Category Archives: Silliness

Black Duke Students Angry with Research Paper – NOT its Findings!

EPA Fines Gasoline Makers For Not Using Non-Existent Additive! (This Is NOT Fiction!)

‘Only Lincoln, FDR and LBJ were more Awesomer than me’

Life on Planet Looney Tunes: Random Acts of Lunacy

Psychiatrists looking for new ways to control tantrums

Garofalo: Racists Paying Herman Cain to Run for President?

LEFT-WING WACKO REPRESENTS THE WORST OF LIBERAL GROUPTHINK

I would not normally waste my time writing about someone as insignificant as Janeane Garofalo - much less whatever she thinks about anything. However, I couldn’t resist the temptation this time; her latest pathetic theory represents the worst of left-wing faux-intellectualism; it is indicative of how far into the gutter liberalism in America has fallen.

I’m not saying our pal Janeane is nuts – but she makes Bill Maher look rational. Hell, she makes Sheila Jackson Lee look like a race-baiting novice. Al Sharpton couldn’t carry her jockstrap… 

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First Things First California: Pass that Fitted-Sheet Law!

Down with Planes!

Happy Birthday, Dear Leader!

“Happy Birthday to ME, Happy Birthday to ME…”

Just in case you missed Life on Planet Obama or Class Divisions at Obama’s Birthday Bash, the above image says all that needs to be said – or more.

Case closed. Let the festivities begin. Don’t drink too much.

Ding Dong the Witch is Nuts

Meanwhile, Back at the Non-War in Libya: The Crazies are Crazier than Ever!

ZULU SHABAZZ: OBAMA DOESN’T SHOOT WHITE PEOPLE

For your Sunday morning viewing pleasure, I offer a myriad of comments from three of my  favorite crazies: New Black Panthers Leader Malik Zulu Shabazz, Calypso Louie Farrakhan, and former Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney. These are the all-stars.
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The Disingenuous Misadventures of Captain Stimulus and the Unemployment Monster

WHO, ME? WHAT? HUH? WHAT DID I DO? WHAT? WHO? WHAT? ME???

THAT DITCH DOESN’T LOOK SO BAD AFTER ALL, DOES IT?

Every time I write an article on Barack Obama and the sorry state of the economy, I tell myself, “This will be the last one – at least for awhile.” And then? I renege. Why? New unemployment data comes out, our buck-passer-in-chief says something ridiculous, or as luck would have it today – both things happen at the same time. That’s when the fun starts.

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North Korea to Chair UN Disarmament Conference!

AND YOU THOUGHT THE UN COULDN’T GET ANY MORE HYPOCRITICAL?

In the latest blow to its “credibility,” the United Nations has named North Korea (yeah, THAT North Korea) as chair of its DISARMAMENT Conference. (I know, “UN credibility” is oxymoronic.) I can’t help but picture SNL’s Seth Meyers doing this story on Weekend Update. Laughable in its hypocrisy, isn’t it? You can’t make this stuff up folks, seriously.
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Can’t Find the Right Religion? Make One Up!

HUFFPO’S ‘CREATE YOUR OWN RELIGION’ CONTEST

So, you say you’re fed up with the condescending arrogance of those crazy know-it-all Bible Thumpers? And, if you never hear “Allahu Akbar,” “jihad” or “death to the infadels” again, it’ll be too soon? Do “God’s Chosen People” make you want to push yourself into the sea? You’re not alone, my soul-searching, there-must-be-more-to-it friend; take comfort;

Those normally irascible folks at HuffPo have come to your searching-for-something-larger-than-yourself rescue: The Create Your Own Religion contest!
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MRC TV Spoofs Obama ATM Claim With Hilarious Video

OBAMA: ATMS ARE “PART OF THE PROBLEM”

In a post earlier this week, I commented on Barack Obama’s claim that ATMs are partially to blame for the sorry state of the economy. (The other part being GEORGE BUSH.)

As a result of Obama’s ridiculous “logic,” the good folks at Media Research Center put together this spoof video. Things aren’t getting any easier for our beleaguered president.

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Can you spell G-R-A-S-P-I-N-G  A-T  S-T-R-A-W-S?

DANGEROUS, DESPERATE, RELIGIOUS, BIGOTED HATERS!

It’s Liberal Looney Tunes Time!

A VERITABLE CORNUCOPIA OF SILLINESS FROM THE LEFT

It’s once again time for another episode of Liberal Looney Tunes, folks. So kick back – pop a squat – and, as always, wait for your head to explode. It’s only a matter of time.

Let’s check in with our left-wing pals and see what sorts of nonsense they’ve been up to recently, shall we:
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Palin Email Witch Hunt Backfires! OHH NOOO!!!

THE LEFT’S PATHETIC OBSESSION WITH SARAH PALIN IS HYSTERICAL 

Pity the poor “mainstream” media – or the Obama Media Group, as I like to call it. First it was Sarah Palin’s bus tour, and her in-your-face refusal to afford the indignant liberal press the respect they demand of her – as if they deserve it, given the way they have skewered her and her family, including her Down Syndrome son, Trig.

The Obama Media Group’s latest attempt at “gotcha” with Palin has blown up in their sniveling little faces as well. They just can’t seem to win with the imbecile from Wasilla anymore, can they? What are they to do?

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Attack of the Weiner Man

IN HONOR OF WEINER’S BEST WORK HITTING THE WEB TODAY

So – it didn’t take our friend Andrew Breitbart long to find a way to get Weiner’s weenie on the web – and play the victim at the same time, huh? Great work, Andrew. Seriously.

Anyway -being a longtime fan of the Bob and Tom Show – as well as Here Come the Mummies – couldn’t miss the opportunity to send this out in honor of the real Weiner Man.

These guys are exceptional musicians by the way – enjoy!

The Adventures of Pantsuit Woman!

CAN AN ACTION FIGURE BE FAR BEHIND?

Hillary Rodham Clinton. There was a time, in a not-so-distant land, when those three words struck fear in the hearts of good conservatives across the fruited plain. Yes, my fellow Americans, the mere mention of the name “Hillary Rodham Clinton” was enough to send otherwise level-headed Republicans running for the hills – clutching their wallets with all their might.

Fear was in the land.

HillaryCare -a force so sinister in its nature – dare I say -it shook this great nation to its very core. A plan so diabolical in intent – it threatened the survival of this Republic, for which we stand. Only after an epic battle between good and evil, was sanity restored to this place we call America.

My oh my, how times have changed. If Darth Vader can become a good guy in the end, I suppose Hillary Rodham Clinton can too – particularly when you consider the dark forces around her. Spooky stuff indeed.

Political Power: Hillary Clinton, from Bluewater Productions, hits the newsstands today. Oh – and it’s a comic book. Actually, it’s the second Hillary Clinton comic book from Bluewater. (The first of which is displayed above.) The irony is not lost here folks – nor is the myriad of possible plots running through my brain as I write. Pantsuit Woman (my choice of names, in the event that an action figure follows) is just too good to be true.

While the first comic book, “Female Force: Hillary Clinton” focused on Pantsuit Woman’s beginnings – although it failed to reveal what planet she’s from – this issue will focus on the events that led to her rise to power on Planet Obama.

Bluewater writer Jerome Maida says the new comic delves into the behind-the-scenes events that led Pantsuit Woman to take a young Luke Skywalker Barack Obama under her wing – and how she played a crucial role in the ascendancy of Lord Obama. Maida calls it a “fascinating story.”

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Fascinating or not – I think I’ll wait for the movie.

Indiana College: No More Star Spangled Banner

 ’WAR-LIKE’ NATIONAL ANTHEM UNDERMINES ‘PACIFIST IMAGE’

A small Christian college in Goshen, Indiana with ties to the Mennonite Church will no longer play “The Star-Spangled Banner” at sporting events after receiving complaints that the song’s images of war and the military undermined the school’s pacifist message. Read the rest of this entry

Tuesday’s Loony Tunes

FABULOUS FOOLISHNESS FROM OUR FRIENDS ON THE LEFT

It’s Tuesday, (or any other day of the week, for that matter), what better time to check in with our crazy friends on the left and see what they’re up to? They never fail to disappoint, and today’s no exception. So sit back…relax…and wait for your head to explode:

Chris Matthews: Weinergate is wife’s fault? Yep, Chris “I get a thrill up my leg over Obama” Matthews says Weiner’s wife is “partly responsible” for Weinergate. Read the rest of this entry

Calypso Louie’s Back – With the Wrath of God

Meanwhile, Back at the Loony Bin

WEINERGATE!

Meet Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Now it’s Palin’s Bus They’re After

Congratulations, Mr. President!

Now it’s Mishy’s Turn: Staff Turnover Due to Racism?

Saudi Woman Commits Unspeakable Act: Drives Car

Whew! Obama Rules Out Third Term

Your Foreskins Belong To Us

Goats Gone Wild

Chap Hop

Just for fun…

Courtesy of Wired, I’ve discovered a new genre of music–chap hop, which is hip hop reimagined as the pastime of bored English gentlemen. Here’s one of the original works, by Mr. B (aka the Gentleman Rhymer) with his send-up of NWA, “Straight Out of Surrey”:

And the response to it by Professor Elemental:

Carry on.

Stop Insulting Your Companion Animal!

GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT AMERICA!

WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS KIND OF SILLINESS!

From Meredith Jessup comes this obervation:

“We don’t have time for this kind of silliness,” President Obama exclaimed this morning. Forget the birth certificate “distraction” and focus on what’s really important!

Let’s address the budget deficit. Let‘s discuss the three wars we’re fighting. Let’s fly to Chicago to tape an episode of Oprah and then jet to New York for three DNC political fundraising events today!

Phew! Glad we’re all focusing on the ”important” things now…

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Reminds the Rat of the kid who killed his parents, then felt sorry for himself for being an orphan.

Why the Obsession with the British Monarchy?

Could Legalized Marijuana and Prostitution Save Detroit?

OBAMA RECEIVES TRANSPARENCY AWARD BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

Pay attention, Baroness Ashton: ‘Why fewer and fewer Americans take Europe seriously’

European politicians have always been considered something of a joke, and it’s certainly been so the last 60 or so years.  For every Churchill or de Gaulle, you have a van Rumpuy or Baroness Ashton who come off looking embarrassing to the eyes of Americans interested enough to eyeball Euro-politics.

The Daily Mail writes more on the embarrassment that is Baroness Ashton here.

JIHAD COSMO: AL QAEDA LAUNCHES WOMEN’S MAGAZINE

Michael Moore Declares Class Warfare on Oprah Winfrey

The Cult Web Film that Inspired Loughner

Though written from a rather horrid liberal perspective, Michelle Goldberg’s article on Zeitgeist, the piece-of-trash film that inspired Jared Loughner to murder six and nearly kill a Congresswoman should be read.  It is good to shine a light on the kooks who believe in the rubbish hucksters and pseudo-Conservatives like Alex Jones peddle.

Tucson roundup

Some links for you to peruse. I’m done with the topic after this post, except to comment on what my comrades here have to say about things.

Why the Left Lost It – by the Editorial Staff of the Wall Street Journal.
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The hypocrisy of the Left in the face of tragedy

The absolute hatred that spewed forth from the Left for eight long years during the Bush administration can’t even be touched by anything the Right has come forth with in the last two. The Left is awash with hypocrisy if they attempt to lecture conservatives on “toning down the rhetoric.” Such silliness would be sad if it wasn’t so devious and underhanded. Liberals threw out polite political discourse many years ago so I guess we were just all stunned to hear them suddenly clamoring for such a thing this morning. What a shock that they suddenly had a Paul-on-the-road-to-Damascus moment.
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I wish I knew how to quit you…

Excel 2010.  You can check out (files) any time you like, but you can never leave.

Reliving — and denying — an ugly past

Jeff Jacoby wonders, as do I, what in the hell Georgians are thinking in making a big deal about seceding from the Union 150 years ago. It is especially galling since the justification for seceding was the support of slavery. Jacoby states:

It was actually Georgia’s “Declaration of Causes,’’ a 3,300-word justification of secession approved 10 days after the adoption of the ordinance, that damned Abraham Lincoln’s Republican Party for its anti-slavery convictions. Secessionists in the Deep South made no bones about the fact that the threat posed to slavery by the incoming Lincoln administration was what fueled their decision to quit the Union. Yet in recent generations, innumerable Southerners have insisted that the preservation of slavery was not why the Confederacy was formed.

What on earth are they smoking over there? Let an ugly decision die. The South will never rise again, no matter how many fans of the plantation system chatter for it.

Come Sit On Satan’s Lap

One of my favorite guilty pleasures for years has been *V the K’s “Caption This!” blog.

Here’s his most recent post:


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The TSA’s War On Breast Milk

This is what a serf looks like and how a cowed subject is treated. Not how a free and sovereign citizen should be dealt with. Shame on the idiots that continue to allow these daily outrages and pathetic dog and pony shows to continue. I sure feel safer, don’t you? This is the difference between looking for a terrorist and looking for ‘objects’ while completely throwing any sense of decency and logic out the window.

The Palin Follies

It looks like people want to see more about Sarah Palin’s personal life. Unfortunately the scandal du jour involves her daughters being baited into an inflammatory Facebook dialogue in which they act like…teens! TMZ is trying to characterize this as homophobia. If you visit their site beware that it tries to take over your browser (go there now). The facebook dialogue sounds so much like a couple of girls from up here in the Rockies that I can barely detect anything but typical teenageness (yep, I made that word up–feel free to use it!).

No, America, Bristol and Willow are not ready to be media consultants. They are ready to go to school. Sadly the kids of a politician are always enrolled in the school of hard knocks when their parent submits a candidate filing.

A Breakthrough in Medicine Long Overdue

Ladies and Gentlemen, we could be witnessing THE medical breakthrough of the century.

When you find the source, the cure can’t be far behind.

Details here.

A clear winner, er favorite, er candidate has emerged…

After a long time away, I too am beginning to see the light at the end of the tunnel – the difference this time is that I have hope that it is not the train.

Reading up on the latest events I came across this incredibly fair and balanced approach to the recent debate between Christine O’Donnell and the other guy.  Is it just me, or does Christine O’Donnell sound like she’s about to cry every time she says something… Is there anything better than stating facts and slamming an opponent all while sounding like you are about to break down?

Check out the story that intrigued me after the jump…

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Lateral FAIL: Dallas Cowboys at Minnesota Vikings

I saw this live yesterday and have been looking for the videoclip of this last desperate attempt ever since. I was surprised they not only didn’t show an instant replay, but they didn’t mention it on “The OT” show immediately following the game. I knew it contained at least six laterals, and was amazed that all but the last was caught.

But I did not remain disappointed for long, as someone finally posted it on YouTube, complete with the “Benny Hill” treatment it so richly deserved.

Sex Education, Social Engineering, Progressive Politics And The Rainbow Agenda

I personally home schooled my daughter through 7th grade and my son through 6th. She is positioned to be the valedictorian of her school next year and hopes to go into law or medicine. As an 11th grader, she claims to be the ONLY virgin she knows of in her entire high school (of over 1000 students). Her 8th grade brother is an honor student taking both regular and advanced classes despite profound dyslexia. He, too, is proud to be a virgin. Referring to his classmates, he says “most of them” are sexually active. What difference did an abstinence-based (home schooling) curriculum make in their lives? I believe it made all the difference! By far the best place to give children a healthy understanding of the proper role of sex in their lives is in their own homes.
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Alaska gored by a RINO

Sen. Lisa Murkowski mounting write-in bid for Senate

U.S. Sen. Lisa Murkowski says she’ll mount a write-in campaign in Alaska in an effort to hold onto her seat after last month’s stunning Republican primary loss to Joe Miller. Murkowski made her announcement Friday evening at a rally in Anchorage while surrounded by supporters chanting: “Run, Lisa, Run!”

This falls under the category of “are you kidding me?”. Followed by “are you serious?” and, cue the sarcasm, “good luck with that.” People don’t know how to be good losers anymore and I guess the days of crossing over the aisle to shake your opponents hand after they beat you fair and square has gone the way of opening the door for ladies and the Roman Empire. Every shrill voice who has screeched about how O’Donnell endangers the GOP takeover of the Senate should now be equally shrill about how Murkowski now endangers that same goal. But they won’t, because it is a one way street to attack those who dare to not hurrah abortion, cheerlead the homosexual agenda, or otherwise imprudent enough to mention the word “constitutional.”

I can tell you one thing. This is not going to be your usual boring mid-term election. There is a surprise every day and it gets weirder all the time.

Helena Sex Ed Curriculum (barely) Revised…

Helena, MT (ConClub) – The Helena School District’s feeble attempts to quell widespread public opposition to teaching a gay activist/liberal/progressive sex-ed program beginning in kindergarten and including homosexuality from the outset, represent too little in the way of real, substantive change. Thus, they have categorically failed to impress what turned out to be a small army of local critics here. A well attended meeting hosted by Helena Youth Advocates (HYA), a grassroots organization comprised largely of concerned parents was held at the Public Library this evening. As well as vocal parents, it appeared to include opposition activists, politicians and even one teacher (who wishes to remain anonymous for obvious reasons).
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Modnar stuff

Just some bizarreness that was emailed to me today, but may likely go viral. Well, the Giant Squirrel-riding Chewbacca shooting at Nazis (with a crossbow, don’t forget), anyway.
I need to make that my new wallpaper.
(Oh, lord. I sound like Mr. Mo.)

Plus, Jane Austin’s Fight Club.

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