CAN AN ACTION FIGURE BE FAR BEHIND?
Hillary Rodham Clinton. There
was a time, in a not-so-distant land, when those three words struck fear in the hearts of good conservatives across the fruited plain. Yes, my fellow Americans, the mere mention of the name “Hillary Rodham Clinton” was enough to send otherwise level-headed Republicans running for the hills – clutching their wallets with all their might.
Fear was in the land.
HillaryCare -a force so sinister in its nature – dare I say -it shook this great nation to its very core. A plan so diabolical in intent – it threatened the survival of this Republic, for which we stand. Only after an epic battle between good and evil, was sanity restored to this place we call America.
My oh my, how times have changed. If Darth Vader can become a good guy in the end, I suppose Hillary Rodham Clinton can too – particularly when you consider the dark forces around her. Spooky stuff indeed.
“Political Power: Hillary Clinton,“ from Bluewater Productions, hits the newsstands today. Oh – and it’s a comic book. Actually, it’s the second Hillary Clinton comic book from Bluewater. (The first of which is displayed above.) The irony is not lost here folks – nor is the myriad of possible plots running through my brain as I write. Pantsuit Woman (my choice of names, in the event that an action figure follows) is just too good to be true.
While the first comic book, “Female Force: Hillary Clinton” focused on Pantsuit Woman’s beginnings – although it failed to reveal what planet she’s from – this issue will focus on the events that led to her rise to power on Planet Obama.
Bluewater writer Jerome Maida says the new comic delves into the behind-the-scenes events that led Pantsuit Woman to take a young Luke Skywalker Barack Obama under her wing – and how she played a crucial role in the ascendancy of Lord Obama. Maida calls it a “fascinating story.”
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Fascinating or not – I think I’ll wait for the movie.