONISHING Selective outrage and blatant hypocrisy have been equal parts of liberalism for decades. As I wrote in a January 31 post, Democratic analyst Bob Beckel got his self-righteous panties in knot over recent comments made by Allen West – yet we’ve heard nary a [...]
Jan 31
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REWARDS FOR GROUPS WHO DEVISE PLANS TO INCREASE PARTICIPATION IN PROGRAM While the Obama Media Group got its race-baiting panties in a wad over Newt Gingrich’s recent reference to Barack Obama as the “Food Stamp President,” one thing is abundantly clear: If Obama is not the Food Stamp President, he sure is working his ass off to become the [...]
Jan 30
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OBAMA’S HYPOCRISY CONTINUES WHILE HIS MINIONS CONTINUE TO SWILL THE KOOL-AID Let’s begin with a question for all the Kool-Aid-drinking proletariat of the Obama Regime: Are you familiar with Agent Provocateur? (No) Let’s pretend you are familiar with it; have you ever shopped there? (No) Given that you’ve never heard of it, what do you think the chances are that [...]
Jan 27
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PANETTA SAYS CUTS WILL HURT ‘AMERICA’S CAPABILITY TO RESPOND’ TO THREATS Politics? Nope. Feisty rhetoric from a Republican presidential candidates debate? Uh uh. Admissions from Barack Obama’s own Secretary of Defense? Yep. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta said today that the cuts in defense proposed by Mr. Obama will create “risks” in America’s “capability to respond” to threats. “The risks come with [...]
Jan 26
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FLORIDA PROPOSAL WOULD FORCE TEAMS TO HOUSE THE HOMELESS IN STADIUMS The Cleveland Browns Dawg Pound? Yep, love it. The Washington Redskins Hogettes? Uh huh, part of NFL Football lore. The Florida Homeless Herd? Are you kidding me? No way. A pair of bills making their way through the Florida legislature could have Florida homeless people sleeping on the [...]
Jan 25
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INDIANA GOVERNOR’S SOTU RESPONSE REMINDS US OF LOST CIVILITY IN POLITICS “No feature of the Obama presidency has been sadder than its constant effort to divide us, to curry favor with some Americans by castigating others.” So said Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels last night as he delivered the Republican response to Barack Obama’s State of [...]
Jan 25
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NAIVE PRESIDENT FAILS AGAIN AS BRAZIL SIGNS LUCRATIVE CONTRACT WITH CHINA Ah, the mighty Obamadollar. You know the currency of which I speak; our president throws it around with the reckless abandon of a drunken sailor. He uses it to polarize a nation. He does his Socialistic best to take it from those who have worked [...]
Jan 24
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‘FUNDAMENTAL CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT’ ENSURES ‘FREEDOMS AND OPPORTUNITIES’ Barack Obama used the 39th anniversary of Roe v. Wade to reconfirm his belief that abortion is a “fundamental constitutional right” and that the Regime will “continue our efforts to ensure that our daughters have the same rights, freedoms, and opportunities as our sons to fulfill their dreams.” Obama, who never seems [...]
Jan 20
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CONGRESSIONAL BUDGET OFFICE EXAMINED TEN PROGRAMS EVALUATED BY MEDICARE Healthcare “reform programs” that are similar to those promoted by ObamaCare do not save the government money or reduce healthcare costs, according to a new report by the Congressional Budget Office (CBO). And they’re just now figuring this out why? The report examined 10 major demonstration projects conducted by Medicare [...]
Jan 19
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TREASURY DIPS INTO PENSION FUNDS; U.S. SINKS TO TENTH ON ECONOMIC FREEDOM INDEX You just know Barack Obama has to be giddy these days. While Republican presidential candidates bloody each other on a regular basis – with 24×7 coverage by the media – the Boy King mostly flies under the radar as he continues to [...]
Jan 17
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‘THE GREAT ONE’ TAKES ON STATISM AND THE LEFT’S ATTACK ON AMERICAN LIBERTY In the unlikely event you’re unfamiliar with “The Great One,” Mark Levin, perhaps his response to the Boy King’s laughable claim of “streamlining government agencies to make the system more efficient and helpful for small businesses,” will bring you up to speed in [...]
Jan 16
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BLACKS DISPROPORTIONATELY MORE LIKELY TO SWITCH TO EASIER MAJORS Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are surely breaking their opportunistic, race-baiting necks in a rush to Chapel Hill this morning. Yep, it appears that – once again – white folks at Duke University are once again discriminating against black folks. Oh, the humanity. We’re not simply [...]
Jan 15
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COMPANIES GIVEN BILLIONS IN TAXPAYER SUBSIDIES DESPITE SERIOUS FINANCIAL PROBLEMS According to CBS News, (Yeah, I know; my jaw dropped, too.), there are at least eleven more ‘Solyndras’ in the Obama Regime’s infamous green-energy program. Yep, CBS, a charter member of the Obama Media Group counted twelve – including Solyndra – “clean energy companies” in financial meltdown [...]
Jan 12
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AND SO IT BEGINS: OBAMA MEDIA GROUP ASSAULT ON MITT WILL ONLY GET UGLIER Now that it’s all but certain that Mitt Romney will be the Republican nominee, the dutiful Obama Media Group and its left-wing lapdogs are wasting no time in firing up their transparent campaign against the former Massachusetts governor. This week’s offering? [...]
Jan 10
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WILL THE NATIONAL NIGHTMARE CONTINUE FOR FOUR MORE YEARS? In a New Year’s poll conducted for U.S. News & World Report, when Americans were asked to name the news event they most fear happening in 2012, the number one answer – by a margin of two-to-one – was the reelection of Barack Hussein Obama. While 33% of those polled said four [...]
Jan 9
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NEW LAW FORCES SCHOOL KIDS TO LEARN ABOUT ‘LGBT ROLE IN THE DEVELOPMENT OF AMERICA’ More looniness from the People’s Republic of California. As of January 1, 2012, children in the “Golden” State are required by law to study and learn about “the role and contributions” of lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgenders in the history of [...]
Jan 8
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REGIME SELECTIVELY GRANTED 1,231 WAIVERS WITH A MAJORITY GOING TO LABOR UNIONS If ObamaCare were truly the “Affordable Care Act,” why would so many businesses, state and local governments, and of course – labor unions seek exemption from it? For that matter, why did the Regime create and issue exemptions from the Boy King’s “landmark [...]
Jan 6
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BLATANT PATRONIZATION OF LATINOS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF OBAMA’S DISHONESTY Gee, it would be so much easier to be President of China. No one is scrutinizing Hu Jintao’s words in Tahrir Square. According to the New York Times, (not exactly a conservative mouthpiece), these are the words of Barack Obama in March of 2010. Did he say them [...]
Jan 5
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AND OF COURSE: LIBERAL MEDIA LAPDOGS DECLARE THE REGIME ‘SCANDAL FREE’ Before we move on and focus on current (and future) examples of the inept “leadership,” class-warfare tactics, socialistic yearnings, dishonestly and overall failure of the Obama Regime, the Rat figured a bit of nostalgia was in order – and decided to take not only [...]
Jan 5
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PETULANT BOY KING BREAKS AT LEAST THREE PRECEDENTS: SETS UP CLASH WITH CONGRESS Let the tyranny begin. Congressional leaders said Wednesday that Dear Leader, Lord Barack Hussein Obama, violated at least three separate precedents when he used recess appointment powers to name the controversial Richard Cordray - in defiance of Congress - to head the equally-controversial Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. Obama [...]
Jan 3
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AFTER ALL THE BOWING AND APOLOGIZING: IT’S GO-TIME FOR THE BOY KING I distinctly remember two facets of the 2008 presidential campaign: Barack Obama’s insistence that America had lost the respect and trust of the world under George Bush’s watch - and that if we would just play nice in the sandbox and behave less arrogantly, all [...]
Jan 2
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FROM PHALLIC-SHAPED FRUIT TO NECROPHELIA: DON’T YOU JUST LOVE FATWAS? One of my favorite parts of the end of a year and the beginning of a new one is the endless list of “lists” that abounds: “bests,” worsts,” “sexiest,” “most influential” and of course, “dead.” Particularly satisfying in 2011 was GQ’s 25 Least Influential People Alive, [...]
Dec 30
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FROM HOTLINES FOR ILLEGALS TO NIKES AND PEPPER SPRAY: IT’S BUSINESS AS USUAL Obama Regime launches free hotline for suspected illegal aliens. Fear not, busted illegals – Barack Obama is coming to your rescue! Yes, el presidente – who famously fought off evil Republicans and their diabolical plans for moats full of alligators on your pathetic [...]
Dec 29
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UNION’S FUTURE AT STAKE IN DRIVE TO ORGANIZE HOSTILE FOREIGN FACTORIES Perhaps a more accurate title for this article would have been “Can the UAW do TO Foreign Auto Makers what it did TO Detroit?” No? Have you been to Detroit lately? Before we get to the UAW’s survival plan, let’s face facts: The United Auto Workers has been a [...]
Dec 29
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SOCK-PUPPET MEDIA AND THE ‘ART’ OF DISCOMBOBULATING SURVEY RESULTS Remember the old joke illustrating the U.S.S.R.’s Communist propagandist means of reporting the “news”? A (hypothetical) foot-race was held between an American runner and a runner from the Soviet Union. The American won – convincingly. The next day, the Soviet mouthpiece, TASS, dutifully reported the results [...]
Dec 24
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MISGUIDED PRESIDENT’S WORLDVIEW NAIVE AND DANGEROUS FROM THE BEGINNING As Lord Obama jetted off to Hawaii on his $4 million vacation, I couldn’t help but think about his incredulous claim of being the fourth greatest president in the history of America. This guy has never even understood the difference between campaigning and governing, let alone accomplished anything of magnitude for the good [...]
Dec 23
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THE DELUSIONAL ARROGANCE OF OUR DISINGENUOUS BOY KING IS TRULY AMAZING I’m sure most of you have heard by now that Lord Obama recently told Steve Kroft of 60 Minutes that he considered himself to be the fourth best president in history of the Union. Realizing the arrogance of the Boy King’s delusional self-aggrandizement, the Obama [...]
Dec 21
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MORE IN-YOUR-FACE ‘PROGRESSIVISM’ FROM OUR GAY-RIGHTS CHAMPION-IN-CHIEF “Congratulations to you on this special occasion. Michelle and I hope it is blessed with love, laughter, and happiness. Your union marks the beginning of a lifelong partnership as you share in the joys of your life together. I wish you the very best as you embark on [...]
Dec 19
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PERHAPS A BIT MORE TOLERANCE ON ALL SIDES WOULDN’T HURT ANYONE I’ve written recently of the intolerance of atheists during the Christmas season. We hear it from public officials as well – as more and more of the symbols of Christmas seem to disappear from public view every year: We musn’t offend atheists. We musn’t [...]
Dec 19
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THE IRONY, OF COURSE? IF ATHEISTS ARE RIGHT, THEY NEVER GET TO FIND OUT To all of our atheist pals – and various loons on the left: Consider this post as nothing more or nothing less than the ridiculous “nativity scene” placed in the Wisconsin State Capitol by the Freedom From Religion Foundation - and perhaps it will cause [...]
Dec 17
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PELOSI, ATHEISTS, JESSE JACKSON, OWS LOONS – CAN IT GET ANY BETTER? It’s that time again folks. While the Rat had a difficult time triaging liberal lunacies this week, when you have Nancy Pelosi talking jobs and atheists bursting into flames over Christmas, how can you miss? Do “Christmas atheists” warm the cockles of your [...]
Dec 13
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REPUBLICAN JEWISH COALITION: ‘HE’S CERTAINLY NO FRIEND TO ISRAEL’ In a December 2 article entitled Obama to NY Jews: ‘I try not to pat myself on the back too much, but…’, the Rat wrote about Barack “No-one-has-suffered-more-than-the-Palestinians” Obama’s ridiculous boast that “this administration has done more for the security of the state of Israel than any previous administration” as [...]
Dec 12
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THERE’S NO PLACE FOR FREE MARKETS AND INDIVIDUALISM ON PLANET OBAMA Well, well, well. Barack Obama – for the most part – has refrained from coming right out and saying that free markets and individualism are failed concepts. Sure, he’s railed endlessly against “greedy corporations” and “the rich” not paying their “fair share,” but he’s [...]
Dec 7
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FIRST – WE’RE LAZY AND SOFT WITH NO AMBITION OR IMAGINATION; NOW? WE’RE EXCEPTIONAL! Say what you want about the Boy King and his bride, but damn – these people are awesome at keeping us guessing about their true feelings for America. First it was Mishy – during the 2008 campaign – telling a crowd [...]
Dec 5
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DEMOCRATS ADD ‘PROGRESSIVE’ PROVISION TO DEFENSE AUTHORIZATION BILL So, how did your Democratic Senator(s) vote on last week’s defense authorization bill – a bill which includes a provision that not only would repeal the military ban on sodomy, but would also repeal the ban on having sex with animals? Kinda gives Captain LGBT’s repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t [...]
Dec 2
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WITH AMERICA AT A TIPPING POINT, CAN GOP AVOID ANOTHER DOLE-MCCAIN MISTAKE? Although the Rat is a loyal, card-carrying conservative, his frustration with the Republican Party boils over from time-to-time. It happened in 1996 when the GOP played it safe and nominated Bob Dole, who we all knew from the beginning would face certain defeat [...]
Nov 29
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NEW JERSEY GOVERNOR BLASTS OFF ON THE ‘BYSTANDER IN THE OVAL OFFICE’ The Rat is in quite the political pickle today, folks. Last week, he was beside himself with amusement after Chrissy “Thrill-up-my-leg” Matthews broke up with the Boy King – calling him disengaged and ineffectual – even claiming that the royal couple hates their [...]
Nov 28
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ONCE AGAIN, THE BOY KING’S PRO-MUSLIM POLICY LOOKS FOOLISH – AND DANGEROUS Remember Captain Teleprompter’s pathetically naive “Arab Spring” speech? Here’s a snippet, just in case you’ve forgotten about the laughable hypocrisy of his comments: “Shouts of human dignity are being heard across the region,” declared Lord Obama – in a canned speech to diplomatic and [...]
Nov 25
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A POST-THANKSGIVING CORNUCOPIA OF LOONY LIBERAL LEFTOVERS Following a Thanksgiving during which the Rat ate two turkey dinners, (with two different sets of family members), and a turkey sandwich as the clock struck midnight, he has survived to present Black Firday’s edition of Rat Droppings from Planet Looney Tunes. While you may not find these morsels [...]
Nov 21
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TOP DEMOCRATIC POLLSTERS: TIME FOR LORD OBAMA TO ABDICATE IN FAVOR OF HILLARY The inconceivable has happened. Pigs have flown. Hell has frozen over. Chris “Thrill-up-my-Leg” Matthews has abandoned King Obama. At the very least, the MSNBC loon-extraordinaire has thrown his ex-Lord so far under the bus that the Boy King won’t be able to crawl out [...]
Nov 18
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FROM OBAMA’S PASTORS TO TRANSSEXUAL MISOGYNISTS: THE LAUGHS JUST KEEP COMING Barack Obama might not understand the difference between partisan campaigning and governing, but dude sure does know how to pick his pastors, huh? Who could forget Jeremiah “God Damn America” Wright and his views – on everything from “America’s (9/11) chickens coming home to roost,” to his “Them Jews ain’t going to let [...]
Nov 17
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BARACK OBAMA’S FAVORITE UNION COLLECTS DUES THROUGH FORCED UNIONIZATION Let’s begin with the bad part of the story, then move on to the really bad part of the story: Under Michigan law, parents who care for their disabled adult children at home and receive Medicaid payments as a result are considered to be ”home health-care givers,” and therefore [...]
Nov 17
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‘MAJOR GLITCH’ THREATENS BASIC FUNCTIONING OF LORD OBAMA’S PRIDE AND JOY While the focus on ObamaCare has largely centered on the constitutionality – or the lack thereof – of the individual mandate, the survival of the socialist health-care program will remain in doubt regardless of the outcome of the Supreme Court ruling next spring. Yep, the Democrats [...]
Nov 16
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UNCANNY ‘SIMILARITIES’ BETWEEN OCCUPY WALL STREET AND THE TEA PARTY CONTINUE Yep, the similarities between “Occupy Wall Street” and the Tea Party just keep piling up, day-after-day, week-after-week, don’t they? The parallels are uncanny: Rape, murder, drugs, (including overdoses), vandalism and health concerns, (including tuberculosis and sexually-transmitted diseases), just to name an obvious few. And [...]
Nov 14
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JUMPS ON HEALTH-CARE JOB-BOOM BANDWAGON TO CLAIM CREDIT DOWN THE ROAD The Obama Regime’s next snub of Congress in its “We Can’t Wait” strategy will be the spending of $1 billion to bolster hiring in the already-hiring health-care sector. Confused? Don’t be; it makes perfect sense when “We Can’t Wait” is followed by “to do anything we [...]
Nov 14
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CAPTAIN T’S RANDOM DETACHMENT FROM REALITY MAKES WILLY WONKA LOOK NORMAL I did something last evening that I had never done before; I actually watched a Captain Teleprompter press conference from beginning to end. Normally, I either turn them off before they’re finished – or ignore them altogether – with Obama’s air of superiority and blatant political [...]
UNIDENTIFIED APOLOGIST ADDRESSES OWS RALLY
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Despite all of the drug overdoses, rape, murder, vandalism, disease, and overall stench – they’re really quite innocent-looking, aren’t they?
Nov 11
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IT’S LOONEY TUNES FRIDAY, FOLKS; YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, DON’T YOU? The level of hypocrisy on display by the left in its concerted effort to destroy Herman Cain is absolutely incredible. These are the very people who so willingly cry “RACISM!” against conservatives over the most innocuous of non-racist issues, yet they stoop to a degree of shame reminiscent [...]
Nov 9
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JUST IMAGINE THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES: GINGRICH VS. OBAMA – OH MY GOD Yeah, I know; Newt Gingrich has too much baggage. That’s what the talking heads tell us anyway: An extramarital affair with the woman who is now his wife while he was married to his second wife. The ethics charges he faced as Speaker of the House. [...]
Nov 8
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CAPTAIN COOL’S HISTORY OF GAFFES, ARROGANCE AND EMBARRASSING MOMENTS Barack Obama’s embarrassing open-mic moment with France’s Nicolas Sarkozy during which they bashed Benjamin Netanyahu should surprise no one; rather, it should simply serve as confirmation for some – and as an “I told you so” opportunity for others; this president is not only no friend [...]
Nov 7
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DEFECTOR CLAIMS ISLAMIC REGIME POSSESSES NUKES FROM OLD SOVIET UNION If Reza Kahlili is to be believed, the ayatollahs and the crazy little Hitler-wannabe must be laughing their extremist Islamic asses off, as the U.S. and much – although not all - of the civilized world frantically attempt everything short of “pretty please” and military action to stop these Muslim [...]
Nov 7
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IF BROTHER CLINTON CAN BE BLACK, WHY CAN’T MASHUGANA OBAMA BE JEWISH? In 1998, as the Monica Lewinski scandal was playing out, Author Toni Morrison wrote a column for The New Yorker, in which she said of her hero, Bill Clinton: “White skin notwithstanding, this is our first black president. Blacker than any actual black person who could ever [...]
Nov 6
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OBAMA WHITE HOUSE REJECTS SUBPOENA REQUEST FOR SOLYNDRA DOCUMENTS Okay, Nixon haters – I’ll give you this; I don’t know where Richard Nixon ended up, but I’m confident that wherever he is - he’s surely laughing his ass off tonight. White House attorney Kathryn Ruemmler sent a letter to Congressional investigators Friday, saying the White House would not [...]
Nov 4
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A VERITABLE CORNUCOPIA OF LIBERAL NONSENSE FROM SOME OF OUR FAVORITE WINGNUTS It’s occasionally necessary to bounce around the internet and collect multiple stories on which to muse; otherwise, we run the risk of missing something of utmost “importance.” Liberals provide such a vast amount of material, we must stay all over it – lest [...]
Nov 3
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IS HE LYING OR DOES HE REALLY BELIEVE THAT GEORGE BUSH AND ‘THE RICH’ ARE THE PROBLEM? If Barack Hussein Obama is nothing else, he’s as persistent as he is delusional. I mean, I can see him 15 years from now – starved for attention – and the following headline: BARACK OBAMA WINS DANCING WITH THE [...]
Oct 31
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WHAT ELSE IS A MONARCH TO DO WHEN CONGRESS JUST WON’T LET HIM HAVE HIS WAY? “Yes we can!” No you couldn’t. ”Pass this bill!” No they didn’t. “We can’t wait!” Neither can we - for you and your sorry regime to move out of the White House in 14 months. While the boy king has mused multiple times about how much [...]
Oct 29
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MSNBC ANALYST: GOP SEES CAIN AS ‘A BLACK MAN WHO KNOWS HIS PLACE’ Move over George Bush, Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann; panicked liberals have a new favorite punching bag – and his name is Herman Cain. While this ugly chapter in Democratic politics will get a whole lot uglier before it’s over, it’s already [...]
Oct 27
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OBAMA-SHILL GIBBS WETS HIS PANTS AS HYPOCRITE LAUER WHINES ABOUT ‘RICH PEOPLE’ Hypocrite-extraordinaire Matt Lauer is the latest liberal wingnut to get his panties in a bunch over “the rich getting richer.” In an interview with Obama-shill Robert Gibbs, the brass-balled Lauer, (whose $17 million annual salary is apparently not enough; he’s demanding $25 million to [...]
Oct 27
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AND AS ONE MIGHT IMAGINE, HE HAS PLENTY TO SAY… Damn, the Rat takes a little time off – and all hell breaks loose. Where to begin? Will be back Wednesday to weigh in on recent goings-on; so much to ponder, so little time during which to do so. Funny how the trail usually leads [...]
Oct 18
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CAPTAIN TELEPROMPTER IS DEVASTATED AS YOU-KNOW-”WHO” IS STOLEN! I’m not sure whether this story would make a better dramatic, suspense-filled hour of intrigue, or a hilariously funny, slapstick comedy – but I’ll tell you what I do know; as much as I hate television, not only would I be glued to my TV to watch [...]
As Regular Readers of the Rat (R3) are aware, he tends to be a fairly prolific blogger; poor little dude can’t keeps his tiny mitts off the keyboard. R3 also know that Rat’s been inexplicably absent recently. So, what’s up?
Personal issues make it necessary for me to take a leave from blogging for awhile. (The Rat is not going to prison for murdering loons.)
This is difficult; my passion for politics – combined with my obsession with rebuking liberal lunacy – will be hard to leave behind.
Unfortunately, I’m writing this message on a Mac with an outdated operating system, and it’s capabilities are a bit limited. For a more detailed message, click here.
As the ex-husband of Maria Shriver says, I’ll be back.
Oct 10
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AND THE RAT THOUGHT LIBERALS WERE THE BIGGEST HYPOCRITES ON THE PLANET The envelope, please. (drum roll) Ladies and gentlemen…the winner…of this century’s Huge Brass Balls Award…by unanimous decision…is…al-Qaeda! Yes, folks, al-Qaeda wins the el-large-o cojones award hands down for criticizing the killing of U.S.-born al-Qaeda terrorist, Anwar al-Awlaki. And I thought liberals were the most audacious hypocrites on [...]
Oct 5
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JUNE TRIP COST TAXPAYERS MORE THAT $432,000; SASHA AND MALIA WENT ALONG AS ‘SENIOR STAFF’ SHOULD THE PRESIDENT’S DAUGHTER REALLY HAVE BEEN WRAPPED IN THE FLAG OF SOUTH AFRICA? Michelle Obama must have known last week that the taxpayer watch group, Judicial Watch, was about to spill the beans on the cost of her June vacation in [...]
Oct 2
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IS HE THE GREATEST CAD IN POLITICAL HISTORY? DEPENDS ON WHAT THE DEFINITION OF “IS” IS Rush Limbaugh called Bill Clinton “the gift that keeps on giving.” When Darrell Hammond (as Clinton) responded to a reporter’s question in an SNL skit as to how he could survive multiple sex scandals, “Clinton” replied, “I am…bullet-proof.” It became an [...]
Sep 30
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THAT SPECIAL DAY WHEN ATHEISTS FEEL A NEED TO GET MORE ATTENTION THAN USUAL Hopefully I’m not the first – nor the last – to wish all you blasphemers a VERY HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BLASPHEMY RIGHTS DAY! I hope it’s everything you want it to be – and nothing that you don’t want it to be. [...]
Sep 30
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OBAMA REGIME ON SPANISH RICE AND CANADIAN BACON: ‘THEIR DAYS ARE NUMBERED AS WELL’ The Obama Regime, in another daring attack on Gibson Guitar, went back after the company today in a demand for 25 more bundles of illegal Indian wood. (In a related story, the Regime said it would “ruthlessly pursue” the illegal importation [...]
Sep 29
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YOU HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED INTO SIDING WITH LIBERAL POLITICIANS! Herman Cain has a message for the blacks of America: You have been brainwashed into siding with liberal politicians. “African Americans have been brainwashed into not being open minded, not even considering a conservative point of view. I have received some of that same vitriol simply [...]
Sep 29
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BARACK WANTS DINNER TO BE FUN, AND HE REALLY ENJOYS GETTING TO KNOW SUPPORTERS LIKE YOU! It appears that all is not going as well as Team Obama had hoped with the “Dining for Dollars: Dinner with Barack” carnival raffle. As the deadline for entry nears, hope has given way to desperation as Michelle Obama [...]
Sep 28
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WASHINGTON WIZARDS OWNER DECRIES CLASS RIFT CREATED BY OBAMA’S DIVISIVE RHETORIC Ted Leonsis may not be a member of the elite Obama Revolutionary Guard, but he’s not a third-stringer rank-and-file Democrat, either. Leonsis is a highly successful, self-made, multimillionaire businessman — a perfect demographic example of the “enemy” that Barack Obama warns about on Hispanic [...]
WITH FRIENDS LIKE SHEILA JACKSON LEE AND BET, WHO NEEDS ENEMIES?
OF COURSE NOT. I did get your attention though, didn’t I? Imagine for a moment, the firestorm that would erupt if a white Republican member of Congress had urged an equally white president to change the job slogan, “Buy American,” to “Buy White American.” The unfortunate bastard would be out of the Congress by the weekend.
As luck would have it, one of my “favorite” left-wing, bigoted race-baiters in Congress, Sheila Jackson Lee recently weighed in for black Americans, saying Barack Obama should change his recent call from “Buy American” to “Buy African-American.” No word yet from the Regime as to whether Obama plans to honor Ms. Lee’s request.
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MAXINE WATTERS IS MIFFED: ‘I DON’T KNOW WHO HE THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO!’
I’m gonna go out on a limb here Maxine; Obama “thought” he was talking to YOU, that’s who — and the other members of the Congressional Black Caucus, as well. Never one to avoid idiotic trouble, Watters was in a snit Monday over a statement her president made to the crowd at the annual CBC awards banquet Saturday evening:
“Shake it off. Stop complainin’. Stop grumblin’. Stop cryin’. We are goin’ to press on. We have work to do.” Read the rest of this entry
WORDS AND IMAGES TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY FROM THE GIFTS THAT KEEP ON GIVING
We’ve all seen those tired old motivational posters at those little kiosks in the mall. I’ve often glanced at the poor guy on duty as I’ve walked by on my way to “real” stores; he always looks like he’d rather be sitting on a bed of hot coals. It dawned on me as I was writing this post that I’ve never actually seen anyone buy one of those posters; which is obviously the cause for the look of resigned desperation on the forlorn faces of the lost souls who work in those boring little kiosks.
In an effort to liven up the motivational poster market, I’ve created a set of real-life posters that speak to that little “I told you so” person inside all of us. All of us conservatives, that is. Perhaps you’ll see me at a kiosk in the mall some day, although unlike the sullen little dude who never sells anything, I’ll be grinning from ear to ear…
Sep 22
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OR WILL HIS PLAN TO BUY VOTES FROM THE ‘FINANCIALLY JEALOUS’ SAVE HIM? During a special broadcast on the Vietnam War, following the Tet Offensive in February of 1968, Walter Cronkite concluded the program with this: “To say that we are closer to victory today is to believe, in the face of the evidence, the [...]
Sep 20
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Journey down the Avenue of the Synapses…take a left at the Plaza…straight to the Temple of the Omnificent Cerebrum…where a captivating read from a very smart author awaits you. Gary Wolf’s “Voyage of the Mind Carriers” had me at the Author’s Preface. (This was an amazing accomplishment, given that I can’t remember ever having read [...]
Sep 19
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THE DISINGENUOUS MISADVENTURES OF BARACK OBAMA AND THE ART OF CLASS WARFARE The root cause of most, if not all, of the world’s problems can be summed up in one simple word: stuff. From toddlers in daycare, to countries at war — it all boils down to someone trying to take someone else’s stuff; and “someone [...]
Sep 18
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“WE REMAIN VERY CONFIDENT ABOUT OUR ABILITY TO WIN A CONTEST OF IDEAS IN 2012″ Captain Cocky’s world may be crumbing around him with a velocity that surprises even his most vociferous of detractors, but you gotta give Superdude props; he’s either so far over the edge in his narcissistic view of himself, or he’s [...]
Sep 18
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”FITS THE CLASSIC LEGAL REQUIREMENTS OF A HOSTILE WORKPLACE FOR WOMEN” Well do tell. Is this ironic, or what? Women being mistreated in the workplace. Women being mistreated in the Obama White House workplace, no less. If I weren’t such a believer in “what goes around, comes around,” I’d think that Barack Obama was born under a [...]
Sep 17
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PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT, SUPPRESSED INFORMATION COULD SPELL DOOM FOR THE REGIME Barack Obama needs the Solyndra scandal like he needs a wild drunken weekend on the town with Bill Ayres, Jeremiah Wright, and that rapper-dude he invited to the White House who dreams of killing cops and abusing women. What else could go wrong for the [...]
Sep 16
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BLACKS, HISPANICS ASSAULT WHITES IN LATEST OCCURRENCE OF RACE-FOCUSED VIOLENCE In the latest occurrence of flash-mob violence, 10-15 young people attacked four men in Denver earlier this week. Multiple attacks similar to this one have taken place across the country this summer with one disturbing similarity: The media has generally refrained from reporting that the [...]
Sep 16
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‘FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANITY’ AND RADICAL ISLAM: THEY WANT TO KILL US Our pals at American Atheists are in the news again; surprise, surprise. The hateful bigots just can’t seem to avoid controversy, although truth be told, I’m sure they know exactly what they’re doing. In a column that would make Bill Maher and Christopher Hitchens proud – entitled Taking [...]
THE RAT UNCOVERS TOP-SECRET FOOTAGE OF OBAMA’S LAST VISIT WITH THE TROOPS
Poor dude just can’t catch a break, can he? Hell, he hates the military anyway. Perhaps he’ll just ride off into the sunset…never to be seen or heard again. We should be so lucky. 
Sep 15
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FROM DEPRESSION TO DELUSION: THE PRESIDENT IS BEGINNING TO LOOK PATHETIC Granted, one of the Obamanite groupies yelled “I love you!” from the adoring crowd first. But — not only did Captain Heart Throb shout“I love you!” in return; he added: “But if you love me, you gotta help me pass this bill!” The cult of Obama is creepy, folks. [...]
MUSLIMS MOVE NEXT DOOR TO PIGS, DEMAND PIGS LEAVE; THEY GET PIG RACES INSTEAD!
I ran across this story from a few years ago and thought it was worth a laugh or two, given Rick Perry’s Texas swagger.
It seems that a group of Muslims bought a chunk of land in Texas on which to build a mosque – but never bothered to check into the use of the adjacent property. This was a most unfortunate brain fart for the poor Islamists – because right next door to their new property? Craig Baker’s pig farm.
As any Muslim worth his weight in pork chops would do…
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