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Obama’s Own Defense Secretary Says Military Cuts Will Create Risks

Will the Dawg Pound Give Way to the Homeless Herd?

CBO Report: Obamacare-like Programs Don’t Reduce Healthcare Costs

Black Duke Students Angry with Research Paper – NOT its Findings!

Dave’s Quote of the Day

Final Six Months of ObamaCare Waivers: 88% Cover Union Members!

Hospitable Hospitals Housing Illegal Guests in the Big Apple

‘Only Lincoln, FDR and LBJ were more Awesomer than me’

Quote of the Day

From James Taranto’s “Best of the Web”:

Fox News, meanwhile, reports on an effort to push nanny-statism even further: “Gov. Dan Malloy has declared Thursday ‘Diaper Need Awareness Day’ as part of a campaign by The Nutmeg State to pressure Washington into providing free diapers to low-income families.” Rep. Rosa DeLauro, like Malloy a Connecticut Democrat, is pushing legislation that “would allow Uncle Sam to . . . provide funding for diapers and diaper supplies.”

Maybe Obama should take it one step further and ask Congress to create a new cabinet-level Department of Infant Care to provide free diapers to all Americans. (Would that include the elderly? Depends.) It would certainly resonate with his 2008 campaign theme of “change.”

Al-Qaeda Says Al-Alawki Killing Violates U.S. Law

Seriously, THIS is War – extra Danish tax on saturated fat

Your Govt. Couldn’t Be THAT Stupid–Could It?

Govt Must Make Sure We Eat Right–Sec. of Agriculture

“Too Much Democracy” in Germany?

The Sex Life of the Prophet: How Embarrassing!

The Sex Life of the Prophet: How Embarrassing!.

I was wrong. Ann Barnhardt is onto something concerning pedophelia & child rape in the Muslim world. Personally, I would be red-cheeked if Jesus ever did these things:  read more..

 

Obama: Lincoln-Reagan Comparison? Hell No; Welcome Back, Carter!

Should Ugly People be Protected by Affirmative Action?

Captain Disaster Takes Charge at Hurricane Command Central

Say it isn’t so.

Garofalo: Racists Paying Herman Cain to Run for President?

LEFT-WING WACKO REPRESENTS THE WORST OF LIBERAL GROUPTHINK

I would not normally waste my time writing about someone as insignificant as Janeane Garofalo - much less whatever she thinks about anything. However, I couldn’t resist the temptation this time; her latest pathetic theory represents the worst of left-wing faux-intellectualism; it is indicative of how far into the gutter liberalism in America has fallen.

I’m not saying our pal Janeane is nuts – but she makes Bill Maher look rational. Hell, she makes Sheila Jackson Lee look like a race-baiting novice. Al Sharpton couldn’t carry her jockstrap… 

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Will Aliens Destroy Mankind Over Global Warming?

NASA WARNS OF PREEMPTIVE STRIKE; AT LEAST AL GORE WOULD BE HAPPY
Acting on a tip from Al Gore, aliens destroy humanity

Al Gore may finally get his wish after all. A recent report from NASA warns that aliens may launch a preemptive strike against mankind if we fail to reduce greenhouse gases, which the report suggests might just be cause enough for ET to go all Armageddon on us.

What the hell has Barack Obama done to NASA this time? (In 2010, Captain Awesome redefined the space agency’s mission as “reaching out to the Muslim world.“) 

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First Things First California: Pass that Fitted-Sheet Law!

Down with Planes!

An In-depth Analysis of Lieberman’s Cybersecurity Bill 2011: Giving Birth to Big Brother

An In-depth Analysis of Lieberman’s Cybersecurity Bill 2011: Giving Birth to Big Brother.

After reading the revamped Cyber Security Bill 2011 sponsored by Joe Lieberman (co-sponsored by Senators Rockefeller*, Snowe, Collins, Lieberman & Carper) , shock and anger quickly set in. While the nation has been watching endless news stories about our congressmen quibbling over a measly two trillion dollars, Senator Lieberman has been silently slipping the most treacherous, deceitful & manipulative bill ever created through the Senate. When Lieberman, chairman of the Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs (SCHSGA), first proposed the earlier version of the bill (Protecting Cyberspace as a National Asset Act of 2010, S.3480), critics slammed him and it for being too broad in scope and for including a ‘kill switch’ for the Internet- so reminiscent of Hosni Mubarak’s during the Egyptian uprising. Lieberman blithely brushed criticism aside, rejected the idea of a ‘kill switch’ and claimed that… continue reading…

Happy Birthday, Dear Leader!

“Happy Birthday to ME, Happy Birthday to ME…”

Just in case you missed Life on Planet Obama or Class Divisions at Obama’s Birthday Bash, the above image says all that needs to be said – or more.

Case closed. Let the festivities begin. Don’t drink too much.

Ding Dong the Witch is Nuts

Feeling the sting of debt…

If you haven’t seen it yet, give it a chance… Jon Stewart on Armadebton 2011 and President Obama’s speech to the nation…

http://www.hulu.com/watch/262489/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-armadebtdon-2011-call-congress

A Veritable Cornucopia of Nonsense


From time to time, the real nonsense of the day – budget talks, presidential campaigns, wars and baby killers – wears me out, which presents a dilemma; as a compulsive blogger, I still have the need to write about something.

That’s when I usually snoop around a bit, and sure enough; there’s plenty of nonsense g going on out there to fill 100 posts. At that point, it’s just about triage. Today’s haul:
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Medical Apps Are FDA’s Next Target

Today’s daily digest had two articles presenting the FDA’s case that regulating medical apps is a good idea and they should do this. They can be found here and here.

Since the FDA routinely approves drugs that have to be recalled due to patient deaths – this is stuff that goes in the body and is digested – and allows the seed producers of genetically modified grains such as soybeans (that would be Monsanto) to police themselves and does not require animal testing on the crops even when genes are added to the seed – also, something that is digested – what makes FDA officials think that regulating mobile medical apps is a trustworthy endeavor for them?
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Ready for a Medical Marijuana Reality Show?

DISCOVERY CHANNEL’S ‘WEED WARS’ – IT’S TIME TO GET STOKED!

Discovery Channel is set to launch Weed Wars this fall, where cameras follow the day-   t to-day goings-on of a pot-reform activist. The program features Steve DeAngelo, owner of Harborside Health Center, which serves medical marijuana to 80,000 “clients.”
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Comics Books for Kids from those Madcaps of Al-Qaeda!

MORE FUN FROM THE CREATORS OF ‘JIHAD COSMO’ 

Several months ago, I posted an article entitled Jihad Cosmo: al Qaeda Launches Women’s Magazine, which several readers incorrectly believed to be satire. The   magazine was real, (although the name Jihad Cosmo was not), as were the stories I highlighted – which made it all the more hysterical. Well folks, AQ’s back with more.
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Obama Says Increase in Unemployment Rate Proves Stimulus Worked!

HUH?

QUESTION: Can an increase in the unemployment   rate be viewed as positive proof that Barack Obama’s “stimulus” package has worked? 

ANSWER: Of course it can. On Planet Obama, that is. Just three days after the Labor Department announced that unemployment rose to 9.2% in June, Obama said that the loss of more jobs proved that his $830 billion “stimulus” plan worked.

“Now, without re-litigating the past, I am absolutely convinced and the vast majority of economists are convinced that the steps we took in the recovery act saved millions of people their jobs, or created a whole bunch of jobs. And, part of the evidence of that, as you see instances of the recovery act phasing out.” 
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If We Eat Our Peas, is Liver and Onions Right Around the Corner?

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR PRESIDENT?

Make no mistake, folks; Barack Obama is in the fight of his political life. Think about it: Here’s a leftist politician who never saw a dollar (someone else’s or borrowed) that he couldn’t spend – er, sorry – “invest.” And now he wants the “largest (deficit-reduction) deal” possible? Are you kidding me? It’s not even April Fool’s Day.
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Meanwhile, Back at the White House…

UNEMPLOYMENT RISES TO 9.2%; HIRING AT A STANDSTILL

Today’s unemployment rate is bad news for the Obama Administration and American workers alike. Hiring slowed to a near-standstill last month, as employers added the f fewest number of jobs in nine months. Oh – and the unemployment rate rose to 9.2%.
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Can’t Find the Right Religion? Make One Up!

HUFFPO’S ‘CREATE YOUR OWN RELIGION’ CONTEST

So, you say you’re fed up with the condescending arrogance of those crazy know-it-all Bible Thumpers? And, if you never hear “Allahu Akbar,” “jihad” or “death to the infadels” again, it’ll be too soon? Do “God’s Chosen People” make you want to push yourself into the sea? You’re not alone, my soul-searching, there-must-be-more-to-it friend; take comfort;

Those normally irascible folks at HuffPo have come to your searching-for-something-larger-than-yourself rescue: The Create Your Own Religion contest!
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Hey Oregon, Here’s a Less ‘Divisive’ Pledge of Allegiance!

PERHAPS SOMETHING MORE COMMUNAL WOULD DO THE TRICK

“I pledge allegiance – to the flag – of the United States of America. And to the republic – for which it stands – one nation – under God – indivisible – with liberty and justice  for all.” 

Just when I start to believe I’ve read all there is to read on this nonsense – I run across another story that blows my mind. Believe it or not, the mayor and city council of Eugene, Oregon have decided to refrain from reciting the Pledge of Allegiance at the beginning of their bi-monthly meetings.  The reason? The Pledge of Allegiance to the United States of America is too “divisive.” Think about that for a moment, and roll it around in your brain:
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The Left Celebrates Gay Marriage in New York: Most of America? Not so Much

A RATHER TIMELY POST FROM A FELLOW-SCRIBE AT RED COUNTY

While liberals and their sock puppets in the media may be celebrating New York’s new gay marriage law, a clear majority of Americans are not. Don’t tell anyone though, we’re not supposed to know. It’s kinda like that whole separation of church and state thing: HUSH!

Since the mid-1980s, activist groups have engaged in a concerted effort to impose acceptance of homosexual behavior on the American people. The goal has been to overwhelm the American psyche with a seemingly ubiquitous cultural conversation about the subject and a precise, predetermined portrayal of those who engage in homosexual behavior as happy and carefree (a.k.a. “gay”) in movies and on television. Through these and other means, millions upon hundreds of millions of dollars have been spent to propagandize Americans and persuade us that homosexual behavior is normal and that opposition to it is antiquated and indicative of ignorance, rather than intelligence.

Click Red County for the remainder of the article.

Liberals: Gay Marriage, Gay Adoption, Late Term Abortion, Search & ‘Seizure’ of Cell Phones= Just Honky Dory!

Liberals: Gay Marriage, Gay Adoption, Late Term Abortion & Search & ‘Seizure’ of Cell Phones= Just Hondy Dory!.

If you are uninitiated, this might seem a little illogical. Liberals advocating extreme freedom from decency (gay marriage, gay adoption, killing of viable fetuses) and yet, allowing the Man into people’s private data. But for those in the know, we understand the plan very well. read on..

Corruption at the White House, Treasury Department & GM!

Corruption at the White House, Treasury Department & GM!

Obama Checks Out 'His' New GM Volt

The Republican led House is leveling a scathing accusation directly at the White House, President Obama and the Treasury Department led by Tim Geithner for base corruption in the GM bailout. Emails have surfaced that.. read more..

The Going Price for the President’s Ear: $35,800

The Going Price for the President’s Ear: $35,800.

The Presidency is officially for sale.

Remember when Obama promised to use the measly Federal Government Campaign funds for his 2008?  Read more..

Taking Advantage of the Onslaught in the Patent Office

What Does Separation of Church & State Really Mean?

What Does Separation of Church & State Really Mean?

There is NO SUCH THING as the “Separation of Church & State”… read on..

Obama Needs to Be Impeached

Obama Needs to Be Impeached.

Read why..

I Created 2.1 Million Jobs and the Cow Jumped Over the Moon

OBAMA REGIME EDITS LAUGHTER OUT OF TRANSCRIPT

At a Monday evening fundraiser, Barack Obama claimed that his administration has created 2.1 million jobs under his “stimulus” plan - and DNC donors laughed out loud.

“Over the last 15 months we’ve created over 2.1 million private sector jobs.” (Laughter)  

BWAHAHA! 

Here’s this morning’s official press release from the White House:
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Never Mind the Lab-Grown Organs, What About that Cheeseburger?

AT LEAST WE’D ELIMINATE COW FLATULENCE

I once heard a comedian reason that if God didn’t want us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of meat. So – if God wants us to eat meat, surely he doesn’t expect us to make it in the lab, right? The reduction of cow flatulence, you say? Bring on the farts.
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MRC TV Spoofs Obama ATM Claim With Hilarious Video

OBAMA: ATMS ARE “PART OF THE PROBLEM”

In a post earlier this week, I commented on Barack Obama’s claim that ATMs are partially to blame for the sorry state of the economy. (The other part being GEORGE BUSH.)

As a result of Obama’s ridiculous “logic,” the good folks at Media Research Center put together this spoof video. Things aren’t getting any easier for our beleaguered president.

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Can you spell G-R-A-S-P-I-N-G  A-T  S-T-R-A-W-S?

DANGEROUS, DESPERATE, RELIGIOUS, BIGOTED HATERS!

Well, at least this partially explains my absence from this blog

Not only the Sunday evening event, but just getting the house ready for sale since last fall. Since spring we’ve been super-busy with the listing of the house and packing up.

Anyway, on to the real subject of this post.

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Brother, Can You Spare a Job?

TOP OBAMA DONORS GET PERKS AND PLUM GOVERNMENT POSITIONS

Telecom’s Donald H. Gips raised more than $500,000 to help finance his friend Barack Obama’s presidential campaign. Following the election, Gips was the man in charge of hiring in the Obama White House, placing loyalists and fundraisers in many key positions.
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It’s Liberal Looney Tunes Time!

A VERITABLE CORNUCOPIA OF SILLINESS FROM THE LEFT

It’s once again time for another episode of Liberal Looney Tunes, folks. So kick back – pop a squat – and, as always, wait for your head to explode. It’s only a matter of time.

Let’s check in with our left-wing pals and see what sorts of nonsense they’ve been up to recently, shall we:
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Palin Email Witch Hunt Backfires! OHH NOOO!!!

THE LEFT’S PATHETIC OBSESSION WITH SARAH PALIN IS HYSTERICAL 

Pity the poor “mainstream” media – or the Obama Media Group, as I like to call it. First it was Sarah Palin’s bus tour, and her in-your-face refusal to afford the indignant liberal press the respect they demand of her – as if they deserve it, given the way they have skewered her and her family, including her Down Syndrome son, Trig.

The Obama Media Group’s latest attempt at “gotcha” with Palin has blown up in their sniveling little faces as well. They just can’t seem to win with the imbecile from Wasilla anymore, can they? What are they to do?

This kind of treatment by Sarah Palin is more than the arrogant media can bear. What a terrible meanie she has become. Read the rest of this entry

Why is Obama Campaigning in Puerto Rico When it Can’t Vote for President? (Wink-Wink)

Mexico Files Brief in U.S. Court: Utah Immigration Law Could ‘Strain Relations’

MEXICO LEADS LATIN COUNTRIES IN SUPPORT OF ACLU LAWSUIT

COJONES. The Spanish word of the day? Nope. Guess again. It’s what it takes – large ones – for Mexico and 13 other Latin American countries to file motions in U.S. federal court expressing opposition to Utah’s new illegal immigration enforcement law. Read the rest of this entry

The Adventures of Pantsuit Woman!

CAN AN ACTION FIGURE BE FAR BEHIND?

Hillary Rodham Clinton. There was a time, in a not-so-distant land, when those three words struck fear in the hearts of good conservatives across the fruited plain. Yes, my fellow Americans, the mere mention of the name “Hillary Rodham Clinton” was enough to send otherwise level-headed Republicans running for the hills – clutching their wallets with all their might.

Fear was in the land.

HillaryCare -a force so sinister in its nature – dare I say -it shook this great nation to its very core. A plan so diabolical in intent – it threatened the survival of this Republic, for which we stand. Only after an epic battle between good and evil, was sanity restored to this place we call America.

My oh my, how times have changed. If Darth Vader can become a good guy in the end, I suppose Hillary Rodham Clinton can too – particularly when you consider the dark forces around her. Spooky stuff indeed.

Political Power: Hillary Clinton, from Bluewater Productions, hits the newsstands today. Oh – and it’s a comic book. Actually, it’s the second Hillary Clinton comic book from Bluewater. (The first of which is displayed above.) The irony is not lost here folks – nor is the myriad of possible plots running through my brain as I write. Pantsuit Woman (my choice of names, in the event that an action figure follows) is just too good to be true.

While the first comic book, “Female Force: Hillary Clinton” focused on Pantsuit Woman’s beginnings – although it failed to reveal what planet she’s from – this issue will focus on the events that led to her rise to power on Planet Obama.

Bluewater writer Jerome Maida says the new comic delves into the behind-the-scenes events that led Pantsuit Woman to take a young Luke Skywalker Barack Obama under her wing – and how she played a crucial role in the ascendancy of Lord Obama. Maida calls it a “fascinating story.”

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Fascinating or not – I think I’ll wait for the movie.

Indiana College: No More Star Spangled Banner

 ’WAR-LIKE’ NATIONAL ANTHEM UNDERMINES ‘PACIFIST IMAGE’

A small Christian college in Goshen, Indiana with ties to the Mennonite Church will no longer play “The Star-Spangled Banner” at sporting events after receiving complaints that the song’s images of war and the military undermined the school’s pacifist message. Read the rest of this entry

Tuesday’s Loony Tunes

FABULOUS FOOLISHNESS FROM OUR FRIENDS ON THE LEFT

It’s Tuesday, (or any other day of the week, for that matter), what better time to check in with our crazy friends on the left and see what they’re up to? They never fail to disappoint, and today’s no exception. So sit back…relax…and wait for your head to explode:

Chris Matthews: Weinergate is wife’s fault? Yep, Chris “I get a thrill up my leg over Obama” Matthews says Weiner’s wife is “partly responsible” for Weinergate. Read the rest of this entry

Obama Adviser: Private Sector is Key to Economic Recovery

THEY’RE JUST MESSING WITH US, RIGHT?

Austan Goolsbee, chairman of the  president’s Council of Economic Advisers, said this morning that the Obama Administration is shifting focus from its “rescue phase” to”trying to leverage the private sector” as the key element of economic recovery. (Obama’s “rescue phase” has not been dissimilar to a baby elephant being “rescued” by a pack of hungry lions.)

What? Was he serious? Has Barack Obama secretly quit the Democratic party with plans of running for reelection as a Republican? Unless he’s just messing with us, would it have been too much to ask him to come to this conclusion – oh, say a couple of trillion dollars or so ago? Read the rest of this entry

A Bit of Reverse Logic for our Tolerant Muslim Friends

USDA Food Plate is Making US Hungry

Meanwhile, Back at the Loony Bin

WEINERGATE!

Meet Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Now it’s Palin’s Bus They’re After

NLRB Okays Striking Union’s Use of Inflatable Rats

Environmental Terrorism: Please Don’t Take My Lightbulb Away!

Well, Ray, There’s More to Sundays than Football

Taking Preparedness to a whole new level.

It’s official.  From the CDC.  Get your official zombie preparation kit here.  And never let a good catastrophe opportunity go to waste.

Whew! Obama Rules Out Third Term

Your Foreskins Belong To Us

IT’S RAMBAMBA!

Bin Laden’s Son: My Father’s Death Was Criminal

Of Sorcerers and Magicians: The Lunacy in Iran

Does Obama Want to Tax You by the Mile?

KILLING BIN LADEN AND THE ARROGANCE OF THE BOY KING

NATO on defensive over strikes close to Gadhafi

NATO have given a picture-perfect representation as to why they cannot and should never have been trusted in leading air raids against Libyan leader Muammar Gadhafi’s government.

That they would begin to cower from people like China, Russia and Brazil (the first two are utter Human Rights abusers, and in Brazil, they indigenous community may have some unflattering words for the central government in Brasilia) shows that they have neither the spine nor the stomach to finish off Gadhafi.

It is far better that they pack their bags and go home rather than try to impress fellow Euro-weenies and play soldier.

Stop Insulting Your Companion Animal!

DEMOCRATS STRIP UNIONS OF BARGAINING RIGHTS

Could Legalized Marijuana and Prostitution Save Detroit?

Oops. Sorry – my bad – didn’t see you there…

Ladies and gentlemen, in the unlikely event that we should lose cabin pressure, brace for impact.

 

Nancy Pelosi: “Elections Shouldn’t Matter as Much as They Do”

Barrack Hussein Obama: Profiles in Courage

In a courageous display of leadership reminiscent of John F. Kennedy’s dramatic 1961 commitment to “land a man on the moon and return him safely to Earth before the end of this decade,” President Barrack Hussein Obama will lay out new plans this week to reduce the federal deficit in part by seeking cuts to government programs.

Huh?

In related news, the White House also announced that in the coming weeks, Obama will warn Japan of the potential danger to its nuclear plants in the event of an earthquake, sweeten Chicago’s bid to host the 2016 Summer Olympic Games, and lock the barn door after the horse has bolted.

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You’re messin’ with the Rat, right?

Is a government “shutdown” the end of the world as we know it?

Time Magazine Editor: Burning the Koran is Worse than Burning the Bible

GoDaddy CEO Tramples Company’s Public Image

GoDaddy hosts my other sites.  If Bob Parsons riles up animal-rights extremists, he’s okay in my book.

It’s what’s for dinner

OBAMA RECEIVES TRANSPARENCY AWARD BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

Mideast Nonsense: Can We Start Being Honest?

From Cal Thomas over at Real Clear Politics:

If there were an award for stating the obvious when it comes to the Middle East, it would go to the New York Times. On its front page last Friday, the newspaper ran a story headlined, “Islamist Group is Rising Force in New Egypt.”

What group would that be? Why, the Muslim Brotherhood, of course. We have been repeatedly assured by certain pundits and members of the Obama administration that the Brotherhood are a small minority with no major influence in Egypt.

Read the rest of the article here.  The NYT are shockingly ignorant sometimes.

WHITE HOUSE: OBAMA TRIGGERED LIBYAN UPRISING

Robertson: This allegation is outrageous and it’s absolutely hypocritical

Hypocritical?  The same organization who lied about ties to Saddam Hussein in order to maintain a bureau office in Baghdad?  Nah!

I’m very curious to see how this play out.  Will Nic Robertson and CNN be vindicated, or have they been outed as tools of a dictator?  Time well tell.

THINGS ARE FINE AND DANDY ON PLANET OBAMA

Pay attention, Baroness Ashton: ‘Why fewer and fewer Americans take Europe seriously’

European politicians have always been considered something of a joke, and it’s certainly been so the last 60 or so years.  For every Churchill or de Gaulle, you have a van Rumpuy or Baroness Ashton who come off looking embarrassing to the eyes of Americans interested enough to eyeball Euro-politics.

The Daily Mail writes more on the embarrassment that is Baroness Ashton here.

JIHAD COSMO: AL QAEDA LAUNCHES WOMEN’S MAGAZINE

Michael Moore Declares Class Warfare on Oprah Winfrey

DAILY KOS AND SEIU ANNOUNCE “PUBLIC OPINION POLLING” PARTNERSHIP. REALLY? YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP.

Jesse Jackson Jr: Constitution Should Guarantee iPods and Laptops for Ghetto Kids

“DECENT” HOMES AND MEDICAL CARE SHOULD BE “RIGHTS” AS WELL

Is it midnight Jesse, or did everyone else head for the exits?

I often comment that when it comes to the left, there is no amount of ineptitude, irrationality, absurdity, idiocy, silliness, gall, or bull crap that surprises me anymore.

I stand corrected.

Jesse Jackson Jr. says that the Constitution of the United States of America should guarantee every “ghetto or barrio” student the right to an iPod and a laptop.

Seriously, you can’t make this stuff up.

It appears that he either made these comments on the House Floor at midnight, or everyone else got an advance copy of his speech and headed for the exits. I bet the lone guy who stayed behind was praying that he wasn’t in the video.

Considering Junior’s lineage, should we be surprised?

Dave’s article round up – weekend edition

1st Amendment protects military funeral protesters

Scum they may be, but the 1st Amendment is there to protect trash like this.  One never knows when that trash may be you.

OBAMA BRINGS THE HAMMER DOWN ON GADHAFI

Saying that Muammar Gadhafi “has lost   the confidence of his people,” (ya think?)   the White House announced “sweeping     unilateral sanctions” against the dictator’s regime today. Obama’s press secretary,    Jay Carney explained that the following “crippling measures” will go into effect “more or less” immediately:

Gadhafi must refrain from blaming the United States and al Qaeda for the Libyan uprising IN THE SAME SENTENCE. Beginning immediately, the colonel must only accuse one or the other at a time. Carney explained that since left-wing pundits have started to refer to Obama as an “Arabist,” the continued linkage of America and al Qaeda by Gadhafi has become “very problematic” for the president’s relationship with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Gadhafi must immediately cease using fighter jets to conduct air strikes against protesters. The White House warned that “collateral damage” which may be caused by pilots ejecting from their planes (rather than obeying orders to strafe innocent civilians) could endanger the Libyan ecosystem. Carney said that Libyan jets will still be allowed to “fly low and scare people” as long as pilots are not ordered to fire their weapons. In a concession to Gadhafi, a maximum of two helicopter gunships may be used per protest, as long as weaponry is limited to machine guns vs. rockets or cluster bombs. Carney indicated that this was a “hard-fought compromise,” of which the president is “particularly proud.”

Gadhafi must immediately retract the statement he made to the UN General Assembly: “We are content and happy if Obama can stay forever as president of the United States.” While promising that Gadhafi and Obama “can remain pals discretely,” Carney explained that the president’s other pals, the Muslim Brotherhood have complained that they find the president’s relationship with Muammar “off-putting.”

Gadhafi will no longer be allowed to blow up American airliners. Violation of this sanction will result in a “stern warning” from Obama NOT to do it again, which will come nine days after a “protracted period of international deliberation in an effort to exhaust all other options” before blaming Gadhafi directly.

Carney further warned that if Gadhafi violates “two or more” of these sanctions, Obama would have no other choice than to beg the United Nations and the European Union to say “nana nana boo boo” to the colonel on live television. In a final concession to the Libyan strongman, the press secretary explained that the president will give Muammar a 180-day “grace period” to “carefully weigh the gravity of these crippling sanctions” before he stops murdering the people of Libya.

Invoking Hitler


In the past three years I have seen more comments comparing political statesmen to Adolf Hitler than I can count. For a split second I asked myself why, but then remembered an article I read almost 13 years ago that has stayed with me – and with the internet (on it’s original page, no less) to this day. The article was entitled “How to Argue Effectively” and can be found here .

What’s interesting to me is that invoking hitler is mentioned – but it is mentioned as the last resort, the big guns, the end all, be all finisher of arguments. And while the article itself may be satirical in nature, it is evident to me that the latest round of comparisons to Hitler is just that – a last ditch effort at winning an argument destined to fail.

Thanks to I Can Has Cheeseburgers for the pic…

Defiant Student quote of the day

Like Socrates, I am often accused of corrupting minds – in this case though it’s generally older minds, not younger – as I adjunct teach a computer class at a local university.  Part of the final exam includes a “what I have learned” portion.  It is by far my favorite part of the class for many reasons.  Quotes like this are just one.

The last part of our class was about how to use Power Point. I have never used Power Point before but I think I will defiantly use it in the future.

Defiant use of power point is what I am all about people.  Bring the defiance.  Of course, if they were really defiant, they wouldn’t be using Power Point at all, but that’s another story.

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