Sometimes a simple question can become complicated. Perhaps the question should be, “Have we adjusted to the cultural change to the point that we are ready for a different form of government to control our new culture?” The culture sixty years ago was quite different from what is observed today. Why did it change so much [...]
Category Archives: Music
Sunday Morning Acapella
A little treat for you all – real people singing real songs, using their real voices:
Straight, No Chaser ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight” Read the rest of this entry
Imagine If You Will
Dec 8
It’s been over three decades since John Lennon was shot. A tragedy regardless of who he was, but almost as tragic is the sort of rose-colored hagiography that surrounds the thinking man’s MopTop. He skimmed through Marx’s Communist Manifesto and Yoko Ono’s Grapefruit and managed to eke out a work of art that transcended either [...]
Strawberry Fields Forever
Dec 7
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A few weeks ago I had the pleasure of viewing the exhibits on display at the Monroe Gallery of photography in Santa Fe, New Mexico. One of the last vestiges of quality in a town packed with art galleries, Monroe specializes in the good old stuff: classic photos by Eisenstaedt, Cartier-Bresson, Doisneau, and others at [...]
Using Art to Promote the Profane
Sep 24
This morning, I opened my email to a digest posting from one of my favorite conspiracy theory/big bank blog and info web-sites, The Daily Bell. Usually, to get to the useful information you have to side-step some pretty out there assertions when it comes to the over-riding theme of the conspiracy. But, today an editorial [...]
Labors of Love – Lost
Sep 2
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Last weekend, as part of a family tradition, my mother and I trudged to a local all-purpose orchard and picked seventy-five pounds of peaches (due to the hot weather this year, they were absolutely gorgeous, too). Twenty-five pounds of sugar and a ten hour day later (it wasn’t the same day. We had to let [...]
Feds Raid Gibson Guitar for Using American Labor
Aug 27
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We have at least one change from Obama; the Justice Department raided Gibson Guitar for using American labor in its Tennessee plants, not for using illegals. Feds Raid Gibson Guitar for Using American Labor provides details. Seems the fancy rosewood in some guitars is imported from India-quite legally-and India has a law that requires Indians to [...]
What’s Up With (Dead) 27-Year-Old Rock Stars?
Jul 23
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WINEHOUSE JOINS ELITE GROUP OF DIRT-NAPPING ARTISTS It was only a matter of time. British singer Amy Winehouse was found dead today at her London flat. Not a surprise. She was 27 years old – not a surprise, either. Weird? Yep. Jimi Hendrix, Janice Joplin, Kurt Cobain, and Jim Morrison were all 27 when they went [...]
Attack of the Weiner Man
IN HONOR OF WEINER’S BEST WORK HITTING THE WEB TODAY
So – it didn’t take our friend Andrew Breitbart long to find a way to get Weiner’s weenie on the web – and play the victim at the same time, huh? Great work, Andrew. Seriously.
Anyway -being a longtime fan of the Bob and Tom Show – as well as Here Come the Mummies – couldn’t miss the opportunity to send this out in honor of the real Weiner Man.
These guys are exceptional musicians by the way – enjoy!
Amazon Letter To Labels: Cloud Drive Locker Has Boosted MP3 Sales
Many good people are working on their own alternatives to Amazon’s proposed locker service (Michael Robertson, for example), but it’s nice to see a heavyweight take on the music industry regarding lockers, places where one can store their music and access it at any location they wish to. The music industry, record labels especially, will either have to get on board or watch their sales plummet due to continued piracy. The rip-off game is stopping, whether they like it or not.
Billboard Magazine’s Ed Christman discusses the topic further here.
Cross-posted at A Miscellany of Tasteful Music.
Muslim World Music Day-April 12, 2011
Apr 9
For twenty-four hours on April 12, 2011 an important and massive effort will be made to record approximately 50,000 recordings of Muslim music. That God (Jewish/Christian) given instinct moving within the human breast that swells to make us categorize and organize has bitten the folk at cseashawaii.com to do this earth shaking endeavor. Other than the fact [...]
Agent Orange Tribute
Feb 26
What’s kind of funny about the surf punk band Agent Orange is that they have a great studio sound and have had a decent following for over twenty years. You then go to see them live and it’s like going to band practice. I’ve been to two of their shows. At the first one I [...]
[Video] John Carpenter – ‘One Last Long Goodbye’ (Echo, Los Angeles 2/14/11)
John Carpenter and his crew are about the freshest thing to come into Los Angeles in quite some time. The scene is simply better for them being here. They tore up The Echo on Valentine’s Day, and Joe Albanese, erstwhile drummer of Carpenter’s band, sent over this clip: Cross-posted at A Miscellany Of Tasteful Music.
[Video] Francisco Guerrero Marín – "Ariadna" (1984)
We covered a Renaissance composer with the same name in the previous post. This one was a 20th Century avant-garde composer who died at the age of 47 in 1997, which was a pity, as he was beginning to look like one of the leading lights in contemporary classical music. Here is a sample of his work: Cross-posted at A Miscellany Of Tasteful Music.
Bahrain security forces fire on defiant protesters
Poor Bahrainis. They want to eat and have housing, or so report the press. What you really have here is the fact that Shia and Sunni can never live together, and will only work together if the enemy is so hideous that they have no choice. Still, the royal family of Bahrain deserve the chopping block for firing on their citizens indiscriminately. HT: Breitbart.
Corporate America
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DWVnrsrv4o
Who can stop de-evolution of the human race?
Look at you, Corporate America, you’re in disgrace
Globalize; cigarettes, business jets, you love it
Maximize; but you can take your bottom line and shove it
Gotta get away (gotta get away)
Gotta get away, but I need a little help tonight
What ‘ya gonna say (what ‘ya gonna say)
What ‘ya gonna say when you’ve never even seen the light
See the light
Corporate America, look out, look out
Corporate America, who’s gonna save us, who’s gonna save us now?
You and I; DVDs, SUVs and cyberspace
Flying blind, virtual reality is in our face
This Earth desecrated by the human race
Now what’s it worth? When do we evacuate to outer space?
Corporate America, look out, look out
Corporate America, who’s gonna save us, who’s gonna save us now?
I see the future in the past
the reckless ride of modern man, Just took the corner way too fast,
Flattened everything that stands
Fooled by the sales pitch for progress at a dizzy pace
We idolize the filthy rich for giving us synthetic taste
Computer calls, urban sprawl
Is the world a better place, is the world a better place?
Fare thee well, global extinction’s forever
So what the hell, order your Mercedes in leather
Veal crates, ozone holes, and toxic waste
And don’t count out religious hate
Who can survive this man-made fate?
Gotta get away
Gotta get away, and I need a little help tonight
What ‘ya gonna say
Wha ‘ya gonna say when you couldn’t even see the light
See the light
Yeah!
Can we slow things down a bit?
Chalk this one up as original – if you haven’t heard this yet you should take a listen. Someone took the theme to Jurassic Park and slowed it down (stretched it out) by 1000%. The results are stunning – reminds me of the good days of the “Hearts of Space” series – when there were good days and my dad used to sit in the music room and listen to the broadcast for hours on his stereophonic whatever it was called… Well worth at least a few minutes of listening to the first minute of the score.
[Video] Iron & Wine – The Trapeze Swinger (Live via Vevo)
I’m not the most emotional of listeners, but this is one of the few songs where my eyes well up a bit. I’ve never had the chance to consult on whether Sam Beam, Mr. Iron & Wine himself, meant the song to be a paean to those first few minutes of an afterlife from a secularist’s point-of-view. It is one of the most beautiful songs of the past 10 years, and achingly so. Cross-posted at A Miscellany of Tasteful Music.
Black Eyed Peas’ will.i.am Named Director At Intel
This is interesting. The idea is fascinating on a public relations platform and I am curious to see what tangible benefits unravel.
[Video] Orthodox Singers Male Choir – We Bow before Thy Cross (remastered)
I won’t deign to speak for the readers of this most humble blog, but as for me, there’s a calming aspect to listening to a basso profondo voice after a nervewracking day. The featured singer of the choir is Yuri Wichniakov, bearer of a truly a profound voice. Cross-posted at Apocatastasis.
[Video] Steve Beresford / David Toop / John Zorn / Tonie Marshall – Tallulah
John Zorn has a reputation for being a monstrous noise-maker, someone far more liable to rip your ears off than to make you feel wispy and sentimental. Tonie Marshall has a lot to do with it, with soft, sultry voices for ‘Tallulah’. She and Zorn are capably augmented by multiinstrumentalists Beresford and Toop. The track is from the album “Deadly Weapons” from 1986, which I believe is still in print.
Cross-posted at A Miscellany of Tasteful Music.
[Video] Leadbelly–Ham an’ Eggs

Huddie Ledbetter, better known as Leadbelly, was a giant among those who enjoyed folk music, early blues and work songs. To this day, his body of work still influences musicians in the field of rock music, folk, blues, country and a host of other genres (even grunge, thanks to Nirvana covering ‘Where Did You Sleep Last Night?’). This particular piece is one that would have sounded familiar to anyone who had ever worked on a chain gang:
Cross-posted at A Miscellany of Tasteful Music.
Saturday Night Mashups
Now for something completely different….
Stayin’ Alive in the Wall (Pink Floyd vs the Bee Gees)
Knock Out Eileen (LL Cool J vs Dexy’s Midnight Runners)– though it was mostly a true mash-up during the first half.
And here’s creepy/funny mashup with Andy Griffith polishing his shotgun barrel to Beyoncé.
Review: Monday Michiru–My Ever Changing Moods (2007)
I’ve seen Monday Michiru’s name bandied about for the last 15 years or so, and though I had come across the odd CD EP whilst working at Aron’s Records, I never had a chance to sit down with a full album and figure out if I really liked her music or not. I felt an slight obligation to give her music a try, as she was, after all, the daughter of Charlie Mariano, one of the coolest saxophonists to ever come down the pike.
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EMI uses Rapidshare, says MP3tunes
In a case of absolute hypocrisy, Michael Robertson and MP3 Tunes makes the allegation that EMI, who breathe fire on upload services like Rapidshare, are using Rapidshare to to give away music themselves.
Read the full article at P2P.net.
Cross-posted at A Miscellany of Tasteful Music.
Christmas Food Court Flash Mob, Hallelujah Chorus
Let me officially open the Christmas season here on Conclub with the following video.
VIDEO: George Dalaras & Goran Bregović – Nychta
It’s been some time since someone posted any music here, so I thought I’d post a couple of tracks. This first one comes from a rather nice Balkan pairing: George Dalaras is something like the Bruce Springsteen (gone dark) of Greece, and he is paired with a legendary rocker from the former Yugoslavia, and now both an incredible performer on his own and soundtrack composer, Goran Bregović. This piece, Nychta, mixes elements of Serbian, Greek and Gypsy music, with some nice shifts in time signature, that could almost pass for a Balkan rhumba. Enjoy!
File this under “Huh. Interesting.”
As a teenager, I have to admit that, though I was not at all a metal-head (my thing was more punk and “Industrial” music of the mid-80s), I did have a soft spot for Judas Priest. Thanks to cartoons like “Beavis and Butt-Head, one can still rock out on occasion to “Breaking The Law” from time to time. What caught me by surprise was that Rob Halford, the extremely campy singer of said Priest, is a practicing Christian. An interesting fun-fact.
You may now go back to bickering about politics.
VIDEO: Biosphere – Valchiere
Gier Jenssen has been making chillingly beautiful ‘arctic ambient’ music since 1983, and has released albums which are not only stark in terms of listening, but in packaging as well. Whoever does his graphic design should be commended. He has recorded under the name Biosphere since 1991.
This particular track comes from a compilation called X-Rated – The Electronic files. The music doesn’t have the pornish vibe one would expect from so-called “X-rated” music, though there is a bleak sensuality to the track.
A note of thanks to my friend Qualo Infinity, who posted the track at his Facebook account.
Cross-posted at A Miscellany of Tasteful Music.
VIDEO: Cristina Pato – Live on TVG
Never in the wildest dreams of my youth did I ever thing that bagpipe music would ever have the potential of being sexy. Cristina Pato, once a green-haired mohican, has metamorphosized herself into a Celtic enchantress, playing a bagpipe in a manner that could easily remind one of a saxophone, with just as much emotional depth.
I do not know the names of the tracks she performs here, but I can tell you that she is performing on TVG (Television Galicia) on a program that appears to be dedicated to the late Galician film director Chano Piñeiro.
Cross-posted at A Miscellany of Tasteful Music.
VIDEO: Barış Manço & Kaygisizlar – Trip (To A Fair)
It’s not often that either myself or my readers have a chance to sample a slice of vintage Turkish psychedelic music. Here is a track from Anatolian legend Barış Manço, along with his band.
A hat tip goes out to my dear friend, Yasen Kazandjiev, for posting this video.
Cross-posted at A Miscellany of Tasteful Music.
VIDEO: Alan Stivell – Land of My Fathers (Bro Gozh ma Zadoù; Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau)
Breton harpist Alan Stivell has done more than many to spread his and other Celtic cultures. Here is a clip of him performing a Welsh standard. The title, “Land of My Fathers,” is a translation from the Welsh “Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau” and the Breton “Bro Gozh ma Zadoù.”
Cross-posted at A Miscellany of Tasteful Music.
VIDEO: John Carpenter – All That Glitters Is Gold
John Carpenter is originally from New Jersey, but has become a breath of fresh air to the sometimes stagnant Los Angeles indie music scene. He performs frequently, and has been seen at Spaceland and The Las Vegas Shakedown Festival in (where else?) Las Vegas, Nevada. His music is a combination of Scott Walker, The Velvet Underground, hints of The Gun Club and Joy Division, and perhaps a dash of early Roxy Music. The man, and the band, are a record collection compressed into a tight performance troupe.
Cross-posted at A Miscellany of Tasteful Music.
A few more tunes…
I thought I’d put up a few more to help you guys pass the time:
Tenores di Bitti – Deus ti Salvet Maria
Sardinian music is rarely heard outside of its island despite having a tradition as wonderful as neighboring Corsica or even Georgia (no, not the state). These tenors perform an old Roman Catholic hymn.
Šaban Bajramović – Bubarama
Šaban Bajramović was the Frank Sinatra of the Serbian gypsy community. A tough guy, romancer, and escape artist, he was also a singer with a roughly-hewn voice only a criminal can earn. He does a number on a Goran Bregovic tune.
The Wedding Present – I’m Not Always So Stupid
Nothing like teenage romance angst. Thank God those days are over and done with. A charming little buzz-saw of a song.
Cristina Branco – Alfonsina Y El Mar
Fado is the most famous musical export of Portugal. It is a sweet, mournful style of music, fitting well with those other emotional musics coming from Iberia’s soul. Cristina Branco is one of a long line of fadistas continuing a legendary tradition.
Saturday Night Tunes
For my friends (and the three or so detractors), I thought I’d share a bit of music what you all:
Fritz Wunderlich – Dein ist mein ganzes Herz (You are my Heart’s Delight)
I like opera, and I love German lieder (their song tradition). This combines both rather nicely. The song was written in the 1920s by Hungarian composer Franz Lehar, with words written by Fritz Löhner-Beda and Ludwig Herzer. I have been fortunate enough to woo more than one bird with this lovely song (of course, it helps if the lady in question’s musical taste goes beyond “Slap da b**ch and f**k the Ho!”
Alexandrov Ensemble – Suliko
Believe it or not, this was the favorite song of the Ossetian butcher Iosef Dzugashvili, known to the world as Stalin (may his memory disappear). It’s a Georgian folk tune, and this ensemble does a fine interpretation.
Wir – So And Slow It Grows [The Orb In Atlas Mix]
Wir were the side project of legendary post-punk outfit Wire (Wir actually stands for “Where is Robert?”, as drummer Robert Gotobed was not in the band for this album). Alex Patterson (The Orb) does a nice remix of the material. For the original, see here.
Mtiebi Male Choir – Christ Is Risen
Beautiful polyphony from Georgia.
VIDEO: The Equals – Police On My Back
It’s true that the 1960s was the richest decade for music. A dear friend of mine, Kathy, gave me a rather stunning reminder of this when posting this video by The Equals, a mixed-race group who managed to pull together roots music, R&B and reggae into one mighty delicious soup. This track is perhaps best known as a song the Clash covered to great effect, but the original is nothing to sneeze at!
Cross-posted at A Miscellany of Tasteful Music.
VIDEO: Vera Ogrizović – Ricercar Kalij (by Dušan Bogdanović)
I’ve become a bit of a classical guitar nut recently, thanks to a rather lovely woman inspiring me to delve into the genre a bit deeper these days. Some years ago, I took in on consignment the records of a Los Angeles-based label called MA Recordings. One of the artists I listened to was Serbian-American maestro Dušan Bogdanović. The disc was amazing, but the label’s advertising budget was nil, and we sold few. Still, his name kept popping up when I lived in the Balkans, and I’d talk with people who worked with him off and on.
This piece, Ricercar Kalij, is a favorite of mine, and it is performed by Vera Ogrizović, a splendid guitarist herself.
Cross-posted at A Miscellany of Tasteful Music.
Mexican singer El Shaka killed after denying his murder

Mexico is a land rich with tradition, and they have a musical heritage that ranks well with any country on Earth. Narcocorridos are not part of that tradition. Rather, it is part of the musical cesspool that is so disregarded that some local authorities banned this excrement. It is not that I have anything against the musicality of the bandas. In fact, some of these are utterly magnificent instrumentalists. It is the fact that they glorify the vile animals ruining the country in a way that makes gangsta rap artists look like choir boys that gets my goat.
One of the bigger artists in the genre, El Shaka, was murdered today. Ironically, he had had to announce that he was not dead thanks to an erroneous press report. He was shot to death in his Cadillac at close range. His murder makes him the seventh musician killed in the past three years. The wages of peddling the glories of a drug baron are on display for everyone to see. What a waste of talent.
Cross-posted at A Miscellany of Tasteful Music.
File Under “Lyrics No Worse Than The Originals”
Being a teenager (still technically, at the time) I remember “The Safety Dance” being a big hit. It never made sense to me but was catchy as a tune. And I never did (thankfully, now that I look back) see the original video.
The fact that they did do a video, well… I think it goes better with the new lyrics.
How I got my swagger back
After an extended absence from both the posts and the comments, this may be lightweight compared to some of the recent brilliance on display by the Beast and his fans. I also acknowledge that by posting an ad for a car company (especially this car company), I fall into the category of those less concerned about dependence upon oil. To make matters worse, thanks to BP a huge friggin Oil Slick is expected to be on my back door in a few days and potentially ruin my vacation plans for the summer. But that’s okay. Because I fall square into the freaking middle of the demographic this particular ad is oh-so-brilliantly aimed at. It may be the end of the world as I know it, but I feel fine.
Virtual Choir
My sis-in-law sent me this. She must have sensed I needed to take a breath for a moment, and she doesn’t even see my Facebook posts
I think it’s a beautiful blend of God-given talent and technology.
The more things change. . .
I have always heard that history repeats itself because no one listened the first time around, and today I have found additional evidence to support that claim. Scroll through some of the Time magazine covers, specifically from 1976-1980 and take a look at the headlines, the people, the concerns of the day. From socialism to the war on terror – it’s all there in vivid color. I recommend starting here and moving forward for a really interesting look at, well… Time.
Ayla Brown – Pick It Up
Meet the Browns. Dad is a colonel in the National Guard, posed nude in Cosmo, and is now the newly elected US Senator from the state of Massachusetts. Mom is a TV reporter and was featured in a movie video in the ’80′s. Daughter Ayla Brown was on American Idol in season five and has now released a new song and music video. And I hear from a trusted source that she is ”available.” Quite the family. I feel like my life is really boring after taking a peek into theirs. Maybe I need to get out more or take up a hobby… This video would be better if it didn’t look like something a friend shot in the living room to put on her myspace page while they were taking a break from painting the garage. She should have brushed her hair or something. The song is fairly tolerable though.
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Anti Global Warming Activism – We are Building a Religion
In the early days of the 90′s I recall hearing one of those college touring indie groups. This one stuck with me a.) because they were from Australia, b.) because they had some of the funniest songs I had ever heard and c.) I was changed by their lyrics forever. Now thanks to the wonders of the internet, I have found them – and the song that has stuck in my head to this very day. Needless to say, these guys were WAY ahead of their time. For your consideration, and for your enlightenment I present the Scared Weird Little Guys. Please excuse the quality of the audio/video. Years of play on You-Tube and the 1,032 views must have eroded the quality of the media somewhat. Remember, YOU can make a difference.
I’m all for waterboarding but this is just cruel
Bands want to know if their music was used on Gitmo detainees
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/22/musicians.guantanamo/index.html
Courtesy CNN.com
At risk of incurring some cut & paste backlash I couldn’t figure another way of doing this.
Yes once again those unsing heros (celebrities) are here to lend their razor sharp insight into the political spectrum. A group of musicians lead by REM and Pearl Jam petitioned via the freedom of information act to find out if they’re music was being used to torture those poor, misunderstood freedom fighters currently being held in Guantanamo Bay. The band REM released a statement saying in part
“We have spent the past 30 years supporting causes related to peace and justice. To now learn that some of our friends’ music may have been used as part of the torture tactics without their consent or knowledge is horrific”
Re: Bread – to PG
Okay so it’s not really ‘to: PG from: E.’ It’s more like this song is to PG from E. No, no, no. . . It’s not from E in the real sense, it’s more of an ethereal thing. . . I mean, I’m not really giving you a Kasey Kasem long distance dedication, I’m just throwing this song out there to you because it’s not ZZ Top. So PG, here’s your song.
But it isn’t really from me. Even though it sort of is.
RIP Michael Jackson
I suppose it has been chic to make fun of the quirky, often circus-like, life of Michael Jackson. But those in my generation cannot escape the fact that our cultural lives were transformed immensely by the ‘King of Pop.’
When I was about twelve and cable television arrived in my neighborhood, the first thing I did was turn to Mtv (ch. 46) and the first video I saw that day was Thriller. It was fitting that the first video I saw on my own cable television set was the greatest video.
Long after the sad carnival that surrounded his life was played out, his music was always going to endure. Michael Jackson died today of an apparent heart attack. As it is when any icon of our youth passes away, a small part of us goes with him. Rest in peace.
For Jeff…
Came across this at Maggie’s Farm. It made me think of you.
If I read the lyrics to some of my favourite songs, they don’t mean shit to me. But if I hear ‘When A Man Loves A Woman’, it is so powerful and emotional. All I want out of any of these songs is the right emotion. I don’t give a shit what the lyrics are. Dylan rambled on way too much for my liking. I remember years ago saying to him: ‘listen to ‘When A Man Loves A Woman’; I like this more than any of the songs we’re playing. This is emotional to me; our songs are clever. I don’t care for clever. Let’s try and get somewhere that has an emotional thing.
- Robbie Robertson
Memorial Day – 2009

Have a great Memorial Day. A solumn and sincere thank you to all who have ever worn the uniform and sacrificed for this great nation. My stars and stripes are displayed from the front porch and the Revolutionary War Gadsen “Don’t tread on me” flag flutters from the flagpole in the backyard. Here are a few different renditions of The Battle Hymn of the Republic for your enjoyment.
Amen. God bless you and your family this day and may God bless America.
O Come, O Come Emmanuel
Here are three different versions of this hauntingly beautiful song. As the day that Christians celebrate the birth of Jesus rapidly approaches, it is good for us to remember the basis of the Faith, and the longing that the Church has to be reunited with the Messiah.
From “Boys Gregorian” by Boys Air Choir
Enya
Christini Sonnemann
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace. – Isaiah 9:6
The assault on Christmas continues
The latest victim…. everyone’s favorite reindeer.
Yes a disgruntled parent of a student at Murrayville Elementary School in North Carolina decided that she could not sit idly by while the children sang a song with such religious overtones as Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer in the school’s upcoming Christmas holiday show. Of course all of us Christians remember the story in the bible of Rudolph. It was in the book of ummmm oh wait a minute that particular song is a fairy tale having absolutely nothing to do with the Christian faith except perhaps that it happens to take place at Christmas time.
We are talking about Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer here folks not Go Tell it on the Mountain or Onward Christian Soldiers. It is probably most secular, least offensive Christmas holiday song since Jingle Bells. There’s no pledge of undying love and devotion to Jesus just a silly kid’s song about a magic reindeer. Apparently this parent (only one by the way) objects to hearing the offensive words Christmas and Santa arguing that Santa is a religious character. I must’ve missed that story in the bible too. Moreover the only time the word “Christmas” is used in the song it’s in the line “then one foggy Christmas Eve.” So it is only used in the context of describing what day it is.
So I’ve taken the liberty of doing a PC rewrite of Rudolph in an attempt to make one of the least offensive songs ever written even more so. Sing along with me won’t you?
Rudolph the special endangered quadruped
Had a slightly different nose but he was just as smart and handsome as everyone else.
And if you ever saw him
And you even noticed it glows you would be an intolerant jerk.
All of the other endangered quadrupeds
Used to laugh and call him names because they were mean but it probably wasn’t their fault because they may have been abused by their parents or had some sort of genetic predisposition toward meanness.
They never let unfortunate Rudolph
Join in any endangered quadruped games
Then one foggy December 24th.
An overweight bearded man in a red suit came to say
Rudolph with your slightly different nose
Won’t you guide my eco friendly non carbon emitting vehicle tonight.
Then all of the endangered quadrupeds loved him
And they shouted out with glee
Rudolph the special endangered quadruped
You’ll go down in white christian male dominated history.
Has a nice little harmony to it doesn’t it?
Let us usher in the Christmas Season
Christmas is definitely my favorite holiday, and, if nothing else, it is a great distraction from the cold and general miserableness of a cold, Colorado winter. I enjoy the times with family and friends, and the opportunities for us to refocus ourselves on the “reason for the season”. So here is a little “diddy” from Jewel to help Conclub usher you into the Christmas season…
Hark the Herald Angels Sing
FNP – The Minutemen edition
A double dose of The Minutemen.
Corona (The theme to Jackass)
Little Man with a Gun in his Hand
Ur so gay. . .
Many of you know that I am a high school football coach in Colorado. My team is now in the quarterfinals of the state playoffs which isn’t the biggest deal unless you are a big high school football fan; like my friend. This buddy of mine is a guy who has big-time football knowledge and generally loves the game. He and I have coached the sport together and separately since we were 20. If my team is in a big game, he is usually there analyzing the game. When he coached a team to the state finals, I did the same.
There is one other minor detail to his football obsession: it has lately been replaced by an unhealthy obsession of the performing arts. Musical theater is his drug of choice but he also dabbles in symphonies, plays, museums and such. So when I called him to let him know that my game was Friday night at 7:00 p.m., he politely informed me that he would be attending the opera. No you read it correctly. . . the opera. Keep in mind, he missed an earlier game between us and the #1 team in the state to go to the symphony. On a Friday night. In the fall.
Here’s to you DFV.
Sunday’s Hymn -Just as I am/I surrender all
Is by Gospel singer Crystal Lewis.
Words by Judson W. Van DeVenter, 1896:
The song was written while I was conducting a meeting at East Palestine, Ohio, in the home of George Sebring (founder of the Sebring Campmeeting Bible Conference in Sebring, Ohio, and later developer of the town of Sebring, Florida). For some time, I had struggled between developing my talents in the field of art and going into full-time evangelistic work. At last the pivotal hour of my life came, and I surrendered all. A new day was ushered into my life. I became an evangelist and discovered down deep in my soul a talent hitherto unknown to me. God had hidden a song in my heart, and touching a tender chord, He caused me to sing.
Sunday’s Hymn – Onward Christian Soldiers
Probably the most famous of all Christian hymns. When I have played it in the past (I’m a drummer) I’ve always put more of a military cadence feeling to it than this arrangement does. Not bad othewise.
Sunday’s Hymn – A Mighty Fortress is our God
History and Christianity are forever mixed, and this hymn brings both together in a dramatic way. Personally penned by Martin Luther himself, this is regarded as the ‘Battle Hymn of the Reformation’. The former monk Luther strove to expose the corruptness and doctrinal fallacies of the Catholic church and went on to become the father of the Protestant movement. A Mighty Fortress is our God is considered one of the most powerful and famous of Christian hymns and is still sang with some gusto in many churches around the world. I beg the tolerance and understanding of our own ‘Papist’ bloggers and visitors with this selection. Sit back, relax, and enjoy. I won’t tell. The video is a bit more Luther centered than I would normally be comfortable with, but it is the best traditional version of the song I could find.
Johnny Cash – Do Lord (Remember me)
Your hymn this Sunday is Do Lord Remember Me by Johnny Cash as performed on My Mother´s Hymn Book (c)2004. Another “Negro Spiritual” that became a Sunday standard.
Friday Night Punk – Whole Wheat Bread
The cultural diversity edition of FNP. All of the actual videos had poor sound quality which is a shame because these guys are wild live. Enjoy
Church in the Wildwood
Over the last few weeks I’ve started to explore the old time hymns (some going back hundreds of years) that once were so well known and universally sung that everyone knew them but are now all but forgotten or rarely heard. So I have decided to “revive” a few and bring a tiny sliver of old time “church” to Conclub. This was an old favorite that appeared in an Andy Griffith episode and it was on tonight. You can thank the good people of Mayberry for this one this evening.
The Little Brown Church in the Wildwood
Johnny Cash – When the roll is called up yonder
Last week I posted Amazing Grace and I decided it may be a bit of fun to post a few of the great old Christian hymns on Sundays. This hymn was sung by the congregation at my grandfather’s funeral at his request and I have always felt that I wouldn’t mind having it sang at mine as well.
Quality songs about losers offer good lessons for kids
Every parent of kids that range in age from around 8 to 14 have gone through the same thing I am currently experiencing. The problem is this: what is an acceptable level of popular culture that our kids can be immersed in? It is my experience that most kids probably know more about cuss words or sexuality or drugs or alcohol than their parents want to believe. As a middle school teacher for 10 years, I often found that kids know more than the adults in their lives have given them credit for. And although I am now a high school teacher, conversations with DFV (he teaches middle school now) only confirms that kids from some very conservative homes have parents that are utterly clueless and are actually shielding them from todays culture at the childs peril.
I bring this up in relation to two songs that I first resisted letting my kids hear, but then joyfully wanted them to hear. The two songs are both very popular right now. One is the number one song on the airwaves. It is a song called Sittin in a Bar, by Rehab. Because I couldn’t find a good video version, I encourage you to look it up and listen to it. In a nutshell, the song details the travails of some loser who broke his parole, got the boot from his drugged up woman in a trailer park, stole her car, and is presumably headed back to jail for 10 years. The radio version (the version my kids hear) doesn’t have the cuss words but it doesn’t take a genius to figure out the words.
The second song is a Snoop Dogg tribute to Johnny Cash called Buy My Medicine. This is a great little diddy about some drugged up burn out that has a woman he only loves for her ability to keep him “medicated.” In the song, he proclaims that “girl my loves gonna last just as long as I’m hiiiiigh.” He also says that “you can trust every word that I say is a lie.” Sadly enough, we all have probably known a co-dependent woman that caters to the drug induced whim of some burn out loser. And that is the point: By helping kids understand these songs are meant to mock those lifestyles, we can aid them as they mature into thinking young adults. These songs then, are good life lessons about what not to be.
So now when I hear the opening guitar plucks of Rehabs hit song, or the funny twang of the Snoop Dogg country knock off, I reach for the radio dial. . . and turn it up. My nine year old boy calls them the “loser songs” and my twelve year old girl and I ponder why people would put themselves in such situations.
Here is a link to the Snoop Dogg song. You’ll love this video!
The Battle Hymn of the Republic

You rarely get a good excuse to post things like this, so I’m taking advantage of Independence Day to do so. This is an inspiring version of the Battle Hymn of the Republic. The Hymn has its roots in the Union camps of the Civil War and draws heavily on imagery from both the Old and New Testaments.
-hat tip to Mo K at Six Degrees of Blondness
Thursday Flashback- The Allman Brothers
Being a Southern Georgia boy, I thought I’d share one of my favorite songs from one of my favorite clients, Midnight Rider from the Allman Brothers. This acoustic version from the early 90′s is one of the best live versions of the song. Enjoy.









