- by John Semmens – Attempt to Morph “Bad Luck” into Scandals “Unfair,” Says Carney President Obama’s Press Secretary Jay Carney bristled at the suggestion the Administration is embroiled in three major scandals. “What scandals?” Carney demanded to know. “The… Read More ›
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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
- by John Semmens – President Tells Grads that Fear of Tyranny a “Mental Illness” In a commencement address to graduates of Ohio State University, President Obama urged them to eschew “the deranged rantings of those who see growth of… Read More ›
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
- by John Semmens- Abortionist Kermit Gosnell Not an Anomaly Details on how Dr. Kermit Gosnell dispatched babies who survived late term abortions by “snipping their spinal cords” are as grisly as any contemporary “slasher film.” Unfortunately, the practice of… Read More ›
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
-by John Semmens- Administration Brochure Touts Food Stamp Benefits for Foreigners It was recently discovered that the Obama Administration has been working jointly with the Mexican government to inform that country’s illegal migrants to the United States of their “rights… Read More ›
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
by John Semmens Boston Bombing Inspires Array of Reactions Department of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano denied that the Administration’s 45% cut in the budget for bomb prevention would have made any difference. “As I have said many times before, the… Read More ›
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
- by John Semmens – Obamacare Unworkable, GOP Blamed The unforeseen difficulties of implementing the Affordable Health Care Act (aka Obamacare) have key proponents scrambling for answers. Senator Jay Rockefeller (D-WV), one of the leading writers of the Obamacare legislation,… Read More ›
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
by John Semmens Administration Touts Obamacare as Jobs Engine The complexities of the Affordable Health Care Act (aka Obamacare) are now being hailed as a stimulant for the economy by Secretary Kathleen Sebelius. “The GOP has been trying to lampoon… Read More ›
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
- by John Semmens – Party Donors Warn of “Dire Consequences” for Those Who Let Obama Down A handful of Democratic members of Congress were warned by the Party’s big donors to get in line behind President Obama’s push for… Read More ›
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
- by John Semmens – Dem Says Aides Face Starvation Because of Sequester A tearful Representative Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-Fla) blamed “heartless Republicans” for the “severe hardships” the sequester is imposing on members of her staff. “Nearly half of my office… Read More ›
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
- by John Semmens – Egypt‘s Ruling Party Rejects UN Declaration of Human Rights Egypt’s ruling Muslim Brotherhood vehemently denounced a United Nations’ declaration on women’s rights saying it could destroy society by allowing women to travel, work, and use… Read More ›
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
- by John Semmens – McCain Calls Fellow Senators “Wacko Birds” Senator John McCain (R-Ariz) assailed fellow Senators Rand Paul (R-Ken) and Ted Cruz (R-Tex) as “wacko birds” for participating in a 13-hour long filibuster against the confirmation of CIA… Read More ›
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
-by John Semmens- Sequester Hits, Disasters Loom “Fiscal bloodbath” is how one federal official speaking off-the-record described the early impacts of the much dreaded budget sequester. “We’re looking at the cancellation of many mission-critical government activities. There’s no way of… Read More ›
If Obama is My Daddy
Having grown up without a father, imagine my surprise to discover, via Chris Rock, that President Barack Hussein Obama is in fact, my daddy! The news that I now have a father and he is President of the United States,… Read More ›
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
- by John Semmens – Administration Lashes Out at Congressmen’s Failure to Consume Office Budget Allowance Senator Rand Paul (R-Ken) held a press event to announce he is returning $600,000 in unused funds to the US Treasury. The Senator said… Read More ›
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
- by John Semmens – CNN Pundit Declares Rubio’s Presidential Ambitions “Finished” Florida Republican Senator Marco Rubio’s pause to take a drink of water during his rebuttal to President Obama’s State-of-the-Union speech was declared “a possible career ender” by CNN’s… Read More ›
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
- by John Semmens – Administration Asserts Right to Assassinate Enemies A 16-page internal Department of Justice memo leaked to the media asserts that any person, American citizen or not, can be legally assassinated if “a high ranking White House… Read More ›
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
- by John Semmens – Democrats Debate Nuances of Gun Control Vice-President Joe Biden, the man tapped by President Obama to lead his Administration’s efforts to push gun control legislation, acknowledged that “Nothing we are going to do is fundamentally… Read More ›
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire Of Recent News
- by John Semmens – Veep Suggests Platinum Solution to Gun Control In what he called a “stroke of genius,” Vice-President Joe Biden suggested that President Obama could bypass both Congress and the Constitution by using an Executive Order to… Read More ›
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
- by John Semmens – Pelosi Defends Doctored Photo A photo of the 61 female members of Congress including the photo-shopped images of four absentees was defended by House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) who says that the altered image… Read More ›
Hillarious! Biden working a crowd at congressional ceremony
Some people hate the thought of glad-handing politicians. Other people want to become them. Judging by this video released by Talking Points Memo, Vice President Biden belongs in the latter camp. Watch and learn.