Category Archives: Future Trends

Are these Headlines Right Around the Corner?

Headlines From the Year 2020

Here are some of the headlines we’ll be seeing in the year 2020 if our civilization continues on its present course:

  • First bisexual president inaugurated; her transgendered partner to be known as the First Human
  • Fighter jets removed from USS Nimitz to make room for state-of-the-art maternity ward and nursery
  • In exchange for student loan forgiveness, thousands of young women join the Peace Corps “Make an African Man Happy” program
  • Chicken and cattle-rights activists unite in campaign to outlaw steak and eggs
  • Man arrested in California for murdering rare protected species of cockroach

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The Post-Election Aftermath

Predictions of a Blind Prophet…2012

Headlines From the Year 2020

Here are some of the headlines we’ll be seeing in the year 2020 if our civilization continues on its present course:

  • Heisman Trophy awarded to third-string halfback at UCLA for “courageously advancing the status of women in college football”
  • Black Friday violence declines this year, with only 270 deaths reported
  • National debt reaches $100 trillion; Republican congressmen threaten immediate action if President Sharpton refuses to cut spending
  • Chinese entrepreneur accumulates worthless dollar bills for use in new board game, “Devastopoly”
  • Apple joins Microsoft in relocating headquarters to Singapore; New York Times blames lack of minority presence in Silicon Valley
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The Downfall of Man

Headlines From the Year 2020

The Pigskin Turns Pink

GM Service Tracks Cars, Checks Speed, Can Stop Engines

So, Who Pays for Bridges, Roads, Sewers and other Civilizing Infrastructure

Per Red State: Action Needed

Headlines From the Year 2020

Here are some of the headlines we’ll be seeing in the year 2020 if our civilization continues on its present course:

  • Following another round of deadly flash-mob attacks in Chicago, Mayor Bill Ayers blames “bourgeois capitalists who brainwash disadvantaged youth to be addicted to Twitter”
  • Biology teacher in New Jersey arrested for hate crime after telling pupils that human life begins with union of one man and one woman
  • Shocking revelation from NPR: Famous Iwo Jima photo was faked to avoid giving credit to the gay, lesbian, and transgendered soldiers who actually raised the flag
  • King Charles III coronated at Westminster; first official act is to convert Buckingham Palace into multicultural theme park
  • Treasury Secretary Jeff Immelt suspected of moonlighting as male prostitute for Beltway economists
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Blog Trolls…or Mercenaries?

Babysitters Unaffordable Under CA. Assembley Bill 889

Business Insider: The Rapidly Shrinking U.S. Middle Class

The Government Is Giving Middle Class Income to the Rich!

We’re Being Watched

Medical Apps Are FDA’s Next Target

Today’s daily digest had two articles presenting the FDA’s case that regulating medical apps is a good idea and they should do this. They can be found here and here.

Since the FDA routinely approves drugs that have to be recalled due to patient deaths – this is stuff that goes in the body and is digested – and allows the seed producers of genetically modified grains such as soybeans (that would be Monsanto) to police themselves and does not require animal testing on the crops even when genes are added to the seed – also, something that is digested – what makes FDA officials think that regulating mobile medical apps is a trustworthy endeavor for them?
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Headlines From the Year 2020

Here are some of the headlines we’ll be seeing in the year 2020 if our civilization continues on its present course:

 

  • EU President Christine Lagarde orders castration of key opposition leaders
  • Bridegrooms in UK must post £2 million bond against future marital infractions; Muslims exempt
  • In Massachusetts, utterance of sexual innuendo by men is now a felony; overt seduction attempt gets 5 years in prison
  • U.S. cities to lose all federal funding if marriage licenses dispensed are less than 50% gay Read the rest of this entry

DUDE STILL DOESN’T GET IT – AND HE NEVER WILL

“WE CAN’T SIMPLY CUT OUR WAY TO PROSPERITY”

Barack Obama, bless his socialist heart, just doesn’t get it. And guess what? He never will. Unlike Bill Clinton, who reluctantly – but effectively – moved to the center following the Republican Revolution of 1994, this man is simply too hard-wired and arrogant to change.

Obama said Saturday that   while he “remained committed” to working with Congress to “find a solution” to the government’s debt problem, the focus could not only be on spending cuts. (One wonders what level of “commitment” Obama had to working with Republicans in Congress prior to this statement.) Read the rest of this entry

Headlines From the Year 2020

Here are some of the headlines we’ll be seeing in the year 2020 if our civilization continues on its present course:

 

  • Corporate and personal exemptions from Obamacare now traded on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange
  • Less than 200 doctors remain in New York State; nurses and paramedics to perform most types of surgery Read the rest of this entry

Orwellian Snapshots: “The Food Gestapo”

Did you ever wonder what it will be like to shop in a supermarket in the year 2020? How this experience will change if the Nanny State goes completely out of control? Following is my rendition of a typical scene at the cash register. Read the rest of this entry

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