Feb 24
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FROM OBAMA APOLOGIES TO JOHN EDWARDS SEX TAPES: THE LOONS COME OUT IN FULL FORCE Triage was extremely difficult this week, folks – damn near impossible. That nagging feeling of “so much material, so little time” ate at the Rat’s semi-consciousness in the wee hours of the morning. Unable to sleep, he was up bright and early [...]
Feb 22
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SHARPTON RESPONDS TO FRANKLIN GRAHAM WITH BIZARRE DEFINITION OF ‘REAL CHRISTIANS’ Let me begin with a news flash: In an inexplicable sort of irrational way, I like Al Sharpton. Seriously. The dude says and does the most ridiculous, outlandish things; he never misses an opportunity to make a fool out of himself – but he’s [...]
Feb 18
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FROM OBAMA’S COJONES TO MUSLIM BIKINIS AND BURKAS: WHAT MORE COULD WE ASK FOR? The Rat is off on a much-needed weekend adventure. But before he left – he couldn’t resist leaving behind a few of his favorite Rat Droppings from Planet Looney Tunes. As is usually the case, his only problem was winnowing the [...]
Feb 4
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IOWA STUDENTS BEING TAUGHT THE VIRTUES OF COMMUNISM OVER CAPITALISM Students at Des Moines, Iowa’s Roosevelt High School have been learning about the Cold War this semester. Having been somewhat of a student of the Soviet Union, I found myself a bit confused when I ran across the above illustration – which was included in [...]
Jan 30
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OBAMA’S HYPOCRISY CONTINUES WHILE HIS MINIONS CONTINUE TO SWILL THE KOOL-AID Let’s begin with a question for all the Kool-Aid-drinking proletariat of the Obama Regime: Are you familiar with Agent Provocateur? (No) Let’s pretend you are familiar with it; have you ever shopped there? (No) Given that you’ve never heard of it, what do you think the chances are that [...]
Jan 27
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PANETTA SAYS CUTS WILL HURT ‘AMERICA’S CAPABILITY TO RESPOND’ TO THREATS Politics? Nope. Feisty rhetoric from a Republican presidential candidates debate? Uh uh. Admissions from Barack Obama’s own Secretary of Defense? Yep. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta said today that the cuts in defense proposed by Mr. Obama will create “risks” in America’s “capability to respond” to threats. “The risks come with [...]
Jan 26
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FLORIDA PROPOSAL WOULD FORCE TEAMS TO HOUSE THE HOMELESS IN STADIUMS The Cleveland Browns Dawg Pound? Yep, love it. The Washington Redskins Hogettes? Uh huh, part of NFL Football lore. The Florida Homeless Herd? Are you kidding me? No way. A pair of bills making their way through the Florida legislature could have Florida homeless people sleeping on the [...]
Jan 14
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The fabulous Pied Piper is materializing in Washington D.C. which, thinking about it, is a place full enough of fairy tales that one coming to life there doesn’t seem quite as unlikely as it might elsewhere. Pied Occupy Leading D.C. Rats To Virginia? tells the story. As with all fables, you are only asked to enjoy, [...]
Jan 10
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WILL THE NATIONAL NIGHTMARE CONTINUE FOR FOUR MORE YEARS? In a New Year’s poll conducted for U.S. News & World Report, when Americans were asked to name the news event they most fear happening in 2012, the number one answer – by a margin of two-to-one – was the reelection of Barack Hussein Obama. While 33% of those polled said four [...]
Jan 2
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FROM PHALLIC-SHAPED FRUIT TO NECROPHELIA: DON’T YOU JUST LOVE FATWAS? One of my favorite parts of the end of a year and the beginning of a new one is the endless list of “lists” that abounds: “bests,” worsts,” “sexiest,” “most influential” and of course, “dead.” Particularly satisfying in 2011 was GQ’s 25 Least Influential People Alive, [...]
Dec 30
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FROM HOTLINES FOR ILLEGALS TO NIKES AND PEPPER SPRAY: IT’S BUSINESS AS USUAL Obama Regime launches free hotline for suspected illegal aliens. Fear not, busted illegals – Barack Obama is coming to your rescue! Yes, el presidente – who famously fought off evil Republicans and their diabolical plans for moats full of alligators on your pathetic [...]
Dec 17
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PELOSI, ATHEISTS, JESSE JACKSON, OWS LOONS – CAN IT GET ANY BETTER? It’s that time again folks. While the Rat had a difficult time triaging liberal lunacies this week, when you have Nancy Pelosi talking jobs and atheists bursting into flames over Christmas, how can you miss? Do “Christmas atheists” warm the cockles of your [...]
Dec 12
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THERE’S NO PLACE FOR FREE MARKETS AND INDIVIDUALISM ON PLANET OBAMA Well, well, well. Barack Obama – for the most part – has refrained from coming right out and saying that free markets and individualism are failed concepts. Sure, he’s railed endlessly against “greedy corporations” and “the rich” not paying their “fair share,” but he’s [...]
Dec 7
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FIRST – WE’RE LAZY AND SOFT WITH NO AMBITION OR IMAGINATION; NOW? WE’RE EXCEPTIONAL! Say what you want about the Boy King and his bride, but damn – these people are awesome at keeping us guessing about their true feelings for America. First it was Mishy – during the 2008 campaign – telling a crowd [...]
Dec 5
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DEMOCRATS ADD ‘PROGRESSIVE’ PROVISION TO DEFENSE AUTHORIZATION BILL So, how did your Democratic Senator(s) vote on last week’s defense authorization bill – a bill which includes a provision that not only would repeal the military ban on sodomy, but would also repeal the ban on having sex with animals? Kinda gives Captain LGBT’s repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t [...]
Nov 25
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A POST-THANKSGIVING CORNUCOPIA OF LOONY LIBERAL LEFTOVERS Following a Thanksgiving during which the Rat ate two turkey dinners, (with two different sets of family members), and a turkey sandwich as the clock struck midnight, he has survived to present Black Firday’s edition of Rat Droppings from Planet Looney Tunes. While you may not find these morsels [...]
Nov 18
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FROM OBAMA’S PASTORS TO TRANSSEXUAL MISOGYNISTS: THE LAUGHS JUST KEEP COMING Barack Obama might not understand the difference between partisan campaigning and governing, but dude sure does know how to pick his pastors, huh? Who could forget Jeremiah “God Damn America” Wright and his views – on everything from “America’s (9/11) chickens coming home to roost,” to his “Them Jews ain’t going to let [...]
Nov 14
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JUMPS ON HEALTH-CARE JOB-BOOM BANDWAGON TO CLAIM CREDIT DOWN THE ROAD The Obama Regime’s next snub of Congress in its “We Can’t Wait” strategy will be the spending of $1 billion to bolster hiring in the already-hiring health-care sector. Confused? Don’t be; it makes perfect sense when “We Can’t Wait” is followed by “to do anything we [...]
Nov 14
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CAPTAIN T’S RANDOM DETACHMENT FROM REALITY MAKES WILLY WONKA LOOK NORMAL I did something last evening that I had never done before; I actually watched a Captain Teleprompter press conference from beginning to end. Normally, I either turn them off before they’re finished – or ignore them altogether – with Obama’s air of superiority and blatant political [...]
Nov 11
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IT’S LOONEY TUNES FRIDAY, FOLKS; YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, DON’T YOU? The level of hypocrisy on display by the left in its concerted effort to destroy Herman Cain is absolutely incredible. These are the very people who so willingly cry “RACISM!” against conservatives over the most innocuous of non-racist issues, yet they stoop to a degree of shame reminiscent [...]
Nov 8
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CAPTAIN COOL’S HISTORY OF GAFFES, ARROGANCE AND EMBARRASSING MOMENTS Barack Obama’s embarrassing open-mic moment with France’s Nicolas Sarkozy during which they bashed Benjamin Netanyahu should surprise no one; rather, it should simply serve as confirmation for some – and as an “I told you so” opportunity for others; this president is not only no friend [...]
Nov 7
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IF BROTHER CLINTON CAN BE BLACK, WHY CAN’T MASHUGANA OBAMA BE JEWISH? In 1998, as the Monica Lewinski scandal was playing out, Author Toni Morrison wrote a column for The New Yorker, in which she said of her hero, Bill Clinton: “White skin notwithstanding, this is our first black president. Blacker than any actual black person who could ever [...]
Nov 4
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A VERITABLE CORNUCOPIA OF LIBERAL NONSENSE FROM SOME OF OUR FAVORITE WINGNUTS It’s occasionally necessary to bounce around the internet and collect multiple stories on which to muse; otherwise, we run the risk of missing something of utmost “importance.” Liberals provide such a vast amount of material, we must stay all over it – lest [...]
Oct 18
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CAPTAIN TELEPROMPTER IS DEVASTATED AS YOU-KNOW-”WHO” IS STOLEN! I’m not sure whether this story would make a better dramatic, suspense-filled hour of intrigue, or a hilariously funny, slapstick comedy – but I’ll tell you what I do know; as much as I hate television, not only would I be glued to my TV to watch [...]
Oct 13
Between the flavor of the month (“Black Walnut always tastes good”) quote here and a recent conversation, Herman Cain is quickly becoming one of my new favorites – but not for the usual reasons. I love Herman Cain. He’s the guy that ran Godfather’s Pizza right? Man I LOVE their Apple Pizza. That guy deserves [...]
Oct 2
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IS HE THE GREATEST CAD IN POLITICAL HISTORY? DEPENDS ON WHAT THE DEFINITION OF “IS” IS Rush Limbaugh called Bill Clinton “the gift that keeps on giving.” When Darrell Hammond (as Clinton) responded to a reporter’s question in an SNL skit as to how he could survive multiple sex scandals, “Clinton” replied, “I am…bullet-proof.” It became an [...]
Sep 23
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Alabama City to Let Non-Violent Criminals to Choose Jail or Weekly Church Attendance is explained at the other end of this link, sort of. Your own conclusions will doubtless trump anything this poor scribbler could add. Government Paid Over $600 Million in Benefits to Dead People is pretty routine; it’s perrennial. There must be by [...]
Sep 21
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Subscribers are tracked and speed checked by satellite as they drive but the monitoring continues even after the service is terminated…and GM reserves the right to sell the data. GM’s OnStar Tracks Cars Speed and Location Even After Service Canceled provides more. Some of the “more” includes OnStar’s ability to unlock the car or just turn [...]
Sep 18
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Murphy sometimes dispenses justice: Obama under feminist attack is no less a pleasure for it being guilty. The Prez has done–and not done–plenty to justify attacks but this one–out of left field, you might say–is precious. BOOK: Women in Obama White House Felt Excluded and Ignored explains it all for you. Top female advisors (of whom [...]
Sep 15
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CAPTAIN COCKY’S CREEPY EMAIL: ‘SOMETIME SOON, CAN WE MEET FOR DINNER?’ Following the Obama Regime’s brilliant decision to launch AttackWatch.com - which has quickly become the laughingstock of Washington – the gang that couldn’t shoot straight has come up with another winner: The “Dinner with Captain Cocky” raffle. That’s obviously not what this Obamagasm is being called, but [...]
Sep 10
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LINCOLN AND REAGAN COMPARISONS GIVE WAY TO JIMMY CARTER’S SECOND TERM On February 10, 2007, Barack Hussein Obama stood outside the Old State Capitol Building in Springfield, Illinois – precisely where Abraham Lincoln had given his famous “House Divided” speech 149 years earlier – and announced his candidacy for President of the United States. Evoking [...]
Sep 1
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VOWS TO PROTECT THE RIGHTS OF ‘DOCUMENTED AND UNDOCUMENTED’ WORKERS The U.S. Department of Labor has released a statement saying that it will enforce federal wage laws on behalf of anyone working in the U.S. “regardless of their immigration status.” (translated: Obama’s Labor Department will make sure illegal aliens are fairly paid.) The statement followed comments made [...]
Aug 31
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Parents employing babysitters will be required to provide workers’ compensation benefits, rest and meal breaks and paid vacation time under California Assembly Bill 889. If the babysitter is over 18 and not a family member, their pay must meet the minimum wage, too. “Babysitting Bill in California Legislature“ explains. The bill covers “all domestic employees” so [...]
Aug 31
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Government funded Miracle Hands, Inc. to convert a warehouse into a training facility for AIDs patients but was instead handed a miraculous transformation into a strip club. HIV/AIDS Group Charged With Diverting Funds to Strip Club tells all about it. The government folk are predictably shocked, SHOCKED that such a thing could be perpetrated upon them in [...]
Aug 30
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LESS THAN ATTRACTIVE? FACING DISCRIMINATION AS A RESULT? HOPE MAY BE ON THE WAY! Remember the old (awful) saying, “beauty is only skin deep – but ugly goes clear down to the bone”? According to Daniel S Hamermesh, ugly apparently doesn’t stop at the bone either; the better looking are better off – a lot. In his book, Beauty [...]
Aug 29
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POLITICIZING A HURRICANE: EVEN WHEN IT FAILS TO LIVE UP TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS In an extraordinary act of courage sure to make Vladimir Putin jealous, Barney Fife Obama marched bravely into Hurricane Command Central and “personally led his government’s response” to the overblown – as in over-hyped – Hurricane Irene. (Putin later emailed el presidente, explaining that the [...]
Before I go off on Prince Albert, let’s begin with a simple multiple choice question:
Which of the following is the most frightening?
A. Gore charging that denying global warming is morally equivalent to racism.
B. Gore’s appearance in the video. (bulging eyes, red face, manic body language)
C. This wing-nut psychotic almost became President of the United States.
D. Damn, Rat; ALL OF THE ABOVE.
As arrogant, hypocritical, and intransigent as liberals can be, there is one characteristic they all seem to possess; they’re the gift that keeps on giving…
Aug 26
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WANNA MARRY A SIX-YEAR-OLD? NO PROBLEM. WANNA PASS GAS? NO FREAKIN’ WAY. According to The Military Times Marine Corps blog, Battle Rattle, the Marine Corps has banned audible farting in Afghanistan because it is culturally offensive to civilians working with the military, as well as members of the Afghan National Army. The Military in Afghanistan had previously been ordered not to curse [...]
Aug 24
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BUMBLING VP STEPS IN IT AGAIN: “FULLY UNDERSTANDS” CHINA’S ONE-CHILD POLICY So, Joe Biden “fully understands”and was not “second-guessing” China’s horrific one child policy, huh? This is an incredible statement – not because the policy is brutal and abhorrent; I just didn’t think Crazy Uncle Joe understood much of anything. Go figure. Our brilliant VP told a [...]
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